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DerfudDerfud Join Date: 2002-09-29 Member: 1370Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Oh dear, the grodents are here...</div>Once upon a time in a galaxy ruled by humans, rodents were opressed.  Rodents were very l337 in the future, much smarter than now.  Humans didn't know the rodent empire existed, their ships were so smal they were thought to be small meteors.  The Rodent leader Spunkimis the Great, was a Gerbil, the rodent military was mostly made or rats, and squirrels.  The moles were smart engineer types, and mice were smart computer types, always scampering the rodenet.  Gerbils were just kind of multi taskers, more balanced.  A lot of Humans had been dieng lately, this was starting worry Spunkimus, he knew that it must be something special.  One day he decided to get a platoon of squirrels to go on a Human Military ship, to seee where they were going, the squirrels were armed to the 2 front teeth, with assault rifles, explosive shells, and turd grenades.  Whent he human ship stopped they proceded into another ship, it smelled.  The humans found lots of big animals rodents had never seen before, they were really mad, they killed all the humans, but now the squirrel commandos had no way of getting home, so they wanted to find a way.  They needed to find the control room, but there were a lot of monsters, so there was a lot off shooting, and the squirrels were getting a lot of frags, then suddenly an Onos came charging for a squirrel, he ran out of ammo, he kung fu chopped the Onos, the Onos gibed, they found a big room with lot's of goo, and a big green thing hanging from the cieling with a big yellow thing in the middle, it was ugly, they decided to shoot it, so they did, they also threw turds at at, it gibed.  The squirrels found the control room, and were rescued shortly.  And everyone lived happily ever after! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

OK how you guys like my story, i wrote it in 40 minutes, flame away!
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    Well umm, I'm thinking this forum is meant for NS fan fic. It is- <i>imaginative</i>.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    AND NO "ONCE APON A TIME"!
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  • VyvnVyvn Join Date: 2002-08-24 Member: 1226Members
    Pff! A squirrel with kung-fu moves? No way. They don't exist.
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  • DerfudDerfud Join Date: 2002-09-29 Member: 1370Members
    duh, it's about NS, the squirrel is a BIG hint!
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  • KhaimKhaim Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    lol Should I reveal how it is NS related? or shall I let you guess... I shall let you all guess for an hour then edit this is no one found it out lol.
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  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Vyvn+Oct. 09 2002,02:43--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Vyvn @ Oct. 09 2002,02:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><i>Pff! A squirrel with kung-fu moves? No way. They don't exist.</i><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <b>OBVIUOUSLY YOU DONT KNOW KUNG FOO SQUIREL!!!

    THE ONE OF THE GREATEST MAPPERS OF ALL TIME!!!

    HAIL KFS HAIL KFS HAIL KFS!!!!</b>
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  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members
    <!--me&RhoadsToNowhere--><span id='ME'><center>RhoadsToNowhere hands Llama Killer a Ring of Sarcasm Detection +3/+3 <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--></center></span><!--e-me-->
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  • QwertyMcDunkinQwertyMcDunkin Join Date: 2002-10-06 Member: 1443Members
    Umm... Creative?  Try to form a paragraph next time.
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/asrifle.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::asrifle::'><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&::onos::--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tiny.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='::onos::'><!--endemo-->
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  • DerfudDerfud Join Date: 2002-09-29 Member: 1370Members
    I worte in 4th grade formatting, fast type spelling, in other words it is french.  SO REVILEE TOI ET SENTIR LES FLEURS!
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  • Llama_KillerLlama_Killer Join Date: 2002-07-30 Member: 1029Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Derfud+Oct. 12 2002,16:18--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Derfud @ Oct. 12 2002,16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I worte in 4th grade formatting, fast type spelling, in other words it is french.  SO REVILEE TOI ET SENTIR LES FLEURS!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    um im french Canadian thats wrong at so many levels...

    SO REVIELLE TOI ET VA SENTIR LES FLEURS!

    Tat takes care of the grammar and spelling...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Si courte une phrase tellement d'erreurs...
    -Jean Charlebois my french teacher.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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