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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Gorge rush yet again,
    Spitting and building structures,
    Comm drops five shotguns.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    There once was a gorge,
    he went under the name of george,
    'Rines killed george the gorge.
  • SuperTeflonSuperTeflon Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24893Banned
    I make little haiku's about the match after every game <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <span style='color:white'>***Moved.***</span>
  • Fire_EelFire_Eel Join Date: 2003-08-19 Member: 19950Members
    I held my shottie
    and saw a skulkie
    which acted sucky
    against my shottie

    One Lerk to spore them all,
    one Fade to slash them all,
    one Skulk to find them and in the darkness, bite them in the land of Haiku where the Kharaas lie.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    edited January 2004
    Now it's time to make a hive,
    so that my friends become alive.
    "I'm so smart for thinking that"
    thought a gorge, who was fat

    Yea, sorry. It's not a haiku... But I found out that these are fun to make <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Now I build a resource tower,
    and you, friend give me cover.
    But this marine didn't see,
    that his friend just let him be.
    He turned back to see his mate,
    but just a lil' bit too late.
    He got killed by a lork
    that was sitting on the clorf
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Saw the Onos coming,
    Stood there like an idiot,
    I got pwnz0red bad.

    That's my little NS Haiku.
  • Fire_EelFire_Eel Join Date: 2003-08-19 Member: 19950Members
    3 guns for the light armors in marine spawn,
    7 for the Jet Packs in the Kharaa hive,
    9 for commanders doomed to die,
    and none for the fat gorge on his chamber in the land of Haiku where the Kharaas lie.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Fire Eel+Jan 12 2004, 06:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fire Eel @ Jan 12 2004, 06:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 3 guns for the light armors in marine spawn,
    7 for the Jet Packs in the Kharaa hive,
    9 for commanders doomed to die,
    and none for the fat gorge on his chamber in the land of Haiku where the Kharaas lie. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • UrzaUrza Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11514Members
    the view turning red
    my intestines on the floor
    long live the respawn
  • noobynooby Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15717Members
    The Kharaa seem to thrive
    The snow bound air of mid winter
    While the gorge builds hive
  • noobynooby Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15717Members
    Give me the team mate
    Who follows orders all through the seasons
    A loss is my fate
  • Cleric_EpochCleric_Epoch Join Date: 2003-06-26 Member: 17714Members, Constellation
    Man some people have too much spare time on their hands. But as this looks so much fun I'll add a poem.

    Little skulk,
    Crossing Street,
    HA train,
    Sausage meat,
  • NiteowlNiteowl Join Date: 2002-09-04 Member: 1274Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    err.. yeah, i have no life.. sorry about that. here are my haikus



    move it marines NOW
    get to your **** waypoint
    you bloody sissies


    hold the zone longer
    are you bereft of honour
    wait for order, hold


    keep your pet theories
    i have no interest in them
    just follow my lead


    you are the man flex
    you get my RTs quickly
    crucial in my plans


    do not talk back grunt
    i will be forced to commrage
    this you do not want


    no guns for you now
    you rambo insolently
    you have lost honour


    stealth, intelligence
    you are truly blackops sir
    build my PG, PHASE!


    blasted fades killing!
    my men, my brave men, lie strewn
    should have upgraded


    unbalanced teams, damn
    my marines die left and right
    here comes the gorge rush


    stop requesting now
    you have nary a scratch sir
    medpacks are costly


    march on, march on rines
    your thunderous steps echo
    a beautiful train


    weapons free men
    you have earned this win
    the hive wilts from fire


    music truly, sings
    from forth canons sonic come
    now silence, hive dead


    resource dominance
    a commmanders dream, truly
    i give toys freely


    divine wind cometh
    we cower, we falter, fall
    three hives, mark us dead


    cower not good rines
    now go forth into the fray
    shotguns shred OCs


    what's this subterfuge!!
    you spend the rez, waste our time!
    none will command now


    little blips i see
    you may hide but i will fire
    ahh, motion tracking


    horror behemoth
    you rip asunder my men
    you are hell fury
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