Exam From Hell ;)
BizZy_9mm_Messiah
Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">For my teacher anyways...</div> Ok so today 6th period was my physics exam. My friend Lee and I are basically class clowns for that period and didn't have the slightest clue as to what we were doing. It's an exam and you're barely going to get help but let me tell you now, Mr. Sidoff was helping us about every 5 minutes, which was hell for us because his breathe smells like ****. Lol, Lee's retarded self would always go "Yea, I'll be over here looking for my calculator" when Sidoff comes over to explain, as for me I held my breathe and took in air inside my jacket where the smell of cologne was. The period had ended and we were almost finished and Sidoff was **** off. He was missing his lunch and we were to, but I didn't care I just wanted to finish our exam and get a good grade. In the conclusion, which BTW, was about 10 questions, Lee started to get fed up and answered the "Why blah blah blah" questions with "Why Not?" Sidoff checked our work and said we were ready for the picture of us and the Lab activity and we were like "OKAY! ABOUT TIME!" Sidoff was also relieved because he was starving. So he walks over and was like "WHERE IS YOUR EQUIPMENT?" Then Lee and I looked at each other dumbfounded and said synchronized "****!" We looked in our equipment box and the all the equipment was taken apart and thrown in there. So we wasted about another 5 minutes setting up the equipment, then took the picture. After that we had to paste the picture onto our word document which took about another 10 minutes on our slow **** Micron. We were good to go and Lee printed the word document and Sidoff said "Don't forget the excel spreadsheet" Lee said he had it and I went over to the printer to get the spreadsheet when it came out. Sidoff and another faculty member were chatting pleasantly then Lee says "Uh, Andre, could you come here?" I said no, how come? Lee said, "Just come here" Again I said no then with a dumb look on his face Lee told me that he thought he printed the whole spreadsheet. So papers start shooting out of the printer while I'm laughing and slobbering like a dog because of the humor and irony while Sidoff was still chatting. I quickly stapled our exam together put it on his desk and said to Lee "**** this man im out!" Lee and I made a beeline for the door when Sidoff goes "How many sheets did you print? DID YOU PRINT THE WHOLE THING?" Lee bleakly said I think so, then Sidoff says with a sad look on his face "There's 10,000 pages on the whole thing." With that Lee and I looked at each other and ran out the class laughing our **** off and quickly got out of Sidoff's sight while the printer was still shooting out papers noisily.
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