Please, Listen To The Seed's Crying

Psycho-Kinetic_Hyper-GeekPsycho-Kinetic_Hyper-Geek Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9243Banned, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">CAUSED BY PAINFUL THERMAL SHOCK!</div> <a href='http://home.megapass.co.kr/~lefoot/' target='_blank'>http://home.megapass.co.kr/~lefoot/</a>

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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    is this a joke <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    errrr yeah...

    studies have shown that even soaking testicles in hot water for hours every day will result in lower sperm counts in a week or two... but they come back after they are out of a hot environment.

    Nothing to worry about i'm guessing.
  • SycophantSycophant Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7092Members
    edited July 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->DOCTORS ARE WARNING THAT TESTICLES OF THOSE DRIVERS FOR TAXI, BUS, TRUCK.... ARE GETTING WEAKER AND THEIR SPERMATOZOA IS FACED WITH SERIOUS DAMAGE OR DEATH AS THEY STAY OR WORK IN HIGH TEMPERATURE.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    BWAHAHAHA!! "Spermatozoa". <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <span style='color:green'>/me glances around sheepishly</span>

    Sorry, I'm easily amused.


    [<i>edit1</i>] Oh wait, "spermatozoa" is an actual word........ <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Not only that. Cowboys were suffering from potency problems because of the "ball squeezing" action of riding atop a horse all day. Go figure. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    I MUST HAVE THEM NOW!!!!11onetwo3.. (testing)
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    polos lower sperm count too
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Won't sperm burn in that pants?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I thought a lower sperm count made you faster. Oh wait, that's Poly count i'm thinking of.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--X_Stickman+Jul 2 2003, 05:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Jul 2 2003, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I thought a lower sperm count made you faster. Oh wait, that's Poly count i'm thinking of.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /me imagines someone finishing a 100-meter in 4 seconds, looking all blocky because of low poly-counts. "REAL runners don't have feet, they have single-poly BLOCKS!"
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    IT IS WELL KNOWN MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR A MAN OF STERILITY THAT APPLYING A ICE PACK REPEATEDLY ON THE SCROTUM.

    I'm glad I live in a cold country.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Strangely though, large families are a cliché mostly associated with latin countries. Or better yet, take a look at Africa.
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