Seriously, I'd throw things at it (chests, pianos, beds, gorge-plushies....) or use my BB, as sugegsted before.
My mood > An Owl's need to freakin screamin around <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Do you kiss your liberal ideologies with that mouth?
to rid yourself of a pest: (you may stop once the offending creature has left the area)
toss something near it toss something at it throw something at it peg him with a small object - large object ready aim fire acquire target confirm target lock fox-2 arm nuke please input your six digit pass code missile armed, awaiting retinal scan retinal scan confirmed, ready for launch missile firing, closing silo doors all your owl are belong to us
<!--QuoteBegin-Mamu+Apr 30 2004, 08:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mamu @ Apr 30 2004, 08:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Get naked, run around the tree while screaming... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt. Of course this might or might not have been while I was drunk, and this might or might not have involved an owl in a particular tree, but I'll leave the decisions up to you.
Back on topic. 1 set of remote charges (explosives) + a lot of patience = 1 pretty art display in your lawn. Enjoy.
Personally, Id just put a bit of fuel on the tree, whilst the bird was still on it. Put some seed in some difficult nook or cranny where it might get stuck then set it on fire. Full trees on fire look cool, and if youre feeling brave get some kebab sticks and cook some stuff on there whilst the owl is dying, then eat the owl.
Got this strange problem... It's very nice weather outside clear sky, barely any wind nice sun etc.
So i want to open the window and play some ns <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> The thing is, there's an Owl in the tree right next to my window and he doesn't shut the <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /><!--endemo--> up.
Now i want your help to give me ideas so i can scare him away. It pisses me off. I'm about to shoot the damn thing <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> if he doesn't change his ways.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src='http://gwetter.free.fr/ns/shotgun.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://www.gf81.com.cn/16/images/anti-aircraft.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <img src='http://www.ww2guide.com/dual128.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://home.swipnet.se/p10sommarkurs/simulatortest.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <img src='http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1760000/images/_1763030_rpg300.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://westafricaimports.com/slingshot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<!--QuoteBegin-kyliegirl+Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kyliegirl @ Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> climb the tree, go towards the owl and push it. if it attacks, waves your arms about screaming "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE" .. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> But what if vengence isn't yours? then all the owls will think that you're some sort of liar.
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<!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Apr 30 2004, 04:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Apr 30 2004, 04:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would say ask for a shirtgun and shoot the lork on the clorf (Yes... just because you said no one did it.)
Other then that.. use a water gun or a hose.. preferrably a really nice shot of water should distrub the owl. ;-) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> INGENIOUS!
<!--QuoteBegin-Boy who lost his wings+Apr 30 2004, 09:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Boy who lost his wings @ Apr 30 2004, 09:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OH OH BETTER YET!!!
<img src='http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1718/birds.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Since when did owls eat bird seed joo nub <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-WoT|Lanfear+Apr 30 2004, 09:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoT|Lanfear @ Apr 30 2004, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I believe it is supposed to be like the old Road-Runner cartoons. Everyone knows if you put "Free bird seed" on a sign all birds will eat it.
Although.. the coyote.. didn't usally succeed and I would hate to think what would be the backlash of failing to blow up the bird. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> and thats why its so funny
<!--QuoteBegin-kyliegirl+Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kyliegirl @ Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> climb the tree, go towards the owl and push it. if it attacks, waves your arms about screaming "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE" .. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
thats gotta be the funniest thing ive ever heard i just had a image of you on a tree screaming that as a owl pecked your face and flew off
my suggestion if your anything like me (which i doubt) you have a very messy desk and witht hat you can solve 2 problems take things one by one off your desk throwing them as hard as you can at the owl even if it falls of the tree keep throwing as long as it is alive or you have items to throw this will solve your owl problem ,clean your desk, and set a example for future owls
<!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Apr 30 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Apr 30 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think that Birdy has learned her lesson. Never ask for advice/help on the NS forums. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> yeah, birdy ... if you ask a simple question .... this is what comes of it ... it's been fun, but all you have to do is constantly throw objects at the owl until it leaves
the reason why you dont ask for advice on NS forums
because we are all a bunch of crazy little kids that got nothing better to do then talk about owls and how to kill them <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
or maybe just like the spoon there is no owel?(sorry ive been up for 18 hours straight brain aint working right <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
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Seriously, I'd throw things at it (chests, pianos, beds, gorge-plushies....) or use my BB, as sugegsted before.
My mood > An Owl's need to freakin screamin around
Seriously, I'd throw things at it (chests, pianos, beds, gorge-plushies....) or use my BB, as sugegsted before.
My mood > An Owl's need to freakin screamin around <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Do you kiss your liberal ideologies with that mouth?
(j/k, unless you really are a liberal)
(you may stop once the offending creature has left the area)
toss something near it
toss something at it
throw something at it
peg him with a small object
- large object
ready
aim
fire
acquire target
confirm target lock
fox-2
arm nuke
please input your six digit pass code
missile armed, awaiting retinal scan
retinal scan confirmed, ready for launch
missile firing, closing silo doors
all your owl are belong to us
Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt. Of course this might or might not have been while I was drunk, and this might or might not have involved an owl in a particular tree, but I'll leave the decisions up to you.
Back on topic. 1 set of remote charges (explosives) + a lot of patience = 1 pretty art display in your lawn. Enjoy.
Got this strange problem...
It's very nice weather outside clear sky, barely any wind nice sun etc.
So i want to open the window and play some ns <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The thing is, there's an Owl in the tree right next to my window and he doesn't shut the <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /><!--endemo--> up.
Now i want your help to give me ideas so i can scare him away. It pisses me off. I'm about to shoot the damn thing <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo--> if he doesn't change his ways.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src='http://gwetter.free.fr/ns/shotgun.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://www.gf81.com.cn/16/images/anti-aircraft.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.ww2guide.com/dual128.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://home.swipnet.se/p10sommarkurs/simulatortest.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1760000/images/_1763030_rpg300.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><img src='http://westafricaimports.com/slingshot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
take your pick
ill take that one thanks.
seriosly . just use a hose or water gun. each time it comes back, spray it again. eventually it will learn not to go in that tree.
failing that try killing it. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://www.e94114.de/Eisenbahngeschuetze/eisenbahngeschuetze1-Dateien/eisenbahndora.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.e94114.de/Eisenbahngeschuetze/eisenbahngeschuetze1-Dateien/eisenbahndoragranate.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
BTW shouldn't the owl be gone by now?
<img src='http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1718/birds.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
But what if vengence isn't yours? then all the owls will think that you're some sort of liar.
Other then that.. use a water gun or a hose.. preferrably a really nice shot of water should distrub the owl. ;-) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
INGENIOUS!
<img src='http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1718/birds.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Since when did owls eat bird seed joo nub <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Although.. the coyote.. didn't usally succeed and I would hate to think what would be the backlash of failing to blow up the bird.
Although.. the coyote.. didn't usally succeed and I would hate to think what would be the backlash of failing to blow up the bird. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
and thats why its so funny
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Brilliant, Sir! Brilliant!
the ones with the holes you knwo where? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
(inside joke)
<!--QuoteBegin-kyliegirl+Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kyliegirl @ Apr 30 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> climb the tree, go towards the owl and push it. if it attacks, waves your arms about screaming "VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE" .. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
thats gotta be the funniest thing ive ever heard i just had a image of you on a tree screaming that as a owl pecked your face and flew off
my suggestion
if your anything like me (which i doubt) you have a very messy desk and witht hat you can solve 2 problems take things one by one off your desk throwing them as hard as you can at the owl even if it falls of the tree keep throwing as long as it is alive or you have items to throw this will solve your owl problem ,clean your desk, and set a example for future owls
yeah, birdy ... if you ask a simple question .... this is what comes of it ... it's been fun, but all you have to do is constantly throw objects at the owl until it leaves
because we are all a bunch of crazy little kids that got nothing better to do then talk about owls and how to kill them <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Owl - w00t!
birdy - SUYF NOOB!
*tree is removed by badly aimed shirtgun shots*
just do a ninja impression .. dress all in black. put your shirt on your head. grab a spoon, ...
do i have to say any more?