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DeepShadows
Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13408Members, Constellation
Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13408Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">when your brain is spooge</div> there is no substance in this post. do not read expecting substance.
so on with story written on the spot:
SO there was this space station and it gets infested, so in come MARINES who fight with tacos.
except not really, but they eat tacos.
they were known as...
the taco eating marines. Also known as tacetemines. Not to be confused with Ticitemines, which were a big hit until they proved to be explosive when within audio distance of a baby's laugher.
Anyway...
SO OUR HERO, Steve the uber h4xor, zooms into battle! Not really zoom, teleports, and not really battle, more like... spawn...
"What am I doing here!?" Steve demands, jumping onto the armory.
"Dude, get off the armory. We're fighting aliens." Jack noodle answers.
"SHAT UP I AM ALMIGHTY STEVE." He proceeded to impale Jack with a clip from his lmg. This upset the commander
Commander: "No shotty for you."
"SHAT UP I AM ALMIGHTY STEVE I DEMAND TACO!"
commander : "No taco. Taco is unavailable until researched."
"WELZ RESEARCH IT DANMT!!1" this upset steve greatly, but he had no time to think as the evil kharaa entered the base
Kharaa: "we are kharaa we come for your bone marrow and your tacos"
"MY TACOS!? NEVA!" an awesome battle of uberness proceeded as the kharaa all attacked steve, trying to take his shoes to prevent him from kicking them... with his... shoes. but alas! he wore another pare! and proceeded to stomp their heads into a fine, spicy jelly he would later use on his taco.
"HAR" *steve then exploded* the commander dropped a turret factory.
bob: "WTH OMG YOU FAWKING NEWB NO TURRENT FACTRRY NER EJECT HIM"
"The commander has been ejected"
bob: "OHEh THIS IS 2.0 MYBADMYBAD. SOMEONE COM? DAMNER WHY NOBODy WANT TO COMM? Shizbits" (bob f4's)
steve respawns
"HAHA STEVE RETURNS! ZOOM!" he proceeds to beat two of his teammates to death and steals their jetpacks, attaching them to his boots and heh why the hell are you reading this? anyway he then starts to zoom down the corridors, eventually into a nest of offense chambers.
"AAAH SPIKNESS" they kill him but he is STEVE SO HE LIVES but he has lots of spikes in him. So he goes to the hive and rubs his body on the hive until it dies the end.
(universe collapses and we all have good tacos)
so on with story written on the spot:
SO there was this space station and it gets infested, so in come MARINES who fight with tacos.
except not really, but they eat tacos.
they were known as...
the taco eating marines. Also known as tacetemines. Not to be confused with Ticitemines, which were a big hit until they proved to be explosive when within audio distance of a baby's laugher.
Anyway...
SO OUR HERO, Steve the uber h4xor, zooms into battle! Not really zoom, teleports, and not really battle, more like... spawn...
"What am I doing here!?" Steve demands, jumping onto the armory.
"Dude, get off the armory. We're fighting aliens." Jack noodle answers.
"SHAT UP I AM ALMIGHTY STEVE." He proceeded to impale Jack with a clip from his lmg. This upset the commander
Commander: "No shotty for you."
"SHAT UP I AM ALMIGHTY STEVE I DEMAND TACO!"
commander : "No taco. Taco is unavailable until researched."
"WELZ RESEARCH IT DANMT!!1" this upset steve greatly, but he had no time to think as the evil kharaa entered the base
Kharaa: "we are kharaa we come for your bone marrow and your tacos"
"MY TACOS!? NEVA!" an awesome battle of uberness proceeded as the kharaa all attacked steve, trying to take his shoes to prevent him from kicking them... with his... shoes. but alas! he wore another pare! and proceeded to stomp their heads into a fine, spicy jelly he would later use on his taco.
"HAR" *steve then exploded* the commander dropped a turret factory.
bob: "WTH OMG YOU FAWKING NEWB NO TURRENT FACTRRY NER EJECT HIM"
"The commander has been ejected"
bob: "OHEh THIS IS 2.0 MYBADMYBAD. SOMEONE COM? DAMNER WHY NOBODy WANT TO COMM? Shizbits" (bob f4's)
steve respawns
"HAHA STEVE RETURNS! ZOOM!" he proceeds to beat two of his teammates to death and steals their jetpacks, attaching them to his boots and heh why the hell are you reading this? anyway he then starts to zoom down the corridors, eventually into a nest of offense chambers.
"AAAH SPIKNESS" they kill him but he is STEVE SO HE LIVES but he has lots of spikes in him. So he goes to the hive and rubs his body on the hive until it dies the end.
(universe collapses and we all have good tacos)
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Boredom has been known to have adverse side effects on memory ^.^
P.S. My new favorite story, this is.