Engrish-ify Famous Speeches

Jammer

<div class="IPBDescription">^CLICK^</div> <a href='http://www.engrish.com' target='_blank'>http://www.engrish.com</a> is a collection of Japanese packaging with English phrases on it. However, the phrases are horribly butchered. The best example of 'Engrish' is the All Your Base trailer. With that said, Engrish-ify famous speeches! I'll start.

"Today, this day, of December 7th, 1941, we United States, the Japan Empire of are be attacking Pearl Harbor of with Naval and Air forces."

AllUrHiveRblong2us

"I are in possesion dream of."

Liku

"Sleeping is not what I did with woman."

Iced_Eagle

This like the monkey is the fan key.

haha.. This is funky like the monkey

OttoDestruct

/me looks at topic, then gets hypnotized by allurhive's sig. What was I reading again?

AllUrHiveRblong2us

YES!
Got another one.
/me puts a tally mark on his wall.

Legionnaired

Seven years ago and four score, our fathers set us up this land with liberty, happyness, and persuit of life.

sekdar

hrmph. my motherboard's manual (epox 8rda+) is written ENTIRELY in engrish.

tbZBeAst

I LOVE engrish (and engrish dot com)

HOUSE OF PAIN!

FACK YOU!

etc.

Makes me wonder if there's a japanease.com....

SoulSkorpion

It's an old site, but it's still good fun <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

My favourite: "Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you."

Dunsby

This has been posted before.. It was a while back though.