Accidents Can Happen
<div class="IPBDescription">gross 1's too</div> umm yea... when i was 15 i was on a roller coaster and just as we were going down a huge slope the woman infront of me hurled. at the time i had my mouth open and promptly shouted enuff obsenities to make satan himself wanna spank me for bad language...
anything gross happen to u
anything gross happen to u
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edit: Poor, poor commie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
AT least you smelled purty....think of poor Commie.
*shudder*
AT least you smelled purty....think of poor Commie.
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When your hair's drenchted[SP?] in it and you have to leave it in there for an hour and you can't wash it out the smell's horrendous. Also the fumes/scent it let out burned my eyes so I had to squint the rest of the day.
Anyways, one time a fly got stuck in my ear, and all this earwax trapped him.
It sucked, I had to go to the doctor and everything.
Well noone really has done something like that to me...But once in 4th grade we were doing a music play(blah) thing for christmas in the county courthouse and we were all standing on steps(steps leading to the second level) and some moron on top pushes us and there goes the Domino effect..It was so funny and there was at least 100 people watching (from judges to newspaper photographers)
Here's Mine:
When I was 10 years old on a family trip to Disney World Epcot Center(Orlando, FL) we were near the Universe of Energy ride and I felt a tap on my head. Of course I thought it was my mother or someone tapping my shoulder and I looked back and saw nothing. Then I heard a "Caw Caw" and went to touch the part of my head which was tapped and it was bird sh*t. Apparently a Crow thought it was funny to use me as target practice and that bastid got a bullseye. Need less to say I spent around 10 minutes walkin around with hair full of poop until I could get in the bathroom.
Been very cautious of crows flying above me ever since and kinda traumatized. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Here's Mine:
When I was 10 years old on a family trip to Disney World Epcot Center(Orlando, FL) we were near the Universe of Energy ride and I felt a tap on my head. Of course I thought it was my mother or someone tapping my shoulder and I looked back and saw nothing. Then I heard a "Caw Caw" and went to touch the part of my head which was tapped and it was bird sh*t. Apparently a Crow thought it was funny to use me as target practice and that bastid got a bullseye. Need less to say I spent around 10 minutes walkin around with hair full of poop until I could get in the bathroom.
Been very cautious of crows flying above me ever since and kinda traumatized. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Yes, I suppose that's why you chose that name, Scarecrow? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Once I was playing my Gameboy out on a bench. I layed it down with my hand on top of it. I shortly later felt something on my hand. Yep. Some bullseye bird hit my hand and Gameboy. I rushed to the nearest bathroom to clean up that mess.
No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ah-Ha. You cought me yes indeed.*cough*
LOL
No it sucks royally as to what happened to you but you told it in a funny way. Did those kids get in trouble for it?
As for me, lets see here...
Called my Flight Sgt. a "Sir" once when I meant to say "Mam" >_< ooh boy, never again.
When I was really little In 2nd grade, I was out whacking weeds with some big sticks with my friend. He wound up to take out a plant when he shouts, hey look over here!
I turn around and he swings as hard as he can, and he accidentaly hits me in the eye and cuts the surface.
OOh the burnage. I went into school the next day with a huge eye patch and half my head bandaged up.
But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed.
LOL
No it sucks royally as to what happened to you but you told it in a funny way. Did those kids get in trouble for it?
As for me, lets see here...
Called my Flight Sgt. a "Sir" once when I meant to say "Mam" >_< ooh boy, never again.
When I was really little In 2nd grade, I was out whacking weeds with some big sticks with my friend. He wound up to take out a plant when he shouts, hey look over here!
I turn around and he swings as hard as he can, and he accidentaly hits me in the eye and cuts the surface.
OOh the burnage. I went into school the next day with a huge eye patch and half my head bandaged up.
But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I got my revenge on the said asshat. I stole his soccer ball and everyday that he didn't pay for my pants that were ruined a tore a tile off the ball. The ball currently sits in my garage deflated and skinless....That was 7 years ago. ROFL
But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
.... Yaaaarrr matey <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
omg i litteraly lol when reading this thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> my parents now think im mentally ill :/
No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
that makes u feel fuzzy on the outside
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think? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
that makes u feel fuzzy on the outside
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think? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Boys have a venis, girls have a pagina <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ok thats enough out of me
It was a really bad day for me, as the school food started making me feel gaseous...and it's that loud gas. It went on for like 10 minutes, once every ten seconds or so. Everyone was in 4th grade so the entire class was cracking up.
Oh you poor poor guy......
Our bird col chose 4 of us to do an Iwo Jima homage at football games. Essentially, the band would do their thing at half time, they'd play america the beautiful, and then we'd "burst" out of nowhere from the band, march straight in front of it, and then reenact placing the flag on the top of the mountain at Iwo Jima, like the memorial. <a href='http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~jcapshaw/iwo%20jima%202.jpg' target='_blank'>http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~j...%20jima%202.jpg</a>
This worked the first couple of times. Standing ovation etc.
Then one day we came out, planted the flag, and no one said anything. WTH? We couldn't move so we just held our position... then looked up a little. There was no flag.....
Someone put the flag on the wooden pole with tacks instead of properly securing it. The flag lay in the middle of the field and we just ceremoniously drove a bare wooden pole into the ground.
Doh >.<
luckily, only about a thousand people were at the stadium so not TOO many people saw it..... until it was on the local sports news