SHE WON'T STOP SCREAMING FOR 5 SECONDS!!!! What ever she says is screamed at the top of her lungs. As I was typeing this she scream STOP IT! and SHUT UP! and I wasn't even talking or looking at her. That damn kid need to be locked in an insane asylum.
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Failing that, ducttape always ALWAYS works.
a single 7.62 round to the head helps. my family crossed me once....... and erm.,.. nevermind.
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thats the thing we didn't do ANYTHING to her.
but she has stoped and shut up now.
Go buy a gag-ball, like the one they use in Pulp Fiction (which you shouldn't have seen if your under 18).
That and some duct-tape when she next time just opens her mouth wide.
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that is exactly what I was going to say <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
have one freind hold her upside down, her head about 300 cm off the floor.
whilst the guy holding her whispers acending numbers 1 - 10 in her left ear, a second friend whispers descending numbers 20 - 1 into her right ear (at twice the pace of course).
if you then blow into her face and shout SLEEP at her, youll put her brain into stand-by mode, during which time she'll not only stop shouting, but also levitate in mid air!!!111
Read Mel's above post at your own risk. your brain may be put into hibernation mode from merely glancing at it. You have been warned.
have one freind hold her upside down, her head about 300 cm off the floor.
whilst the guy holding her whispers acending numbers 1 - 10 in her left ear, a second friend whispers descending numbers 20 - 1 into her right ear (at twice the pace of course).
if you then blow into her face and shout SLEEP at her, youll put her brain into stand-by mode, during which time she'll not only stop shouting, but also levitate in mid air!!!111 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
*takes note* must use that some time.
Take a large set of magnets, about 100 or so. Get a reallllllllly long metal tube. Attach said magnets on the inside, attaching them to electrodes so that you can turn on/off the magents. Build a computer to control the magnets. Make a large Tungsten-Ferric sphere. Place said sphere in tube. Aim said tube at sister. Turn on computer and the magnets. Watch ensuing Gauss Rifle fire.
7.62? HA! Try 180.62!
How old is she lol cos if she's really young then just shout at her but if she's like a teenager then slap her till she shuts the **** up.
Get right in her face and start egging her on.
"Is that as loud as you can scream?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!oneoneten"
"Show me some tears, come on squirt one out"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Its like being faced with a kodiak bear.
You want to look like you can take it and it will back off.
How old is she lol cos if she's really young then just shout at her but if she's like a teenager then slap her till she shuts the **** up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Shes 12. 12 and still haveing temper tantrums like a 2 year old.
• Pour some gas into an old bowl, or some kind of container.
• Get some styrofoam and put it in the gas, until the gas won't eat anymore. You should have a sticky syrup.
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wewt! By the way, don't actually try to make this.....it's all for sh**s and giggles <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
/me digs out super soakers
Find a shop vac or a normal vacuum with a hose attatchment. Turn vacuum on. Put hose on sister's face. All over. Ears work great.