The Fastest Way To Quit Ns?

PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">NO, im not addicted!</div> Well, the story is, that my mother doesn´t allow me to play NS late at night (im 19 by the way <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> ) because she thinks i don´t get enough sleep.
but she allows me to be in the internet , doh.
just no shooters @ nighttime!
So, how can i quit NS the fastest way, when she arrives?
the good ol alt-F4 doesn´t work, it only gets me to the RR?
Any Ideas?

Comments

  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Alt-tab out? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Then the gamma is totally screwed and it still takes a sec and the scren is white
  • NikonNikon Join Date: 2003-09-29 Member: 21313Members, Constellation
    in console


    bind "q" "quit"

    press enter......

    press q


    gg
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Play 3.0!

    Da dum chish! /joke

    Umm, what about alt-escape? Some games use that as a quit bind, I know EverQuest did.
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    edited January 2004
    The best way to quit NS hmm..

    Shoot yourself in the head. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Oh, you don't mean permanently.. nevermind. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *EDIT*

    I would rig your bedroom door to a lever which will activate a can opener which will open a can of dog food thereby tempting the dog to run over a tripwire which will pull a switch on a fan that will blow on a boat sitting in the middle of your tub which will then be pushed into a chicken, that will lay an egg that will land on a lever which will make a push down motion on 2 keys on your keyboard (alt + tab).

    Simple.

    */EDIT*
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The Fastest Way To Quit Ns?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    A .45.



    Sorry, couldn't resist <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    [edit]Damn you, Hawkeye![/edit]
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    alt-tab and have 'resetgamma.bat' or whatever on your desktop.
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    hit the reset button, say your computer crashed.

    alternatively, go to university. Whats a 19yr old doing living at home with his mother anyway?
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    As I see it you have 4 options.

    a) Ignore your mother

    b) Don't play NS late at night

    c) Try to hide it in some half-assed way

    d) Get a reason to play NS late at night, e.g. go to sleep at 4 in the afternoon and you'll be up to play all night.
  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    Point out to her your 19...? HOW she still has power over you at that age i do not know <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    and, alt + tab, then once you pull it back up, press escape them resume

    and everything will be fine <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    "Exit" in console. It's the method I always use since it just takes you straight out of the program, no messing about. Seeing as I use ASE, this means I haven't seen the NS menu in about 3 months <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And of course if you bind something to "exit", it will be all the faster.
  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    I figured he would just want to hide it, then get back into the game <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    What Nikon said basically
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Use your assertive persuasive powers and talk to your Mom that at 19 years old, you can basically stay up as long as you want. If you're allowed to vote, join the army and smoke (if you're in the US at least), you should be able to stay up as late as necessary to vanquish the evil marines from the face of the universe.

    You could also make up some stuff about how NS gets your mind off work/studying so you can relax...or something.

    Or if all else fails: bind q to quit...unless you have my console where when you press enter it adds an e to everything, effectively making your console uselss....because exite is not a valid command....or name UltimaGeckoe (which is vaild but my name isn't supposed to end in e).

    On that tangent: "must kill people that screw up my Half-Life.....rarrrrrrgh"
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    format C:\

    Oh wait we were being subtle....
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--cHIs-+Jan 15 2004, 07:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cHIs- @ Jan 15 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Point out to her your 19...? HOW she still has power over you at that age i do not know <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    fair play.
  • ScaryMonkeyScaryMonkey Join Date: 2004-01-15 Member: 25347Members
    If you're using Steam, don't worry:
    It'll crash itself FOR you.
    But seriously, when you enter a server hit the ` key and type exit. Hit the ` key again. If she comes in, hit the ` key and hit enter to execute the "exit" command.
  • meatballmeatball Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16196Members
    if you can't talk sens in to your mother just bind a key to "quit". or you could just try to be sneaky <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    on 2nd thought.. get a lock.. or a large iron pipe.
  • chis1chis1 Join Date: 2004-01-13 Member: 25281Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ScaryMonkey+Jan 15 2004, 08:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ScaryMonkey @ Jan 15 2004, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you're using Steam, don't worry:
    It'll crash itself FOR you.
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    hahahahha <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    __

    Hey. ... or you could just get a job move out , get a place ah your own <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • davidsansomedavidsansome Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13228Members, Constellation
    If you've got a bit of money, you could buy a second computer (It could only be a cheap one) and use one of these splitter boxes to quickly switch your monitor between the two machines. You could play NS on the good computer, while having some educational website open constantly on the other. When your mum comes in, switch the switch (or invent a cunning trip-wire type device) and NS instantly goes away <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    you'd have to kill your sound too in that case, and buying another computer is a little exessive, just to be able to play NS all night.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I know, I know, bind the q key to the quit command <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    I have got all of you beat, windows button+L instantly takes you computer to the lock screen, then when she leaves, type in your password and get back into that game <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    no Internet, either... You should just cut yourself off, since You will come back, regardless. That's the only real way to get it to work... cut yourself off (it sucks as much as it sounds)
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