What A Crap Idea :/

Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
edited January 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">why?</div> A US firm took out patent for, started producing and is now selling a <a href='http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13416' target='_blank'>fart deodorizer</a> according to the inquirer(it's a bit of a tabloid for geeks kind of thing... with rumors about upcomming hardware, odd news and such.).

I can't see why anyone would wan't one. When your at home it's just fun teasing your friends(...don't look at me like that... it is! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). When your outside somewhere no one cares. When your on a train or something you just hold it in. So when would a fart deodorizer ever come in handy? Are there people suffering from such severe flatulance that this actually might be usefull?

A fart detector(maybe some sort of hand held hydrogen sulfide or methane detector?) to pinpoint the offender would be a much more usefull gadget IMO <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.

Can you actually get a patent on just about anything?

Comments

  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    aparently.. click on the link to the patent page they have anal filters and other anti-soiling stuff. Thats sick.
  • PowerslavEPowerslavE Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21962Members
    Ah! Anal filters! Finally the end to man's search for an anal bum cover draws near.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--.PowerslavE.+Jan 4 2004, 12:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (.PowerslavE. @ Jan 4 2004, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ah! Anal filters! Finally the end to man's search for an anal bum cover draws near. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wonder if they would fit an <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> they sure do a lot of crapping.
  • Vulgar_MenaceVulgar_Menace Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22118Members
    Was there a pun intended when you called it a "crap" idea?
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    considering how often my bed is used as a seat in my room I half-wish my friends would wear them... not that they fart alot but it inevitably happens and heck, that's where I sleep dammit ><
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    These farts can get pretty nasty. I'm all for it.
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