They Fight Crime!

twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
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He's a lounge-singing white trash firefighter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a hard-bitten junkie safe cracker descended from a line of powerful witches. <a href='http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html' target='_blank'>They fight crime!</a>
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited February 2004
    LOL!?

    nice link XD

    ok i think i got the BEST one : "He's a suave ninja househusband moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a transdimensional bisexual snake charmer living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime! "
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    He's a lonely albino matador who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a cosmopolitan out-of-work college professor prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
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  • ZunniZunni The best thing to happen to I&amp;S in a long while Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 10016Members
    Sorry I win..

    He's a suave crooked firefighter living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a manipulative French-Canadian politician from out of town. They fight crime!
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  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    woo!

    He's an all-American small-town filmmaker trapped in a world he never made. She's a wealthy Buddhist mermaid from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
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  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    He's a jaded ninja inventor searching for his wife's true killer. She's a scantily clad belly-dancing cab driver living on borrowed time. They fight crime!



    Sorry, but ninjas win.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    omg i win again: "He's a one-legged neurotic librarian with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a scantily clad bisexual schoolgirl with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime! "
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Sorry loves, there's no real winner - they're all great. One of the few sites on the internet that legitimately makes me laugh out loud every time. Until I've read them all, see, then I just leave and let my alarmingly short memory span do the rest. Quality funs every month, guy!
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  • lochnesslochness Join Date: 2002-12-13 Member: 10753Members
    zig wins
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    He's a superhumanly strong native American senator in a wheelchair. She's a ditzy streetsmart advertising executive from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!

    XD
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  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    edited February 2004
    He's an underprivileged zombie matador who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a bloodthirsty African-American traffic cop who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

    edit:

    He's a scrappy bohemian Green Beret on the edge. She's a man-hating renegade Hell's Angel who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    He's an unconventional neurotic astronaut from a doomed world. She's a plucky hip-hop mercenary with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

    Awesome link.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    edited February 2004
    He's a lounge-singing albino vampire hunter on a search for his missing sister. She's a man-hating belly-dancing nun from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

    Edit:

    He's a suicidal **** senator for the 21st century. She's a warm-hearted psychic cab driver with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    He's a gun-slinging guerilla hairdresser in a wheelchair. She's a blind gypsy doctor married to the Mob. They fight crime!

    He's a world-famous neurotic dwarf with acid for blood. She's a green-fingered thirtysomething vampire with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

    So... Awesome...
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  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    He's a one-legged Amish werewolf for the 21st century. She's a warm-hearted blonde stripper with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

    I think mine wins, honestly. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    He's an oversexed vegetarian dwarf moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a chain-smoking mute bodyguard with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

    Go dwarfs!!1
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  • ElectricSheepElectricSheep Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15716Members
    edited February 2004
    He's a deeply religious native American stage actor on a mission from God. She's a chain-smoking Buddhist hook/er with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

    And this excerpt

    She's a pregnant tomboy femme fatale from out of town.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Zig wins, But I get second:

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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Feb 14 2004, 05:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Feb 14 2004, 05:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...She's a scantily clad bisexual schoolgirl with the soul of a mighty warrior.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe. Sounds like anime.

    "...she's a violent belly-dancing mercenary who dreams of becoming Elvis"

    "He's a witless moralistic werewolf possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an artistic kleptomaniac former first lady living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"

    "He's a witless skateboarding photographer in a wheelchair. She's a mentally unstable psychic queen of the dead with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"
    Hooray for skateboarders in wheelchairs and mentally unstable psychics!
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    gotta get mine in before Marik locks it =P

    He's a shy zombie messiah who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a pregnant impetuous Valkyrie with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited February 2004
    "He's an old-fashioned skateboarding firefighter in a wheelchair. She's a radical Buddhist safe cracker who dreams of becoming Elvis."

    Skateboarding firefighter in a wheelchair? I think it's time to lock this thread before someone comes crashing in with the well-known "Steven Hawkings' Pro Wheelchair 4" half-pipe picture.

    By the way, if you ever want to make a really good one of your own without leaving it to chance (this assumes you're in IE):
    Go to the website
    Press "View" in the top menu bar
    Go to "source"

    There you go, every option the site even has. You can even put in your own and save it to your own disk.
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