whatt the heck makes you laugh dude? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
do you like cats??? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm not going to take credit for this work so I'll just post the link from the <a href='http://www.lunixmonster.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=85' target='_blank'>Lunixmonster forums</a>
This is a letter sent to a site, i hope it makes you laugh.
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat."
alright some of thouse may have been clever but none have yet to make me laugh... i havent read the lunix monster link but i will after i post this... best one out of that batch is the one by nemo.. the german comic... the guy yelling at the ugly women...
comeon.. there has to be something out there to make even the most cold hearted person laugh... i've searched and i havent found anything...
just came back from overy chatty penguins forums... seen thouse pictures before, thou they are funny i guess... the last picture caught my eye with its witty remarks of what the marines say...
hrmm intriguing... that isnt as much funny as it is interesting... you may find me sick.. but if that guys head was on fire.. then it might be some wat of a laugh... yes .. yes i know im a demented ****... but that expression on the bags front... is just classic i like it
[EDIT] when i mean if his head was actually on fire i mean if there wasnt a bag.. and his HEAD was actually on fire... like running around screaming
ill have to watch it later today.. right now im in the middle of history class... on my POS macintosh... surrounded by azns... i've been placed in a ESL History class due to the fact that im italian... purely bullsh*t.... this is one of the reasons why i could use a good laugh....
[EDIT] ESL = english as a second language....
oh and btw... my boarding school is extremely protective.. and has newgrounds.com firewalled.. so that link doesent work
bloody kangaroos...youd think theyd be smart enough to not cross the road when a car is coming,, i swear they do it deliberately. KAMAKAZEE ROO!!! this is also why half the cars in the country you see have full steel bullbars.
<img src='http://www.gopederick.com/random/sigs/dance.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> dancing spiderman, guy from Tekken 3, and some other peeps... very interesting.. prolly not funny..
nothing is funny to him hes the prozac is messing with his miiinnnnddddd!!!!!!!!!!
i laught at the stuff when i put it on even though i designed it... pretty sad huh? i like to make people laugh... but i give up on you dude! even if you did laugh ud prolly not tell us cause u dont have a prize so... just stop the prize thing ok? <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
the truth is I do have a prize... and i guess it is also true that the prozac is fu**ing with my mind...
but one guy came close.... i had to contain myself from laughing when i saw that fat dancing kid and the strobe light... dear god.... that caught me off guard....
that picture just makes me think.... why would they're be a fat person jumping off something... and to think again... why would there be a naked fat person around? which would lead to thinking again.. im probably over analyzing all of these things.. which is why i have yet to laugh... i guess the simple things in life are the best
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just random words and a onos wont do it
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HAHAHA! Clever to the MAX!!!! Here's another...
havent u seen that episode of southpark???
heres some hotdogs! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
havent u seen that episode of southpark???
heres some hotdogs! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat."
<img src='http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.bsdswe.org/~nemo/Perscheid_010.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Made by a german comic writer. Perscheid.
comeon.. there has to be something out there to make even the most cold hearted person laugh... i've searched and i havent found anything...
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when i mean if his head was actually on fire i mean if there wasnt a bag.. and his HEAD was actually on fire... like running around screaming
Make sure you watch all of it because it starts a little slow.
<a href='http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=149568' target='_blank'>Clicky!</a>
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ESL = english as a second language....
oh and btw... my boarding school is extremely protective.. and has newgrounds.com firewalled.. so that link doesent work
<img src='http://planet.nana.co.il/ithecat/ft.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.opticpower.com/kylie/HALLOWEEN1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.opticpower.com/kylie/whatssofunny.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
bloody kangaroos...youd think theyd be smart enough to not cross the road when a car is coming,, i swear they do it deliberately. KAMAKAZEE ROO!!!
this is also why half the cars in the country you see have full steel bullbars.
<img src='http://www.opticpower.com/kylie/skippy.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
dancing spiderman, guy from Tekken 3, and some other peeps... very interesting.. prolly not funny..
and well, my favorite picture of bijiy.
<img src='http://www.thrill2kill.com/forums/uploads/post-5-1074933608.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
and then the image that i know isn't funny, but mesmorized me for like a half an hour...
<img src='http://www.thrill2kill.com/forums/uploads/post-5-1077766029.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
i laught at the stuff when i put it on even though i designed it... pretty sad huh? i like to make people laugh... but i give up on you dude! even if you did laugh ud prolly not tell us cause u dont have a prize so... just stop the prize thing ok? <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
but one guy came close.... i had to contain myself from laughing when i saw that fat dancing kid and the strobe light... dear god.... that caught me off guard....