If The Kahraa Were Real. Today?

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  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Pfffffffffff

    You obviously never watched Macgyver

    There are endless possibilities with a swiss army knife and a ballpoint ^_^
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Trust me Dread, nuking Washington is like killing two birds with one stone... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG you anti-american satan!111

    Burn teh witch!



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  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    How would they *get* to earth in the first place? We'd see some freaky big aliens in the atmosphere and nuke them. GG, traditional xenophobia pwns joo.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I wouldnt care who won....As long as I would get to play with teh gorgie!!! I'd put it in a pen and poke it and laugh at it...wweeeee.
  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    The world is big so it would take long neough to research the perfect weapon that could shot though walls and give headshots and have explosive bullets
  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Macgyver will save us
  • LigerLiger Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18026Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--SeraphyGoodness+Aug 23 2003, 05:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SeraphyGoodness @ Aug 23 2003, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> one comment... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well, yeah. Everyone is pretty well lost if the Onos is that close, but, one HEAT round would kill an onos. And you know they're large enough to be followed by Targeting systems.



    Anyway, with the Bacterium, not enough is spelled out with their power... (which is good, makes it that creepy "unknown factor") but makes accuratly predicting their effect on living creatures, or even how long it took it to assimilate the creatures is has now.

    Honestly, if we could get them before they hit Earth, then they'd probably be nuked. On Earth, it depends on how desperate we get. If we're virtually screwed over, colony ships and scorched earth.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--pEnGuiN_gab+Aug 23 2003, 11:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pEnGuiN_gab @ Aug 23 2003, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ur telling me a LMG or HMG is no match for a thermonuclear hydrogen bomb? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    1 word. Cockroaches
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Aug 23 2003, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Trust me Dread, nuking Washington is like killing two birds with one stone... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *Agrees*
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dread+Aug 23 2003, 06:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dread @ Aug 23 2003, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Trust me Dread, nuking Washington is like killing two birds with one stone... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG you anti-american satan!111

    Burn teh witch!



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    Disliking your government and being free to do so is decidely pro-american. It's why no one tries to come to your lame-arse country... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DecimatorDecimator Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8057Members
    *wonders what a virus could do to the kahraa bacteria*
  • SeraphyGoodnessSeraphyGoodness Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17029Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Decimator+Aug 23 2003, 07:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Decimator @ Aug 23 2003, 07:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *wonders what a virus could do to the kahraa bacteria* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    probably absorb it, adapt to it, and make use of it.

    Bacterium + Ebola = Kharaabola = GG humans...
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gadzuko+Aug 23 2003, 10:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Aug 23 2003, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How would they *get* to earth in the first place? We'd see some freaky big aliens in the atmosphere and nuke them. GG, traditional xenophobia pwns joo. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that's what i meant.

    there is no "gg humans".
  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    Bush being comm?

    Heck no.
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    too much free time on your hands <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ThinG+Aug 24 2003, 06:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThinG @ Aug 24 2003, 06:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Macgyver will save us <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or Jack O'Neil, at least <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ...

    If the Kharaa tried to invade Earth, they'd get their scaly arses kicked. Too much open space. Even with TSA Frontiersmen level weapons, they'd be gunned down easily. With the full capabilities of modern weapons...

    Think about how quickly a single grenade launcher can take out a wall of lame. Multiply it by ten. That's (at least) how powerful a <i>single</i> MLRS is. Please, the Kharaa wouldn't stand a chance.
  • ForkehForkeh Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19431Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--pEnGuiN_gab+Aug 23 2003, 09:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pEnGuiN_gab @ Aug 23 2003, 09:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> we would win. NS marines only have wimpy lmg and HMG etc.

    US would drop a nuke. Everyone else will open up with tanks, rocket launchers, .50 machine guns, anti-material sniper rifles... if the Kharaa dont have something better other than the 5 aliens in the game, my money is on humanity. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well dont forget the rocks the kids through at the us tanks in the middle east!
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Hopefully the Kharaa would be smart enough to get humans to use nuclear weapons. That way even if the Kharaa lose, the humans do to. GG STRATEGY
  • ForkehForkeh Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19431Members, Constellation
    hahaha! Sooner or later we be inspecting the khara for weapons of mass distruction....of course by this time every thing will be on the internet so you would get a, "404 weapons of mass distruction cant be found"
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Forkeh+Aug 24 2003, 01:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Forkeh @ Aug 24 2003, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hahaha! Sooner or later we be inspecting the khara for weapons of mass distruction....of course by this time every thing will be on the internet so you would get a, "404 weapons of mass distruction cant be found" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Check your wallet. You see that green paper? That my friend is a weapon of mass destruction. (I poured all of my wit, brains, and intelligence into that one, so now I'm a gelatinous mass of nothing)
  • pEnGuiN_gabpEnGuiN_gab Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17471Members
    aliens will go "omg marines that can aim!! h4x F4 F4!!!onEonEonE!! "
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Spiffy,I can roll over the bacteria and call myself one of them,spiffy.... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Then I play all I want with teh gorgey.... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    And after that....'gg humans'
    Yes I am pro-Kharaa,die muahahaah!

    <span style='color:#041e2d'>I lie....ogogog WMDs!!</span>
  • StakhanovStakhanov Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14448Members
    The Kharaa would definitely own us in no time. Litterally. There would be bacterial spores spread across the planet , forming hives at unreachable places like the jungle or city sewers , and infecting most of the animal reign. With the quantities of food avaible in the jungle or in city sewers , the hives would be able to give birth to millions of skulks quite fast. As a few skulks are killed by hunters or security forces , the present Kharaa would diversify to the 5 lifeforms we know , including lerks gasing entire cities , gorges dropping offense chambers everywhere , and onos generally wreaking havoc. Heli's would be useless , a fade can blink to reach them and smash them and their crew with impunity.
    Tanks would be useless , bile bombs and acid rockets corroding its steel protection and skulks xenociding on it. Barracks and military headquarters would be bagged with webs and invaded by hordes of skulks , disorganizing any possible counterattack. The Kharaa would use movement chambers to defend an attacked hive and quickly overwhelm feeble attempts at sieging it.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Stakhanov+Aug 24 2003, 05:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stakhanov @ Aug 24 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The Kharaa would definitely own us in no time. Litterally. There would be bacterial spores spread across the planet , forming hives at unreachable places like the jungle or city sewers , and infecting most of the animal reign. With the quantities of food avaible in the jungle or in city sewers , the hives would be able to give birth to millions of skulks quite fast. As a few skulks are killed by hunters or security forces , the present Kharaa would diversify to the 5 lifeforms we know , including lerks gasing entire cities , gorges dropping offense chambers everywhere , and onos generally wreaking havoc. Heli's would be useless , a fade can blink to reach them and smash them and their crew with impunity.
    Tanks would be useless , bile bombs and acid rockets corroding its steel protection and skulks xenociding on it. Barracks and military headquarters would be bagged with webs and invaded by hordes of skulks , disorganizing any possible counterattack. The Kharaa would use movement chambers to defend an attacked hive and quickly overwhelm feeble attempts at sieging it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No... they'd have to get within visual range to do most of that stuff. Hundreds of dog-sized thingies can't do a damn thing by charging into heavy machinegun fire (from REAL heavy machineguns. Not ones with 125 round clips <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->).

    Have you seen what an HMG does to a Fade? Now imagine what a chaingun firing 30mm armour piercing rounds would do to it.

    Tanks don't need to be within 30 metres to fire. Bile bomb does.

    The biggest reason why they'd lose badly is that they have to be very close. That's why they're such a threat on space stations. In a wide-open environment they'd get their scaly backsides kicked.

    That, and the fact that we have flamethrowers. Flamethrower + tunnel full of aliens = crunchy, toasted alien goodness.
  • steamedhamssteamedhams Join Date: 2002-11-30 Member: 10333Members, Constellation
    Silly scenario, we all know that humans would win. Flayra would just make 2.01c the official version <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> .
  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    You are also fogetting "<a href='http://www.haxgames.com/skulky.jpg' target='_blank'>Britains secret weapon</a>"....oh wait. Damn. Thats not going to help is it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    More food for me though <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • pEnGuiN_gabpEnGuiN_gab Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17471Members
    Erm. Tanks can't shoot lerks can they, in fact, can anything shoot lerks precisely?

    Too fast for sniper rifles, too high and fast for MGs. I dont know, they can just spike and spore every human to death. I think without armour, one spike to the head is enough to kill.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--pEnGuiN_gab+Aug 24 2003, 07:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pEnGuiN_gab @ Aug 24 2003, 07:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Erm. Tanks can't shoot lerks can they, in fact, can anything shoot lerks precisely? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's called a surface-to-air missile <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Although a SAM wouldn't work on a Lerk, really. Not enough heat signature. But radar targeted guns would make very short work of Lerks. So would helicopters. Most tanks also have a mounted machinegun, which could be sprayed at Lerks.

    What's a lerk going to do to damage a tank, anyway? They're airtight.
  • Umbraed_MonkeyUmbraed_Monkey Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9922Members
    Many of you mentioned how poorly the TSA represents humanity and its weapons, have you thought about what weapons the Kharaa might have that arent shown in NS? If we have nukes, and it aint shown in NS, what the fr33kin hell does Kharaa have that isnt shown?!
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    edited August 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Aug 24 2003, 01:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 24 2003, 01:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Dread+Aug 23 2003, 06:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dread @ Aug 23 2003, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--MonsieurEvil+Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Aug 23 2003, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Trust me Dread, nuking Washington is like killing two birds with one stone... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG you anti-american satan!111

    Burn teh witch!



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    Disliking your government and being free to do so is decidely pro-american. It's why no one tries to come to your lame-arse country... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now that was a low blow.

    Besides I thought you supported Bush. You always took his side when I tried to bash him a bit. I guess you were doing it only to argue with someone <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Ontopic: Why the hell are you people talking about USA using nukes all the time? I thought using WoMD's was the last option or so. Blah.

    Let's see how this war would go IF Kharaa would get to Earth.
    *Bacterium spreads*
    *Bacterium likes warm where it gets it's power*
    *Bacterium pwns everything except Finland because Kharaa don't like snow(how the hell would Skulk move in snow anyway?)*

    Fins rule the human race. GG everyone else <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Edit: Canadians would survive as the other human nation.
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