So I Played Cs....

LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">/me ducks the barrage of poo</div> Anyway, so I finally got around to getting steam working, and I noticed that NOBODY uses guys carrying riot shields for cover!

I mean, come one, where are the phalanxes that we all anticipated? I say we get 5 of us together and go pwn a server with some lunixmonster-style teamwork. 3 shielders, and two riflemen.... dead T's...

Sorry for the incoherant post.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    sheilds are banned on many servers because they're so cheap.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    Want cheap? ban the AWP. kthnx.

    People amaze me sometimes...
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    I know the AWP too. A lot of servers have that banned too.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    So? There are plenty of servers with them unbanned, so lets just go pwn the hell out of one of them.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited November 2003
    You <i>do</i> realize what'll likely happen, right?

    CS players: "Haha, you NS peeps think you're so much better than us, now you're coming down to our level"
    <play a round or few>
    NS players: "Um...we consider it more like 'beating you at your own game'"
    <play another couple rounds>
    CS players: "WTH? You guys are cheating?"
    NS players: "No we aren't, it's called voice-comm"
    CS players: "OMG I told you they were using a hack program!"
    NS players: "It's not hacking, it's built into the game! Just like the hostages, or the c4, or..."
    CS players: "You noobs are cheating by ending the round early? Ban ban ban!"

    [edit]That said, thinking about it more...the idea of beating them at their own game, fairly, is quite intriguing. I won't join you to do so now (if I ever have free time to play, which is rare, it's spent PTing NS). But afterwards...it's ownage time.
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    Legionnaired.

    You be the rifleman.

    I'm a pro w/ the Shield.

    It pisses many T's off when they waste all their ammo on me in cs_assault.

    hehehe.

    I use the shield. only the shield. If people want to see me without it, i use the FAMAS and kill the entire team.

    haha.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited November 2003
    And ^THAT^ is the reason why no one should ever be allowed to play CS. Because then sentences like that happen.
  • itsmemoitsmemo Join Date: 2003-07-17 Member: 18232Members, Constellation
    The famas is horrible.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Nov 17 2003, 10:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Nov 17 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know the AWP too.  A lot of servers have that banned too. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    wow.....people have actually resorted to mass banning the AWP now?

    The CS community has now <i>officially</i> taken a step even lower that it was at before. Bravo!

    Oh yeah - and the FAMAS owns. Hard.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Coming from mr "USSR'd!"

    I'd love to join, I'm another shield guy
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    I'm in as a rifle guy. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coming from mr "USSR'd!"

    I'd love to join, I'm another shield guy <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    USSR'd is not a sentence!
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Nov 17 2003, 08:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Nov 17 2003, 08:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coming from mr "USSR'd!"

    I'd love to join, I'm another shield guy <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    USSR'd is not a sentence! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone doesn't know his own sig very well.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Nov 17 2003, 07:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Nov 17 2003, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sheilds are banned on many servers because they're so cheap. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Looks like someone's never tried DoD.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Nov 17 2003, 10:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 17 2003, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Nov 17 2003, 08:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Nov 17 2003, 08:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 17 2003, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coming from mr "USSR'd!"

    I'd love to join, I'm another shield guy <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    USSR'd is not a sentence! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone doesn't know his own sig very well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe in Likueese "USSR'd!" is a sentence, but to me, it;s just a word. A word that rules as much as a whole sentence, but still just a word.

    /me looks at his sig.
    Where is that thing anyway? My entire site's down now! GRRR!
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    Well technically 'USSR'ed' isn't a <i>sentence</i>, nub.

    It's more of an...onomatopoeia. That's it.
  • The_ThingThe_Thing Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--zerg_queen+Nov 17 2003, 10:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (zerg_queen @ Nov 17 2003, 10:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The famas is horrible. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LIES, FAMAS owns!
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I'm game. All be your suicidal Deagle Shielder.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Wow, If I didn't have this crappy 56k and the last time I updated CS was about 2 years ago...I would play.
  • MausMaus Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dubbilex+Nov 18 2003, 04:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dubbilex @ Nov 18 2003, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's more of an...onomatopoeia. That's it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    www.dictionary.com - I suggest you look up onomatopoeia. Nub.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->m-w.com:   Main Entry: on·o·mato·poe·ia
    Pronunciation: "ä-n&-"mä-t&-'pE-&, -"ma-
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Late Latin, from Greek onomatopoiia, from onomat-, onoma name + poiein to make -- more at POET
    Date: circa 1577
    1 : the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (as buzz, hiss)
    2 : the use of words whose sound suggests the sense
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Basically, I was pointing out the fact that the term 'USSR'ED' is vocalizing the action of being "USSR'd". No, it doesn't make any literal sense. You know - hence the humor of the original TGS joke? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Steam = 700+mb....Me = 56k/2kb per sec download.... No thanks.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Quaunaut+Nov 18 2003, 11:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 18 2003, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coming from mr "USSR'd!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's a maimed quote, therefore it isn't subject to the usual rules of English grammar. Decisions about whether to adhere to them or not were already made by whoever is being quoted <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • XodlikeXodlike Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16985Members
    I started with UT...oh it got me ready for HL..sniping from facing worlds...so easy to get it to say Godlike..one hit ko's..
    I never knew that it would help me get 40 and 4 in CS. After I got banned from half the CS community for "hacking" even though i wasnt..I got tired...hacks are slowly moving onto our high NS lvl..The next time you get shot by a AWP, you think twice before you sstart saying OMG AWP H4X!!!BANT!! Maybe pplz..just..like..me..were sniping.

    Is it true that the AWP takes no skillz>??Not freaking true.
  • CatpokerCatpoker Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 816Members
    edited November 2003
    Funny, i just got banned from 4 servers the other day just by using the shield non-stop.

    Its also funny when the T's shoot at you, thinking they will hurt you <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    edit: i am also up for a NS fourm style pwnage of cs players
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    hehe. Run into a corner with only 1 T shooting you. Wait till he stops to reload...*pop pop pop*, 3 .50AE in da brain!
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    I'd join if I had any idea on how to play CS. I played it long long ago... and hated it so much I scrubbed that travesty from my brain. Hopefully it'll be more fun with people I know this time...
  • DeronokDeronok Join Date: 2003-03-17 Member: 14613Members
    edited November 2003
    The sheild was banned because there was an exploit with it I think, unless that was fixed, in that case, people ban it because they can't awp people who use their brain.

    Also I wouldn't mind joining in, I'm not too bad at rifles, esp the scout. Lately I'v been sticking with a nice WCIII server , sadly the sheilds are banned though.
  • Daza4Daza4 Kerc Kasha Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15233Members
    edited November 2003
    I seriously did not know the rest of the worlds cs community sucks. When i play on servers(Austraian) We use team work but with more public play than clan. So we use the shield to protect each other. Like we get 2 shielders on de_aztec put up a wall at the bridge. The riflemen and the snipers hid behind the edge of the shields and the walls.

    When swat etc use the riot shield that is how they use it. As for the awp being h4xs and "cheap". Why don't you try the awp out. You have to wait for the person to come and you have to shoot right on time or you will miss. Remember weapons are not pop guns like air soft are. These things hurt. So remember don't say they need to nerf a weapon because it killed you in one shot. Go buy your self a glock and shoot your self in the stomach. I will give you $20 dollars if you live through it and don't go to hospital.

    EDIT: Yes there was an exploit. But now it is fixed. Most servers unbanned it
  • gekigariongekigarion Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20172Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Nov 17 2003, 10:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 17 2003, 10:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Windelkron+Nov 17 2003, 07:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Windelkron @ Nov 17 2003, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> sheilds are banned on many servers because they're so cheap. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Looks like someone's never tried DoD. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hope nobody's tried The Opera. *shudders at the thought of the guy who jumped through the ceiling window, landed on him, and kicked him in the face to death with super speed*
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