Aaaaggghhh We Bought A House!

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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    oh god......

    Congrats MonsE


    /me contemplates going and visiting my Grandparents who live in Raleigh......


    Now all you need to do is include motion detectors and other trip switches through out.

    Door Bell == The Enemy Aproaches
    Front Door Opend with your Key == the start round sounds
    Alarm == Your Base Is Under Attack (played at a few hundred Db <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
    Microwave/Oven/Fridge/Toaster opening/finishing == Equip drop sound.
    Any One just sitting around for to long == "Don't Just Sit There, Do Something!"
    New Person Entering House (well, thats what the DNA scanners are for) == "This is my hive..."
    Turning on the leet home theater == "Now We Donce"

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Congratz man, can't wait to see what it is like <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Sweet!

    I should also pipe the NS website theme music over the intercom endlessly...

    MmmmmmmmmNEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... mmmmmmmmmmmmmNNEEEEHHHHHHHHH... beep beeep beep

    (Hard to type theme music)
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    /me shakes head.......

    Some one realy should go through this board and pull some of these quotes <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And MonsE, You so know your Wife would kill you if you even manage to pull off ONE of these ideas <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->


    wellllll..... you are "Rolling in Dough"

    TIME TO BUY A SECOND HOUSE!!!

    Ready Room Ranch?


    /me goes off and shoots self...
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    I wish I had money, let alone a house!
    I made my computer out of old shoes! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    Someday I'm going to show up on his doorstep with authentic Chicago food, he's going to take the food, and kick me out.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Speaking of which, I'm all excited about Chicago-style pizza now: the wife found a restaraunt down the road that is run by some transplanted Chicagoans that makes authentic pizza. Here's to hoping it's as good as Giordano's...
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    That's assuming the Missus Evil let's him near the door.

    or out of his cage.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Nov 15 2003, 11:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 15 2003, 11:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Thanks! Best part - being a townhome, I don't have to do lawn work - the homeowners dues pay for little crazy gardeners and landscapers. I spent enough time as a kid mowing lawns (for free! /me shakes fist).
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just be careful, make sure that you either run the homeowners association or help head it up. You can get some real headcases there on powertrips.

    Friend of mine had the tops chopped the top off his 'bushes' because only trees were allowed to be more than 5 feet high. Despite the fact that these bushes were infact trees.


    The lawncare service is damned nice though (2 hrs a week trimming the verge)
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Congrats, MonsE--I hope you drop by IRC soon...
    And give meh meh peon back =(


    Which reminds me, that house is screaming, "THROW SHOES THROUGH MEH WINDOW PLZKTHX". But other than that, it's very nice.
  • snozzlesnozzle Join Date: 2003-04-23 Member: 15788Members
    *drooool*

    what a nice house.

    now all you need is for the "john" to be a command chair and your all set <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZaziZazi Join Date: 2002-05-26 Member: 672Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Monse: Is Giordono's the pizza place down the street from the trade center? I don't know quite honestly what that building is called. Tall, black, has tourist attractions there daily...

    Anyway, it was just south of that building on the west side of it. Like three shops down. It was the best pizza I have ever had in my life, and I am thinking about having some of it shipped via UPS to my house in obsessive quantities.

    Does <b>ANYONE</b> know what I'm talking about?!
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Nov 18 2003, 04:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 18 2003, 04:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Speaking of which, I'm all excited about Chicago-style pizza now: the wife found a restaraunt down the road that is run by some transplanted Chicagoans that makes authentic pizza. Here's to hoping it's as good as Giordano's... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ugh. We have something near here called 'Old Chicago - Pizza, dogs, and all that'.

    Crap. Bleh. Their idea of deep dish was 1 inch... c'mon, that's just pathetic. They used tomato sauce instead of actual REAL tomato chunks... it was a blight on our culture...
  • JammerJammer Join Date: 2002-06-03 Member: 728Members, Constellation
    edited November 2003
    Why no little Monselings? You'd be a kickass dad!

    Then again, being a Dad implies having Children <i>and</i> supporting them for at least 18 years...

    On the plus side though, you could set up a mic and camera system in the house, dress them in kharra and marine costums and play your own game of NS.


    EDIT
    Kickass house though. Your bathroom is the size of my dorm room.
    3 people live in your bathroom. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    Giodornos owns you. That is all.

    I've only had it once, but we have a pizza place in town that's almost as good. Open all night long too, for those days when you play halo for, say, 6 hours with 15 of your closest friends.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    MonsE- Here are some ideas to keep NS alive in your house.

    First off, get into the gaming biz, so you can take your house, and have 1 room dedicated to all the games you helped make, with a shrine for your first and best one, Natural Selection.

    Then, filter in every NS related song in there.

    Record a marine team in-game RPing, and have that filter through too.

    And last, but not least, have a computer that hosts 15 NS servers on there, called "MonsEters - NS 2.1 #1-#15".

    You know that'd rock.
  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Nov 16 2003, 04:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Nov 16 2003, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Does this mean I can get into my comm chair then select my wife, send '<i>YOU'RE</i> squad fiiive', and have a new waypoint to the kitchen? I'd need some custom commands, like 'Bake me a pai, soldier!'.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Here you go Monse. Your custom command you wanted.
    <img src='http://starlessnight.keenspace.com/images/monse.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • ImmacolataImmacolata Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2140Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    LOL. That's neat. Sims with NS HUD superimposed?
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
  • ParasiteParasite Join Date: 2002-04-13 Member: 431Members
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Immacolata+Nov 19 2003, 07:09 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Immacolata @ Nov 19 2003, 07:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LOL. That's neat. Sims with NS HUD superimposed? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope...NS 2.1
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Yeah. 2.1 is great! You can get your marines to dress up any way you want! They can get jobs and have kids and all kinds of cool stuff!

    You can even become a rock star! Wow!

    --Scythe--

    P.S. /me vomits on keyboard *
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    HAHAHA. First funny thing I've seen all day.
  • ZaziZazi Join Date: 2002-05-26 Member: 672Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    roofle Arcadius.

    Monse: I must say, I'm proud of you. Whoddathunk a marine would own so much? Really. Congrats, man, you deserve every bit of it. Some of us Minnesotan NS players will have to take a road trip and pester you sometime.

    I like that you're wiring the place... Now instead of putting in a T1, put in an
    OC-192 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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