Not A **** Strategy!
GSHound
Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18940Members
Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18940Members
<div class="IPBDescription">...well.. actually it is</div> This is a strategy that I stole from a commander that I just played against. I call it: "Factory Hopping".
Requirements for this strategy:
1)Not a g ay commander (just kidding! has to be totally g ay!)
2)A large group of monkeys
Now, in order for you to pull this strat off, you have to be.. well.. smart... in idiot terms.
What you do:
1)Build a TF and 8 - 10 turrets and 1 - 2 siege turrets.
2)Go into an adjacent room in the general direction of a hive, and repeat step 1.
3)Repeat step 2.
How it works:
1)Have your large groups of monkeys build your TF and turrets, and weld them... not that hard.
2)Easier with HA, but not necessary, as 12 turrets will rip anything to shreds.
Where to use it:
1)If your group of 5 - 7 monkeys can not take out 3 OCs and 1 DC, then do step 1 from above. This will easily clear out any OCs, and will defend their current location! Genious! Rinse and repeat however much you are ga y. If you are a little bit g ay, do it once or twice. If you are average ga y, do it 3 times. If you are super g a y, do it 5 - 8 times... and if you are sizzling ga y do it as many times you need necessary.
Why this works:
Well, aliens have a unique disability known as "Omggay", which basically damages them if the above strategy is used.
How to make it even better:
Put a Phase Gate in each and every corner of your little "mini-bases" to make sure they dont fall. Also, you may consider electrifying the TF or making 2 TFs instead of 1! Try it, you'll win the game from sheer homophobia on the alien team!
How to counter this strategy:
Well, some would say bile-bomb is a great way to end this strategy. Nope! See, when you have three monkeys sitting behind 5 - 6 turrets waiting for your little head to pop out, you tend to die pretty quick. Onos rush? Sure, you could try that, I mean... you would have to take our more than four bases or so... filled with 10 - 15 turrets... it would be great.
Here, let me give you a quick scene to show you how this strategy works:
Room a <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Room b <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Room c <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Siege Room <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 3 - 5
Hive: <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
It's that simple guys, go use it at your own risk, as victories are guaranteed!
Goodluck! And to the comms out there, I hope your "flaming" meter goes way high using this! Woo HOO!!!
Requirements for this strategy:
1)Not a g ay commander (just kidding! has to be totally g ay!)
2)A large group of monkeys
Now, in order for you to pull this strat off, you have to be.. well.. smart... in idiot terms.
What you do:
1)Build a TF and 8 - 10 turrets and 1 - 2 siege turrets.
2)Go into an adjacent room in the general direction of a hive, and repeat step 1.
3)Repeat step 2.
How it works:
1)Have your large groups of monkeys build your TF and turrets, and weld them... not that hard.
2)Easier with HA, but not necessary, as 12 turrets will rip anything to shreds.
Where to use it:
1)If your group of 5 - 7 monkeys can not take out 3 OCs and 1 DC, then do step 1 from above. This will easily clear out any OCs, and will defend their current location! Genious! Rinse and repeat however much you are ga y. If you are a little bit g ay, do it once or twice. If you are average ga y, do it 3 times. If you are super g a y, do it 5 - 8 times... and if you are sizzling ga y do it as many times you need necessary.
Why this works:
Well, aliens have a unique disability known as "Omggay", which basically damages them if the above strategy is used.
How to make it even better:
Put a Phase Gate in each and every corner of your little "mini-bases" to make sure they dont fall. Also, you may consider electrifying the TF or making 2 TFs instead of 1! Try it, you'll win the game from sheer homophobia on the alien team!
How to counter this strategy:
Well, some would say bile-bomb is a great way to end this strategy. Nope! See, when you have three monkeys sitting behind 5 - 6 turrets waiting for your little head to pop out, you tend to die pretty quick. Onos rush? Sure, you could try that, I mean... you would have to take our more than four bases or so... filled with 10 - 15 turrets... it would be great.
Here, let me give you a quick scene to show you how this strategy works:
Room a <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Room b <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Room c <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 1 - 2
Siege Room <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> x 10 - 12 <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> x 3 - 5
Hive: <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->
It's that simple guys, go use it at your own risk, as victories are guaranteed!
Goodluck! And to the comms out there, I hope your "flaming" meter goes way high using this! Woo HOO!!!
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- Register an account at the official forum for some game or mod.
- Post a boring whine because you got beaten in a game and can't handle it.
- Get flamed by other forum goers.
- Grow up, and learn to take losing as a man (or woman) while realising that circumventing word filters is immature and stupid.
Good luck with that one! You're halfway there.
Nope. Saying s--- for the four letter word synonymous with excrement is perfectly acceptable. Same with saying the following:
f---, f---ing, bas---d, b---ch, a--, a--hole, etc.
I'll be asking for a weeks ban for everyone. Play nice in future.
Duely temp suspended. The next time you folk feel like you want to contravene our swear filters, we'll feel like we want to perm-ban you.
Temp ban 1 week for:
[GS]Hound: Do not circumvent swear filters.
Jay123: likewise
Stoneburg: Do not launch personal attacks on other forum members.
joev.