Fight Club... The Game?
Geminosity
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That has possibly got to be the most stupid idea, ever. While the film was excellent, how do you make a beat-em-up game about average joes who can barely fight at all?
Coming soon from Genuine Games:
Pub-fighter 4
Street Scuffle 2
and the reissue of the all time best seller
Some Guy Gives Your Bird Dirty Looks At A Club So You Beat The Crap Out Of Him In The Ally Behind Whilst All Your Mates Watch
2. You DO NOT talk about 'Fight Club' the game.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the forum thread is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight about how much this game will suck.
5. One fight at a time about how much this game will suck.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no h4x.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to about how much this game will suck.
8. If this is your first night at NS Forums, you have to fight.
2. You DO NOT talk about 'Fight Club' the game.
3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the forum thread is over.
4. Only two guys to a fight about how much this game will suck.
5. One fight at a time about how much this game will suck.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no h4x.
7. Fights go on as long as they have to about how much this game will suck.
8. If this is your first night at NS Forums, you have to fight. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think that said it all.
Yes, its Knee Groin Club:
<img src='http://www.gamespydaily.com/screenshots/5565/ToTheGroin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
I also like how they called Norton's character "Jack" when he didn't have a name.
I am Jack's seething hatred for game companies who think this is a good idea.
The pain!!! End it now!!!
This is the dumbest thing in Gaming history... wait... there's also Backyard Wrestling or whatever. I'm going to cry if anyone buys this, or if they think it's good.
The movie defeats the whole theme and purpose of the movie. DON'T BUY IT EITHER!
Oh well, it could be worse. They could have made a The Matrix Game.
...oh, wait.
I sometimes think that was the point of the movie, but then I realize that the people behind Fight Club aren't really that intelligent.
Commercialism is so great, though. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
In other news:
Santa stocks up on coal for gamers who hate Fight Club.
Buh....the....uhh.....NOOOOOOOOOOO! How could they neuter such a great book. HOW?!??!?!?