Why Name Your Kid Junior?

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
edited February 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">When you can name him Ver2.0.</div> Yea this guy decided to name his son version 2.0 instead of Jr. or the II.

<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/02/01/offbeat.baby.version2.0.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/02/01/o...0.ap/index.html</a>

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.

Version 2.0 was born Tuesday at Holland Community Hospital, and the proud parents took him home Friday.

"I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," Cusack, who is self-employed with Westshore Design and Cusack Music, told The Holland Sentinel.

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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    His son is going to be so unbalanced.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Feb 2 2004, 12:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Feb 2 2004, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His son is going to be so unbalanced. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ahahahahahahahahahaha!
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    funny, but alas sadly we should have seen it coming
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    LOL!!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Nice Pjofsky!
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Feb 2 2004, 12:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Feb 2 2004, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His son is going to be so unbalanced. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was a good one.

    I wouldn't like to be the kid though. So will the next one be Jon Blake Cusack 3.0?
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Feb 1 2004, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Feb 1 2004, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His son is going to be so unbalanced. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, you can always try patching.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited February 2004
    Ok, I may be tired (Gotta get up at 2:30AM) but how much crack must you be smoking to name your kid "Version 2.0"?? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    However, if you were to name your kid "NS 3.0", I see nothing wrong with that. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Version 2 ain't got nothing on V-One-Uuuuuhhhhh!

    <img src='http://www.wwemattitude.com/images/flipbook/10.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    I'm naming my kid peer. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Wait......Jon Cusak? Wha?
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    So... when are they patching him to 2.01? Is he an open beta, or are they seriously releasing him? Is he multi-platform? Will he be open source?
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited February 2004
    If I ever have a daughter I'm naming her Samus. :D
    Or maybe Zelda.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    these aren't seroius...

    Daughter: SHODAN, Cortana, Aeris

    Son: Link, Optimus Prime,.....Sue <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    he is really gonna hate his parents when he grows up. I bet he gets his name legally changed.
  • The_NemesisThe_Nemesis Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9724Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Feb 2 2004, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Feb 2 2004, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How about a different name entirely?
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Zelda, Samus and Link are all pretty cool names =3
    Peach? hmmm...
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    I'm naming my first daughter Samus. Or Naru. Either's fine, y'know.
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    girl: meryl
    guy: otacon
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Blackmage your avatar is strangly hypnotic o.O

    Good name TBH.

    "I am number 2"
  • XaniethXanieth Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7280Members
    I'm naming my son Tassadar.

    Tassadar Vo. It's good, and you know it. I'm naming a daughter Natasha, or Zelda.
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Z.X. Bogglesteinsky+Feb 2 2004, 04:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Z.X. Bogglesteinsky @ Feb 2 2004, 04:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> he is really gonna hate his parents when he grows up. I bet he gets his name legally changed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what no he's gonna be the coolest kid in school yo
  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->His son is going to be so unbalanced. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That was awesome. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> This reminds me of Frank Zappas kids... Dweezle, Moonunit, Ahmet, and Diva.

    List of things to do: Name kid moonunit 2.0
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    Durr Zelda used to be a fairly common name... that's like naming them 'helga' or 'matilda'...
  • MelatoninMelatonin Babbler Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14551Members, Constellation
    thinking of amusing names for children is the best game. ever.

    some of my personal favourites;

    eggplant
    punkas
    homosapien
    jesus
    waffel

    "come here waffel, time for dinner!"

    the list goes on to infinity..
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    His self-esteem is going to be severely delayed until 2020.
  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    ROFL. <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"come here waffel, time for dinner!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Man, waffel is the best name for a kid. ever. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Feb 2 2004, 02:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Feb 2 2004, 02:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Zelda, Samus and Link are all pretty cool names =3
    Peach? hmmm... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If you're an Elf, Bounty Hunter, or Pansy.

    Kids are nothing but Pansies.

    My friend's going to name his kid Sasquatch.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scinet+Feb 1 2004, 04:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ Feb 1 2004, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Feb 1 2004, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Feb 1 2004, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His son is going to be so unbalanced. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, you can always try patching. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We'll have to hope he grows up to be a Marine, then.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-boooger+Feb 3 2004, 02:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (boooger @ Feb 3 2004, 02:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Man, waffel is the best name for a kid. ever. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL!!!!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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