Favorite Simpson's Quote
<div class="IPBDescription">My cat's breath smells like cat food</div> My favorite simpson's quote would have to be a cross between:
Lawyer Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
Homer: It tastes like burning!
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might know me from other educational films such as alice's adventures through the windshield glass....
Principal Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.
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What's yours?
Lawyer Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
Homer: It tastes like burning!
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might know me from other educational films such as alice's adventures through the windshield glass....
Principal Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.
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What's yours?
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Ralph is the man.
Homer : Or die trying !!
Ralf : Teacher, teacher, my feet are making noises.
ralph : i choo choo choose you
Udér : dont make me run, im full of chocolate
<b>Edit:</b> I suppose I'd list all the Duff-Man quotes, but people saying them repeatedly to me everytime I log onto IRC, post in the forums, or play any internet games have made me somewhat jaded against the man I used to love.
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Homer: "He was a zombie?"
Witness Relocation Guy: Hello Mr. Thompson.
<i>/pause</i>
Homer: I think he's talking to you.
Homer: "Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're <b>never</b> going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad! Those all come from the same animal!"
Homer: "[Chuckles condescendingly] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
Homer: "Lisa would never shoot a deer. She's a vegetarian"
Moe: "Oh, Homer! Ah, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are ya?"
Principal Skinner: "I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was <b>sure</b> it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". "
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Moe: "You smokers make me sick! .......Hey Apu have you got any of that breakfast cereal for guys with syphilis?"
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Marge: Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight!
Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
Guy: Bart, whats youre favorite curse word
Chick who does bart: Damn hell ****!
Comic Book Guy: "Best... death... ever..."
Marge : Go crazy ?
Homer : Don't mind if do ! ALhiaohnaoerhnioerhunhorn ! lahnirnhoiaerhnaoehrnaeorhn !
homer on the tropical island as a "missionary" to get away from channel 13: "Save me Jeebus!"
homer on board the sub at dinner time:
Homer: Must...Have..Peas...
Captain: Of course homer, we all want peace, but how to get it...?
Homer reaching for the peas with his fork: With a fork"
Captain: OF COURSE! BRILLIANT!
theres many many many others but i dunt wanna type nemore
Lisa: (talking to LT SMASH)
Lisa: /removes teh dot Whaaa yer Lieutenet Smash
LT: Yes Im lieutenet LT Smash
Bart: It says right here you're LT Smash.
LT Smash: That time has come. I'm LT Smash!
ex:
"Greoning, you're cut, Smith, you're cut, whoaaa look at the cuts there, I don't know what you're doing here cuz you're all cut"
(Lie detector scene, who shot mr burns episodes)
Cop: Did you kill Mr. Burns?
Moe: No.
*ding*
Cop: He checks out. We can let him go.
Moe: Good, cuz I've got a date tonight
*buzz*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*buzz*
Moe: Dinner alone, ogling the Victoria Secrets catalog
*buzz*
Moe: (looking ashamed) Sears catalog.
*ding*
Moe: Now unhook me from this thing! I don't deserve this kind of crap!
*buzz*
It's the last line that makes it brilliant.
Any conversation Homer has with his brain, stomach, or liver is priceless. Let me illustrate:
Homer: Ahhhh... the last peanut. Rich with the salt and fats of all its fallen bretheren.
(Drops peanut behind couch) AH! *mumbling* (reaches behind couch
Ew! Slimy. Ah! Pointy! AHH! Moving! Ahah! *pulls out $20*
Aww, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo! *idiotic mumbling*
(I think it was actually like $10,000,000, so Homer is just stupid)
Best line ever.
(Lie detector scene, who shot mr burns episodes)
Cop: Did you kill Mr. Burns?
Moe: No.
*ding*
Cop: He checks out. We can let him go.
Moe: Good, cuz I've got a date tonight
*buzz*
Moe: Dinner with friends.
*buzz*
Moe: Dinner alone, ogling the Victoria Secrets catalog
*buzz*
Moe: (looking ashamed) Sears catalog.
*ding*
Moe: Now unhook me from this thing! I don't deserve this kind of crap!
*buzz*
It's the last line that makes it brilliant.
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LOL i remmeber that one. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->