More Pissass

NSMonkeyNSMonkey Members Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19379Posts: 2
Make NS Cool
OK NS is pretty cool now but hwat it needs is more pissass to make it exciting and the aliens always lose with 2.0 and ive been playing since 2.04 so im pretty sure i know what im talking bout kthx so heres the idea dont flame plz:

*Those guys with the claws should get someting that makes the little blue circle dispaper because the marinea always know where they are goin be next which is no good

*The flying thing the guy that said they should not flap their wings i thinik so because it makes a sound which is bad they should be silthy like James Bonde and shoot the armor guys with the spikes

*I saw a suggesting that said the claw guys are going to get a new thing that breathes fire adnd thats good because tourrettes are 2 hard 2 kill

*In starcraft the armor guys could pick up their base and move it around and i dont know why you disabled that in NS 2.01c it was better whn they could

*The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol

*The big oliphant things shoed be able to not get hit by missilos when the armor guys are shooting them and the big armor guys should get eaten and the dog thinss should be able to go inside the armor guy cammander base and make the computer all mess up like ghosts should start attacking them from the walls and maybe like in star wars the blue ghost things like when obee one died to the black mask dude that would be cool

NEway these are just my suggestings so if u like them plz tell me and i think they will give nature selecting more pissass thx for the game its good
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  • SpazmaticSpazmatic Members Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16184Posts: 888
    I'm speechless.
  • JaspJasp Members Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13076Posts: 649
    edited August 2003
    QUOTE
    OK NS is pretty cool now but hwat it needs is more pissass to make it exciting and the aliens always lose with 2.0 and ive been playing since 2.04 so im pretty sure i know what im talking bout kthx so heres the idea dont flame plz


    You sure u know what your talking about?

    Rest of the post is sheer nonsense i dont even understand it tbh claw guys? flappy things? base moving?

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    *The commander should be able to shoot from his chair like peek out and do a littloe karate chop when the skulk is eating the chair because who wouldnt lolol


    POW POW yer right...

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    *The big oliphant things shoed be able to not get hit by missilos when the armor guys are shooting them and the big armor guys should get eaten and the dog thinss should be able to go inside the armor guy cammander base and make the computer all mess up like ghosts should start attacking them from the walls and maybe like in star wars the blue ghost things like when obee one died to the black mask dude that would be cool


    Black mask dude?? blue ghost things??

    hmmmmmmzzzzzzz think we got another smart-bomb lol

    Well i guess we should give him some credit provided us with 5 mins of laughs must of took him about an hour to think it up and about 5-15 mins to type it. Funny i guess in a kind of smart-bomb pisstake way.
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  • NecroNecro <insert non-birthday-related title here> Members Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Posts: 3,051 Fully active user
    he's been playing since 2.04? DAMN! and i though us pt's got only the latest builds!
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  • MachiavelliMachiavelli Members Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18468Posts: 191
    You got to be joking.
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  • LambdaProjectLambdaProject Members Join Date: 2002-02-20 Member: 230Posts: 317
    Welcome to a smart bomb wannabee thread. Lets just pass over this troll
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  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Members Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Posts: 3,844
    Thats a bad Smart Bomb parody.
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    I like:
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  • BergerBerger Members, Constellation Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8945Posts: 621
    Oh dear. confused.gif
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  • Vinegar_NinjaVinegar_Ninja Members Join Date: 2003-01-12 Member: 12211Posts: 120
    mmm idicoy.....
    tasty......
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  • ForlornForlorn Banned Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Posts: 6,498
    ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!


    Holy crap... so many bad suggestions at once...

    On a side note, did you fail all of your english classes? confused.gifconfused.gif
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  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Members Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Posts: 554
    i think NSMonkey is on to something!

    i agree with all the suggestions he listed above.

    oy... -_-

    P.S.: he's not serious, so trying to refute his suggestions is pointless
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  • MavericMaveric Members Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Posts: 2,923
    Oh, sweet, jebus, no!

    *laughs while shaking head like "no!!!1one"*
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  • kuperayekuperaye Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Posts: 957 Advanced user
    allve i got to say is SHEER NUB.. first its obI one kenobi the black mask dude is the most famouse villian DARTH VADER....


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  • th0r0nth0r0n Born again n00b Members Join Date: 2003-06-12 Member: 17313Posts: 485
    That's hilarious. well done NSMonkey.
    Long time NS player, feel like an utter newb again though, catch me on any UK server that's got people in :)
  • PathPath Members Join Date: 2003-06-28 Member: 17745Posts: 79
    Oi, somebody hurt me sad.gif
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  • PinheddPinhedd Members Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14505Posts: 361
    all I've got to say is... DELETED!
  • SoberanaSoberana Members Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Posts: 849
    Sad
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  • eggmaceggmac Members Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Posts: 1,152
    heh, nice one monkey smile.gif
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  • MonkeybonkMonkeybonk Banned Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Posts: 588
    This guy makes Smart Bomb look like an ICBM.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Members Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Posts: 2,017 Advanced user
    edited August 2003



    .....wooooooow confused.gif





    what
  • the_draftthe_draft Members Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16977Posts: 80
    Hilarious. "pissass." That was priceless.

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  • ScarletPhoenixScarletPhoenix Members Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19133Posts: 80
    QUOTE (Monkeybonk @ Aug 10 2003, 08:48 PM)
    This guy makes Smart Bomb look like an ICBM.

    Best... retort... evar! smile.gif
  • SpazmaticSpazmatic Members Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16184Posts: 888
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    DELETED!


    Baleeted, you mean baleeted!

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    Hilarious. "pissass." That was priceless.


    Thus my "speechless".
  • MausMaus Members Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5599Posts: 2,532
    Don't feed the troll.
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  • Ender1Ender1 Members Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7973Posts: 40
    AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA omg I think I just lost some brain cells just reading that. that was hilarious. biggrin.gif
  • SuBSuB AusNS Forum Admin Members Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13723Posts: 511
    edited August 2003
    Hahaha... funny ****.

    Oh well... maybe learn the names of the alien classes before trying to suggest turning them into dragons that breath fire to down turrets biggrin.gif

    It might help to also realise that we're not up to 2.04 yet wink.gif

    Oh and I presume you mean pizzaz?


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    Ofcourse that's **** funny... 'NSMonkey'... GOLD biggrin.gif
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Members, NS1 Playtester Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Posts: 2,977
    Please do not feed the troll.
    Am I infected with Delicious?
  • LazerLazer Members, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester Join Date: 2003-03-11 Member: 14406Posts: 1,690
    *Falls off of chair **** pants.* rofl I really hope that was a joke.
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  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Members Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Posts: 150
    This is smart bomb: teh aliens should have a scorpian that hovars without flaping

    This is smart bomb on 2.0: pissass
  • HypergripHypergrip Suspect GermanyMembers, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9689Posts: 930
    edited August 2003
    DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
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  • SpazmaticSpazmatic Members Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16184Posts: 888
    QUOTE
    Please do not feed the troll.


    Not replying feeds trolls too, so the only solution is to hijack the thread!

    So, what do you all think of ____? I hear it's totally _____. Don't you agree?
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