Accidents Can Happen

Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
<div class="IPBDescription">gross 1's too</div> umm yea... when i was 15 i was on a roller coaster and just as we were going down a huge slope the woman infront of me hurled. at the time i had my mouth open and promptly shouted enuff obsenities to make satan himself wanna spank me for bad language...

anything gross happen to u

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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Once when I was in 6th grade, we went to the Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison (I'm from Wisconsin). On our lunchbreak, my three best friends and I were walking around. I went into the local porta-potty to take care of some business, when all the sudden the...porta-john began swaying. My entire class was outside trying to knock it over, full to the brim, with me inside. To make short of long, I tried to escape, I peeked thru the windows when some asshat threw gravel in my face, then the porta john tipped. Well, the rest is history. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    edited September 2003
    I was helping a friend fix his computer and while it was open I sneezed. Snot got all over my hands, a bit of my shirt and all over the keyboard. He saw the funny side of it though (*phew*!)

    edit: Poor, poor commie <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    *beats himself over head over and over to try to get these awful awful images out of his head ....arghhhhhhhhhh*
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    2 years ago my neivor has a boxer, i went up to it and was petting it saying bye", figures i was all alone lookedat the dog.. it looked back and bit me in the face, i had a huge cut from its tooth and a big bruise on my right cheekbone from it, i guess tho shall always love thy neibor (the dog mustve bit me becuase i HATE the 2 kids across the street those snobby mean wreckful **** kids) ** Max (the dog) jumps through the window and attacks me** AHHhhh..
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Some ***hole emptied a bottle of perfume in my hair in 8th grade.
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Sep 23 2003, 06:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Sep 23 2003, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Some ***hole emptied a bottle of perfume in my hair in 8th grade. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    AT least you smelled purty....think of poor Commie.


    *shudder*
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dubbilex+Sep 23 2003, 05:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dubbilex @ Sep 23 2003, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Sep 23 2003, 06:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Sep 23 2003, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Some ***hole emptied a bottle of perfume in my hair in 8th grade. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    AT least you smelled purty....think of poor Commie.


    *shudder* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When your hair's drenchted[SP?] in it and you have to leave it in there for an hour and you can't wash it out the smell's horrendous. Also the fumes/scent it let out burned my eyes so I had to squint the rest of the day.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Well, I heard of this guy who was on Darwin Awards, and a piece of--Well, nevermind.

    Anyways, one time a fly got stuck in my ear, and all this earwax trapped him.

    It sucked, I had to go to the doctor and everything.
  • Cr-ckCr-ck Join Date: 2003-09-14 Member: 20873Members
    ROFL Poor commy...

    Well noone really has done something like that to me...But once in 4th grade we were doing a music play(blah) thing for christmas in the county courthouse and we were all standing on steps(steps leading to the second level) and some moron on top pushes us and there goes the Domino effect..It was so funny and there was at least 100 people watching (from judges to newspaper photographers)
  • ScareCrowScareCrow Join Date: 2003-07-28 Member: 18499Members
    edited September 2003
    That rollercoaster accident has got to be one of the worst things I've heard of btw. Talk about a fun ride gone terribly wrong.

    Here's Mine:

    When I was 10 years old on a family trip to Disney World Epcot Center(Orlando, FL) we were near the Universe of Energy ride and I felt a tap on my head. Of course I thought it was my mother or someone tapping my shoulder and I looked back and saw nothing. Then I heard a "Caw Caw" and went to touch the part of my head which was tapped and it was bird sh*t. Apparently a Crow thought it was funny to use me as target practice and that bastid got a bullseye. Need less to say I spent around 10 minutes walkin around with hair full of poop until I could get in the bathroom.

    Been very cautious of crows flying above me ever since and kinda traumatized. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    -
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--ScareCrow+Sep 23 2003, 07:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ScareCrow @ Sep 23 2003, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That rollercoaster accident has got to be one of the worst things I've heard of btw. Talk about a fun ride gone terribly wrong.

    Here's Mine:

    When I was 10 years old on a family trip to Disney World Epcot Center(Orlando, FL) we were near the Universe of Energy ride and I felt a tap on my head. Of course I thought it was my mother or someone tapping my shoulder and I looked back and saw nothing. Then I heard a "Caw Caw" and went to touch the part of my head which was tapped and it was bird sh*t. Apparently a Crow thought it was funny to use me as target practice and that bastid got a bullseye. Need less to say I spent around 10 minutes walkin around with hair full of poop until I could get in the bathroom.

    Been very cautious of crows flying above me ever since and kinda traumatized. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    - <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, I suppose that's why you chose that name, Scarecrow? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I should change my name to Pissbucket McGee then. I'm going to punch my friends in the back of the head for that.
  • FinaFina Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3267Members
    Ugh, that sounds awful.

    Once I was playing my Gameboy out on a bench. I layed it down with my hand on top of it. I shortly later felt something on my hand. Yep. Some bullseye bird hit my hand and Gameboy. I rushed to the nearest bathroom to clean up that mess.
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    All this talk about crap and puke and toilets tipping over is making me feel all fuzzy inside!
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen]+Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen] @ Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All this talk about crap and puke and toilets tipping over is making me feel all fuzzy inside! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Sep 23 2003, 11:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 23 2003, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ah-Ha. You cought me yes indeed.*cough*
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited September 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Sep 23 2003, 04:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 23 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To make short of long, I tried to escape, I peeked thru the windows when some asshat threw gravel in my face, then the porta john tipped. Well, the rest is history. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL
    No it sucks royally as to what happened to you but you told it in a funny way. Did those kids get in trouble for it?

    As for me, lets see here...

    Called my Flight Sgt. a "Sir" once when I meant to say "Mam" >_< ooh boy, never again.

    When I was really little In 2nd grade, I was out whacking weeds with some big sticks with my friend. He wound up to take out a plant when he shouts, hey look over here!

    I turn around and he swings as hard as he can, and he accidentaly hits me in the eye and cuts the surface.
    OOh the burnage. I went into school the next day with a huge eye patch and half my head bandaged up.

    But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Hmm, birds. I like all kinds of birds. Probably some envy-thing about flying. And I've got this unhealthy habit of looking directly up at birds flying over me. Been lucky so far however. Or maybe the birds like me too.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Sep 24 2003, 01:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Sep 24 2003, 01:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Sep 23 2003, 04:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 23 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To make short of long, I tried to escape, I peeked thru the windows when some asshat threw gravel in my face, then the porta john tipped. Well, the rest is history. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL
    No it sucks royally as to what happened to you but you told it in a funny way. Did those kids get in trouble for it?

    As for me, lets see here...

    Called my Flight Sgt. a "Sir" once when I meant to say "Mam" >_< ooh boy, never again.

    When I was really little In 2nd grade, I was out whacking weeds with some big sticks with my friend. He wound up to take out a plant when he shouts, hey look over here!

    I turn around and he swings as hard as he can, and he accidentaly hits me in the eye and cuts the surface.
    OOh the burnage. I went into school the next day with a huge eye patch and half my head bandaged up.

    But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I got my revenge on the said asshat. I stole his soccer ball and everyday that he didn't pay for my pants that were ruined a tore a tile off the ball. The ball currently sits in my garage deflated and skinless....That was 7 years ago. ROFL
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cpl.Davis+Sep 24 2003, 01:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Sep 24 2003, 01:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> [...] I went into school the next day with a huge eye patch and half my head bandaged up.

    But I can still see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Its all healed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    .... Yaaaarrr matey <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->



    omg i litteraly lol when reading this thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> my parents now think im mentally ill :/
  • Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
    edited September 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Sep 24 2003, 05:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 24 2003, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen]+Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen] @ Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All this talk about crap and puke and toilets tipping over is making me feel all fuzzy inside! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that makes u feel fuzzy on the outside

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my parents now think im mentally ill :/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    think? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[DRS]Lt.S.Owen+Sep 24 2003, 11:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([DRS]Lt.S.Owen @ Sep 24 2003, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--CommunistWithAGun+Sep 24 2003, 05:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 24 2003, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--[TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen]+Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([TB]-Rage-[Lt.Gen] @ Sep 23 2003, 10:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All this talk about crap and puke and toilets tipping over is making me feel all fuzzy inside! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No I believe thats puberty. Yep. Puberty. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that makes u feel fuzzy on the outside

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my parents now think im mentally ill :/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    think? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Boys have a venis, girls have a pagina <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->



    Ok thats enough out of me
  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    My worst accident was in the...4th grade I believe.

    It was a really bad day for me, as the school food started making me feel gaseous...and it's that loud gas. It went on for like 10 minutes, once every ten seconds or so. Everyone was in 4th grade so the entire class was cracking up.
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    I was at the beach and was walking to the water and steped on something wet, but there was no water yet? I looked down at my foot and I steped on... on *gag*.. on a used condom.. *gag*
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Majin+Sep 24 2003, 02:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Majin @ Sep 24 2003, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I was at the beach and was walking to the water and steped on something wet, but there was no water yet? I looked down at my foot and I steped on... on *gag*.. on a used condom.. *gag* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh you poor poor guy......
  • BurncycleBurncycle Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9759Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited September 2003
    AFJROTC, drill team

    Our bird col chose 4 of us to do an Iwo Jima homage at football games. Essentially, the band would do their thing at half time, they'd play america the beautiful, and then we'd "burst" out of nowhere from the band, march straight in front of it, and then reenact placing the flag on the top of the mountain at Iwo Jima, like the memorial. <a href='http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~jcapshaw/iwo%20jima%202.jpg' target='_blank'>http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~j...%20jima%202.jpg</a>

    This worked the first couple of times. Standing ovation etc.

    Then one day we came out, planted the flag, and no one said anything. WTH? We couldn't move so we just held our position... then looked up a little. There was no flag.....

    Someone put the flag on the wooden pole with tacks instead of properly securing it. The flag lay in the middle of the field and we just ceremoniously drove a bare wooden pole into the ground.

    Doh >.<

    luckily, only about a thousand people were at the stadium so not TOO many people saw it..... until it was on the local sports news
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