I bent my wookie

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  • JopsJops Join Date: 2002-09-13 Member: 1312Members
    Ralph:Hello lisa, we're going to be in a pie

    Ralph or some kid:Mr.Simpson the car fuems are making me dizzy.
    Homer:Yeah they'll do that

    Ralph:Me fail english, thats unpossible!

    Ralph:When I grow up I want to be a catipilar, or a principal.

    Ralph:Why do people run away from me? (wets himself)

    Dr. Nick:Hey did you goto upstairs hollywood medical school too? eh errr ahem...

    Jimbo:Hey it's really hard to work while your putting that meat tenderizer all over me.
    *METALIC CLONK*
    Jimbo:Oh great now I have to work in the dark *colapses*
    Later on Seymour:Enjoying those SloppyJimbos?

    Barney:Buy me a bear, two bucks a glass, come on help me- I'm freezing my ###-
    Buy me a beer, a snifter of wine! Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpintine...
    Moe with shotgun:Move it you bum! Or I'll blast your rear end!
    Barney:I found two bucks!
    Moe:Then come in my friend...
    Bart:Dad can I be a booze hound?
    Homer:Not till your fiftheen----


    there are so many more but I can't think of all of them, I've seen every episode! Well almost every one:)
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  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members
    "you talk better then you fool. you couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine"-simpson
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  • ICha0sIICha0sI Join Date: 2002-06-13 Member: 763Members
    w0w 1500 posts now jedi, i rember when u only had 1100 like a few weeks ago...get a life and dont stay on these forums all day long.. its not normal
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--nukem107+Oct. 16 2002,16:35--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (nukem107 @ Oct. 16 2002,16:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->w0w 1500 posts now jedi, i rember when u only had 1100 like a few weeks ago...get a life and dont stay on these forums all day long.. its not normal<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *cough*at least jedi doesn't spam, and has intelligible posts *cough*
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  • Right_Behind_YouRight_Behind_You Join Date: 2002-04-23 Member: 501Members
    Russian guy: You all did good, you get cat back.
    Girl: I had a dog!
    Russian guy: YOU HAVE CAT NOW!
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--nukem107+Oct. 16 2002,19:35--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (nukem107 @ Oct. 16 2002,19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->w0w 1500 posts now jedi, i rember when u only had 1100 like a few weeks ago...get a life and dont stay on these forums all day long.. its not normal<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    pftt
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  • J1mmyZJ1mmyZ Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1304Members
    "MMMMmmmMM... unprocessed fish sticks"  said when Homer looks at some goldfish
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  • HBNayrHBNayr Join Date: 2002-07-13 Member: 930Members
    Homer: Look at me!  I've attended rock concerts all my life, and my hearing is just fine.

    Marge (from inside Homer's head.  An extremely loud buzzing is present, and you can barely hear her.): I just don't think it's a good idea.

    Homer: I hear you.


    Marge: I don't want you handling loaded guns in the house.
    Homer: Dear, we're responsible-
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Moe: Sorry.
    Homer: ...responsible adults who know-
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Barney: Oops!
    Homer: ...who know how to properly-
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Odd Sailor: Arr!
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Carl: Whoops!
    Homer: ...properly handle fire-
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Lenny: Sorry.
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Mr Burns: Oopsie.
    Gun: *BLAM!*
    Bart: Sorry.
    Homer: -handle firearms.


    (Using a multilingual GPS device for the car.)
    American voice: Turn right here.
    Russian voice: In Russia, road turns you.


    I may have mauled those.

    -Ryan!


    "If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You keep going in and doing it really half assed. Thats the American way."
    -- Homer Jay Simpson
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  • TomodachiTomodachi Join Date: 2002-08-16 Member: 1175Members
    Here's mine: <a href="http://www.boomspeed.com/tomodachi/invicbl.wav" target="_blank">Smack!</a>
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  • loofboteloofbote Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 948Members
    damn my mind is blank..... heh people here have bad spelling heheheh....... don't worry I'll edit this when i think of some(so theres less spam <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->)
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  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members
    go jedi

    i had one but now i can't remember it oh well i guess thats what the edit buttons for
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  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Burns: "Have any of you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?"
    Sea Captain: "Aye, once. Was sailin' round the Arctic Cir-"
    Burns: "Quiet you!"

    Ranger: "This chairlift will give us a birds-eye view... of the area directly below the chairlift.  I won't lie to you, ma'am.  The odds of finding your kids are quite low."
    Bart and Lisa: "Hi mom!"
    Marge: "Ooh, can we get off?"
    Ranger: "Only at the top, and even then it's kinda tricky."
    (This is a great episode)

    Barney: "Hello, fishies!"  *buuuurp*
    Rex Banner: "Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.  Where'd you pinch the hooch?  Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"
    Barney: "... ... yes?"
    (my second favorite episode)

    Hank Scorpio: "And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this."
    British Guy: "Oh my god, the 59th Street Bridge."
    Indian Guy: "Maybe it just collapsed on it's own."
    British Guy: "We can't take that chance."
    Indian Guy: "You always say that!  I want to take a chance!"
    (Best. Episode. Ever.)
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  • ElestiaElestia Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1130Members
    Ralph: I ate those purple berries! They taste like BUUUUUURNING!!

    Chalmers: Yes, well I better be goi-...... OH MY GOD! SEYMORE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR KITCHEN!?

    Skinner: Ummm.... uh... Aurora Borealis?

    Chalmer: Au-AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME, IN THIS DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE HEMISHERE, SITUATED IN YOUR HOUSE!?!?

    SKinner: Yes

    Chalmers:...... may I see it?

    Skinners:... mmmm... no.

    Homer: English? I don't need it I'm not going to England!

    Homer: TO beer the cause and solution to all our problems...

    Homer: Beer now there's a temporary solution!

    Homer: I know I'm not much of a praying man, but if your up there PLEASE SAVE ME SUPER MAN!

    Willie: EEEK! I mean ARGH! What are you doing there!

    Homer: Ummm... were... uhh... foreign exhange students from... umm... Scotland.

    Willie: Saints be praised! I'm from Scotland! Tell me where do ye hail from?

    Homer: Ummm North Kiltown.

    Willie: No kidding!? I'm from North Kiltown. Tell me do you know Angus Mccloud?

    Homer: Wait a minute there's no Angus Mccloud in North Kiltown, why your not from Scotland at all!
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