Highschool Can Kiss My ****

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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--eediot+Sep 5 2003, 08:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 5 2003, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Soberana+Sep 4 2003, 11:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Sep 4 2003, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> masturbation will help you go through this stage... once or twice a week should be enough... if u overdo it you will suck at sex.. since you will end up ejaculating way too early.. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    WTHG.

    i mean, WTHG.

    why didnt somebody bloody well TELL ME?!?!?!?!?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    but I always thought it was the opposite... if you masturbate a lot, you'll be able to contain yourself better during carnal embrace, because then it's not all bottled up and ready to explode... *shivers from own metaphor*

    I mean, go watch <i>There's Something About Mary</i> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MajinMajin Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16829Members, Constellation
    I know what your going through, I had a hard time in highschool too.
    People use to pick on me all the time because I use to have a pocket protector; they would call me Nerd and spit in my face.
    I use to get beat up all the time because I wore a vest with brown pants and white shoes. They use to take my underware and rip them out of my pants, it would cut my **** crack. Then I had hemroides and they burned real bad, and the kids use to call me names like "Swollen ****" and "Pimple Butt".

    Girls never liked me much either, they use to call me Majin-Small-**** because the boys pushed me naked out into the hall when I was having a shower after Gym. When I would try to talk to a girl, before I opened my mouth, they would smack me in the face and knee me in the balls. Some girls use to be really mean, they would pretend they liked me and would pretend to be attracted to me, then they would tell me to do things like stick me finger up my **** hole, and they would kiss me, only to have filmed me doing it and make fun of me.

    I use to get beaten by my math teacher, he would keep me after class and tell me "I have to beat you!". When I told the principal, he use to tell me I was making it up and that I was a loser. He use to make fun of me too over the morning announcements. He would tell the kids to make fun of me and call me names like Majin-No-Friends. Then all my teachers started to call me Majin-No-Friends and if I didn't write my name like that they said they would cut me.

    Bullies use to shove acorns up my **** and put me in lockers with squirrels. They use to take my shoes and deficate in them, so I would have to walk home with out shoes. One time the AV club made a film presentation to the whole school and for 10 mins of the movie it was me crying or being beat up.
    One scene was me at my mother grave and the kids were calling be a cry baby cause I was crying.

    At lunch I wasn't even able to sit at a table, they would come to whatever table i sat at and push me off of it. Then when I would bring money to buy food, they would take it from me and throw it in a urinal. When I started to bring a lunch to school, the jocks would take it and use it as a football then stomp on it and then give it back. I ate so much human spit in highschool I had hepatitis B 6 times. When I made a science fair project, my teachers use to tell me it sucked, even when I was the only one in the class who bothered to make one.

    So I know what you are going through, just don't worry, it gets better after highschool. In college no one calls me names. But now people stab me with sharp objects alot. "One day you will be bigger than them", thats what my dad always tells me, then he beats me so I'll be tougher! So Don't worry, lifes not as bad as you think!
  • JasonBostwickJasonBostwick Blossom Join Date: 2002-04-14 Member: 444Members, NS1 Playtester
    Thank you for that wonderful bit of insight, Majin.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    This is not exactely what a PG-13 board should look like...

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