France Bans The Term "e-mail"

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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    It's no stupider than freedom fries.
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Your from france arent you?


    OMG YOUR GOING TO GET ARRESTED0R!!111oneone!!111oneeleven!11111!!!!!!11oneoneoneeleven11111111111!!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!111oneeleven
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jul 18 2003, 02:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jul 18 2003, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's no stupider than freedom fries. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its one thing to let the public masses be stupid.
    Its another when your govt. takes over the job.
  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    France has always been anal about the French language. It's nothing new.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    it's for all these government/official forms. Nothing for us normal people to worry about.

    I check my email, not my courriel (courriel sounds so canadian, not to offend any canadians)
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Freedom fries, courriel... When is it going to stop... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ShloomShloom Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 997Members
    when Americas and france are no longer countries
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Shloom+Jul 18 2003, 02:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shloom @ Jul 18 2003, 02:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> when Americas and france are no longer countries <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean when America takes over the world and forms a global republic and then proceeds to cover all the oceans with a breathable glass that cars can drive on so we can drive our SUV's around the world.


    Ah, can't wait.

    /me prepares to set the world record for driving from California to California.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Also to be politically correct teachers may not use the term "blackboard", they have to call it a "chalkboard", as the term "blackboard" could be offensive to... well.... black people.

    Think that's as stupid as it can get? WRONG!

    The British government (and possibly the american one) have also banned the term "Brainstorm" (you know, when you put the subject in the centre and draw little lines leading off it with little sub topics, come on, you did a million of them in RE). Instead you must use the term "mindmap".

    Why? Because it might offend people with epilepsy.

    Gg political correctness, gg.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    and you can't say homeless, you have to say "Sans Domicile Fixe" (no fixed housing)

    Fixed in the sense: not moving.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    That was a good one! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Jul 18 2003, 03:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Jul 18 2003, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and you can't say homeless, you have to say "Sans Domicile Fixe" (no fixed housing)

    Fixed in the sense: not moving. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What's the French word for bum and human trash? heh.

    Anyway this isn't doesn't really apply to everyday use of languages this is just something goverments and big orginizations use to avoid lawsuits and complaints. It doesn't really mean that people are offended by the words or what have you, it just means that there are people out there looking to make a quick buck.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--xioutlawix+Jul 18 2003, 12:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (xioutlawix @ Jul 18 2003, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Jul 18 2003, 02:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Jul 18 2003, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's no stupider than freedom fries. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its one thing to let the public masses be stupid.
    Its another when your govt. takes over the job. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    very true


    the whole situation is out of hand
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    My old politics teacher once explained the cruical difference in our perceptions of legislation to me: "In Germany, a law is the enforced reality. In France, it's a loose idea you take into consideration when you find the time to bother."

    Mr. Chirac could leap out and try to kick the French in their collective backside; his citizens would merely smile, take a polite step back, and wait for his leg to rot away.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    does that basically mean all french people are outlaws during workdays?
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited July 2003
    Nope, it just means most French treat laws differently than most, say, Germans. Laws are society contracts. Their general role thus differs from sociologic background to sociologic background the individual has to submit itself to.
    You can't be an outlaw because you treat laws like everyone else does.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    that's true, you'll never see smokers under a non-smoking sign or people speeding at any place where there's a speed limit in Germany. (or I haven't been in the right *wrong?* places)

    And that's those "smaller" infractions.
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Maybe if the French government spent more time trying to fix their messed-up system and less time banning convenient phrases the entire country wouldn't be on strike constantly.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    does the whole world know what's really going on in here or are you just knowing we're always on strike.
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Jul 18 2003, 04:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Jul 18 2003, 04:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> does the whole world know what's really going on in here or are you just knowing we're always on strike. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you always on strike? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    nope. By "we" I mean the French people who go on strike.
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    I vacationed in Paris recently. The transportation strike fired up during our last few days there, which made it fairly difficult to get around, and for a while we were scared we wouldn't be able to leave the country.

    For those of you not in the know, picture this. You're taking a train from, say, Germany to Spain. This involves changing trains in France. But surprise! Because the entire French transportation system is striking, no trains are departing from France, so once you get off your train, you're TRAPPED. The entire country is a tar pit.

    This didn't actually happen to us, fortunately, but while we were waiting in line for train tickets to Geneva, we heard the story from a traveler who was trying to get home to Spain and had been stuck in Paris for four days. Messed. Up. And it's not like you can even go do any sightseeing because the metro is running one train an hour (just enough to ensure that every single one of them is too packed to get on).

    Messed. Up.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    yeah it's worse, teachers are going on strike as well, and this year's BAC (end of high school exams) were reported for a month in some areas, giving the students up to a month of vacation less, in some cities, the garbage people (or however they're called) have been going on strike, thus having garbage piled up in the STREETS of some cities, touristic cities have seen their tourism drop. Not to mention rats have invaded some cities with all this garbage.
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    Wow. France wants to stop yet another Americanism and use a French word instead. SUCH a big deal...<img src='http://forum.pcgamer.co.uk/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    some people actually destroyed a McDonald's for anti-americanism and tons of people encouraged them <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Yeah France is that messed up, but some people over here are more or less normal still
  • LigerLiger Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18026Members
    edited July 2003
    I highly doubt the US government will do such globalization...

    Despite the fact that its humanities only real hope... Ah well, I've ceased caring, as every day that goes back reduces the chances of humanity making any lasting impression upon the cosmos... (barring of course Alien intervention, NASA actually making itself worthwhile, some other country procuring the materials to get into space...)

    Meh, do to the high level of technology... our countries are pretty much going to stay the way they are... which is sad... albeit we're finally removing that which despises us... America doesn't have the balls to remove the other governments from the planet, although we have the technology...
  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Jul 18 2003, 06:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Jul 18 2003, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> some people actually destroyed a McDonald's for anti-americanism and tons of people encouraged them <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Yeah France is that messed up, but some people over here are more or less normal still <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I just thought paris was the wierd part.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Jul 18 2003, 02:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Jul 18 2003, 02:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I check my email, not my courriel (courriel sounds so canadian, not to offend any canadians) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>French</i> Canadian. Most likely Quebecers, the people here in Nova Scotia speak a French thats more beat up than the Cajuns. And I speak not a word of it.
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Cereal_KillR+Jul 18 2003, 06:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Jul 18 2003, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> some people actually destroyed a McDonald's for anti-americanism and tons of people encouraged them <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Yeah France is that messed up, but some people over here are more or less normal still <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Besides the freedom fries thing, what'd we do to **** them off lately o.O
  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liger+Jul 18 2003, 06:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liger @ Jul 18 2003, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I highly doubt the US government will do such globalization...

    Despite the fact that its humanities only real hope... Ah well, I've ceased caring, as every day that goes back reduces the chances of humanity making any lasting impression upon the cosmos... (barring of course Alien intervention, NASA actually making itself worthwhile, some other country procuring the materials to get into space...)

    Meh, do to the high level of technology... our countries are pretty much going to stay the way they are... which is sad... albeit we're finally removing that which despises us... America doesn't have the balls to remove the other governments from the planet, although we have the technology... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You ever heard of Hardliners? All it takes is one fanatic in charge of a global superpower and it can all change. All someone would have to do is force all the nations under an iron clad treaty of serviliaty under threat of nuclear attack (you can tactically nuke a few cities to show you are serious) and then while they are figuring out a way to negotiate peace you can start systematically taking out heads of powers and replacing them with people that work for you. There you go world domination : ).
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