I Got Pwned By The Soap.

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
<div class="IPBDescription">minor concussion.</div> Well ealier tonight I was walking to work and and all hell broke lose.

Some parts I remember clearly, others not at all.

I was walking down 2 flights of stairs to get out of my building to go up the street to the police station where I work.

Its 2 flights of stairs. One that goes half way down a level then there is a landing and it turns around in a U and goes down the rest of the way. Im sure you all know what I mean.

So anyways, I always go up and down the stairs 2 at a time. Ive done this 2 stairs at a time thingy for my entire life and Ive never had any problems with it.

So I remember looking at my watch, it was 21:50 (9:50PM). I go down the 1st flight of stairs, round the corner and go an down the last set. Just as I get to the 2nd to last step I see this BIG GLOB of blue Laundry detergent that some jack _ _ _ spilled and left there. It was too late.

My left ankle hits it, turns in ALL THE WAY on its side, and I hear 2 very audible CRACK sounds. It more surprised me then hurt me. I have a modest to large pain tolerance abut I was like "OH _ _ _ _ like 10x in my head. Meanwhile (This all happened very fast) I remember very clearly getting off balance (I was still falling forward) and falling face first right into a concrete corner of a wall and face planting.

My vision seemed to exploded into a white light! My vision was all pixilated so to say and I remember falling to the ground (face first again <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> ) and everything gowing black like REAL FAST.


The next thing I know Im thinking of lots of crazy things like in a deam and I open my eyes and Im like where the hell am I?

Im on the ground. I pick myself up almost spew my dinner and evently sit up. I look at my watch. Its now 22:03 or 10:03PM. I was kocked out for like 13 min!

And no one came to help me! And I know someone must have come by b/c its a well traveled side entrance where the stairs are. Morons probably thought i was passed out drunk. But come on! I Still would have at least tried to help If I saw someone like that.
And I also realised that my face hurt so bad. I must have bit my cheek and my lip b/c my mouth was all bloody.

And my ankle hurts like hell. But its not swollen so I think It will be ok. However
I have all the ice symptoms of a concussion.

Early Signs

Headache ==yup
Dizzinesss == yup
Confusion ==yup
Ringing in the ears =no
Nausea ==yes
Vomiting ==no thank god
Vision changes or blurred vision ==yes
Loss of balance =no but my ankle takes care of that.

So I managed to hobble to the police station and I had to convince all the officers I work with that I hadnt been robbed.

SO I got all checked put and I probably had a minor concussion blablaba.. Im all ok now but Im a little dizzy.

So thats my crazy night.

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  • AeaAea Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21552Members
    Nice to know you're okay, ph34r the soap <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Did you check to see if someone mugged you while you were out cold?
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited January 2004
    2 audible cracks. That sounds painful.




    Ok, flip remarks aside, I hope you, your head and your ankle are all better soon.

    [EDIT]: 2000th Post! W00T!11!!1!
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jan 19 2004, 02:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jan 19 2004, 02:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Did you check to see if someone mugged you while you were out cold? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yea I got all stuff still. phew

    lol when I woke up I was like hmmm what should I do? And I as soooo dizzy and stuff I felt like i hit my "funny bone" but all over my body. Climbing back up the 2 flights of stairs seemed like an ENOURMOUS task at the time so I ended up limping up the snowy street lol to work anyways.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    man that was horrible to read :x hope you're ok man, you sure you shouldn't get x-rayed etc? I mean, your ankle, your head... also, suing is the American way, consider it =P
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    yeah dude, I'd sue for like a million! That would be so bad ****, then you could retire <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    And here I thought this would be a jail story.

    Phew.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Yea that was painful to read man. Had me squeamin over it a bit. I snapped my foot before I know how it feels, you lose complete control over it and its like loose meat, just hanging there. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    closest thing that happened to me was falling down some stairs and horribly dislocating my leg... it was at a VERY unnatural angle for a long time, in agonizing pain... til I got up the guts to push it down and pop it back in... and then I had to go to the doctor and wait in the waiting room for two hours while it blew up like a baloon, still in horrible pain... etc... crutches whole summer <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> and my knee isn't the same, it's still prone to dislocation if I'm not careful... sux that skiing is one of my hobbies too doesn't it? =P
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--DiscoZombie+Jan 19 2004, 03:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoZombie @ Jan 19 2004, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> closest thing that happened to me was falling down some stairs and horribly dislocating my leg... it was at a VERY unnatural angle for a long time, in agonizing pain... til I got up the guts to push it down and pop it back in... and then I had to go to the doctor and wait in the waiting room for two hours while it blew up like a baloon, still in horrible pain... etc... crutches whole summer <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> and my knee isn't the same, it's still prone to dislocation if I'm not careful... sux that skiing is one of my hobbies too doesn't it? =P <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yes that does suck. Look at it this way, at least you have an excuse to stay in the house during a really good game of NS. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    Sounds painful. But I've had worse.
  • AeaAea Join Date: 2003-10-09 Member: 21552Members
    I fell down the stairs (don't laugh), and then just fell asleep, had a really tired feeling. So it's probably from the pain, not the concussion <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Aea+Jan 19 2004, 03:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aea @ Jan 19 2004, 03:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I fell down the stairs (don't laugh), and then just fell asleep, had a really tired feeling. So it's probably from the pain, not the concussion <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Bah! No one would dare laugh, back in the states I had a two story house and I almost fell down the stairs. I didn't fall but it was scary as hell, I can only imagine the amount of fear and pain you'd get from the real thing.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    I once had a concussion, it made me projectile vomit...
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Jan 19 2004, 03:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Jan 19 2004, 03:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And here I thought this would be a jail story.

    Phew. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So did I.


    Well, good to hear you're ok.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--SoulSkorpion+Jan 19 2004, 04:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Jan 19 2004, 04:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Jan 19 2004, 03:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Jan 19 2004, 03:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And here I thought this would be a jail story.

    Phew. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So did I.


    Well, good to hear you're ok. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sickos, all of you. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> <---- Sickos
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Sounds nasty, but at least there was no blood in your ears <b>or even</b> cerebral fluid spilling out. If that happens, you're screwed.
  • pieceofsoappieceofsoap Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9535Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Aea+Jan 19 2004, 02:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aea @ Jan 19 2004, 02:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nice to know you're okay, ph34r the soap <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yesh. For the soap uses cunning traps and stealth to... wait, you didnt have any pantsu on you. Bad person, Bad.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tequila+Jan 19 2004, 07:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 19 2004, 07:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sounds nasty, but at least there was no blood in your ears <b>or even</b> cerebral fluid spilling out. If that happens, you're screwed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Jeez Cpl. Davis, you're very very VERY lucky. Tequila just made me realize how lucky you are.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    :o

    ouch.

    I have a very low pain tolerance so I probably would have been on the ground screaming and unable to move (and that's after waking up from the concussion, which I probably wouldn't wake up from heh. Comaville for me).

    Glad to hear you're all right though.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    i hate that.. concussions are suk =\
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    I once jumped off my roof for no reason. Actually I wanted to see if I could use blankets as a parachute. It was very cool.

    No concussion for me, though <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    joo is teh lucki111
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pjofsky+Jan 19 2004, 03:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pjofsky @ Jan 19 2004, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I once jumped off my roof for no reason. Actually I wanted to see if I could use blankets as a parachute. It was very cool.

    No concussion for me, though <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    joo is teh lucki111 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Did they work?
  • DarkDudeDarkDude Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19088Members
    Thank god this didn't turn out to be a prison story, that title put a few doubts in my mind. Glad to hear you're ok though, are you planning on slowing down next time? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Jan 19 2004, 03:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jan 19 2004, 03:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sounds painful. But I've had worse. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Youve been gutshot for christs sake, id say thats a fair bit worse.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Jan 19 2004, 09:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Jan 19 2004, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jeez Cpl. Davis, you're very very VERY lucky. Tequila just made me realize how lucky you are. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe. Until I read that you were actually quoting Tequila, this is a very strange comment <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BadKarma+Jan 19 2004, 05:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jan 19 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Renegade+Jan 19 2004, 03:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Jan 19 2004, 03:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sounds painful. But I've had worse. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Youve been gutshot for christs sake, id say thats a fair bit worse. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, when comparing a gunshot and slipping on soap and falling down stairs, the types of pain are a *tad* bit different. Falling down the stairs usually results in blunt force trauma, while a gunshot wound usually results in a sharp piercing pain and (if it hits the right spot) hemorrahging (sp?) from the wound. I the instance of blunt force trauma and concussion, my incident with the tank blast would be the one I consider worse, but the gunshot did hurt (and I've been shot more than once).
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Man id rather fall and hit my head rather than get a bullet in my goodies.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    I would to, if in the right place, bullets can go through Muscle, Bones, and Organs. (The thought of it makes me kind of squemish)
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    You're lucky you haven't been shot in the head (I wasn't shot directly, but I was still shot).
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