Calling All French.

JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
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<div class="IPBDescription">Could some of you please check this.</div> Ok, here is my situation. I have to perform a speech in 2 weeks for my french class. In french ofcourse.
So the thing you need to tell about is who you are, where you live, your age, tell about family members and such. The thing don't has to be entirely true. You are allowed to make up some things your own.
So I pretend I'm my teacher, telling who I am, how much crap I do, how much I hate the class and how much I love France. So I made this.

And yes, I did use a translator, yes, I know I won't learn anything from it, but the speech isn't meant to be serious.



<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Bonjour les enfants.

J'habite Nicole Brouwer. J'ai 56 ans et j'habite a Franconville.
La chose que j'aime faire les la plupart est de gêner ces gosses dans x2b. Je deteste x2b.
Mais c'est bon, parce qu'ils me détestent aussi.
Mon passe-temps doit lire les livres français, à plusieurs reprises et plus d'encore. Je ne peux pas obtenir assez d'elles.
J'aime jouer la musique aussi. Je joue l'orgue dimanche à matin dans l'église.
J'ai un animal-domestique. C'est un lama. Il sappelles Colenic. J'aime mon lama.
Ma famille habite quelque part autrement en France. Je ne sais pas où.
J'ai une soeur, elle s'appelle Truus.
Ma mère et père s'appellent Frank et Rijk. Ils habitent à Paris.

Merci.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


So now I'm asking if some people from France please could read it and improve it.
I'd be really thankfull if would <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    I'm not from France but I do speak French. I think that it's fine and dosen't need improving.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--JezPuh+Jan 7 2004, 11:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jan 7 2004, 11:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Bonjour les enfants.

    J'habite Nicole Brouwer. J'ai 56 ans et j'habite a Franconville.
    La chose que j'aime faire les la plupart est de gêner ces gosses dans x2b. Je deteste x2b.
    Mais c'est bon, parce qu'ils me détestent aussi.
    Mon passe-temps doit lire les livres français, à plusieurs reprises et plus d'encore. Je ne peux pas obtenir assez d'elles.
    J'aime jouer la musique aussi. Je joue l'orgue dimanche à matin dans l'église.
    J'ai un animal-domestique. C'est un lama. Il sappelles Colenic. J'aime mon lama.
    Ma famille habite quelque part autrement en France. Je ne sais pas où.
    J'ai une soeur, elle s'appelle Truus.
    Ma mère et père s'appellent Frank et Rijk. Ils habitent à Paris.

    Merci.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    So now I'm asking if some people from France please could read it and improve it.
    I'd be really thankfull if would <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is this what you mean?

    Hi kids,

    I live in Nicole Brouwer. I'm 56 and live in Franconville.
    The thing I like to do the for most of the time is to annoy those kids in x2b. I hate x2b.
    But that's ok, because they hate me too.
    My hobby must read french books more than one time and even more. I cannot get enough of them.
    I like to play the music also. I play organ this Sunday on morning in the Church.
    I have a pet. It's a Llama. He are called Colenic. I like my llama.
    My family lives somewhere in another way in France. I don't know where.
    I have one sister, she's called Truus.
    My mother and father are called Frank and Rijk. They live in Paris.

    Thanks.

    That's about equivalents, with errors included. I'd need some more precision on what you really want to say.
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  • nightdragonnightdragon Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11848Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Vulgar Menace+Jan 7 2004, 04:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vulgar Menace @ Jan 7 2004, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm not from France but I do speak French. I think that it's fine and dosen't need improving. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Apart from the error cereal pointed out....DUH!

    "I live in Nicole Brouwer"

    hah. Its j'mapelle (i think)
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    It's j'mappelle.
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  • StewieStewie Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18795Members
    edited January 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--JezPuh+Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's j'mappelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No actually it's je m'appelle <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Correctiontroll, at your service <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    edit: Correctiontroll got corrected <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • StakhanovStakhanov Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14448Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Stewie+Jan 7 2004, 11:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stewie @ Jan 7 2004, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--JezPuh+Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's j'mappelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No actually it's je m'apelle <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Correctiontroll, at your service <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It is Je m'appelle ffs. French isn't that hard to spell...

    <!--QuoteBegin--Vulgar Menace+Jan 7 2004, 04:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vulgar Menace @ Jan 7 2004, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm not from France but I do speak French. I think that it's fine and dosen't need improving. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Mort De Rire.

    Well , that speech sounds pretty nonsensical , so we are too confused to improve it for now.
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  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    I thought that was the name of a town.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Stewie+Jan 7 2004, 05:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stewie @ Jan 7 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--JezPuh+Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jan 7 2004, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's j'mappelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No actually it's je m'appelle <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Correctiontroll, at your service <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    edit: Correctiontroll got corrected <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol correction troll haha u messed up <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Vulgar Menace+Jan 7 2004, 10:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vulgar Menace @ Jan 7 2004, 10:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought that was the name of a town. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I imagine to some sects of bacteria strains, a person is like a town.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    While all you native French people are here, could you point me in the direction of a good French rock band ?

    I've been listening to Mass Hysteria, and I really love their De Cercle En Cercle CD.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    French music sucks basically... It's a very pop-ish country where 90% of the "artists" happen to have won a show on TV and thus got a contract with a rec company. And tv = brainwash here.
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    What the freak are you people doing in here talking about french music?
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    because you didn't have anything for me to traduce, and because someone asked for good french rock
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Stay on topic ffs...
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  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    "I live in myself"


    That was priceless. Man, that parallels the person who said he put eyes on his christmas tree and the one who said he liked wearing red skirts.







    *dies laughing*
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