N S Idol
<div class="IPBDescription">Do you have what it takes?</div> Well following a suggestion in the "unofficial scorpian that hovars without flapping song" thread I've started the offical NS Idol thread. Post your NS songs here and at the end of the thread we'll vote on who gets to be the NS Idol.
I'll start with mine.
"NS takes my COMM away"
Set to the Beatles Yesterday
Yesterday, all my marine buddies seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to play
Oh, i believe in 1.1 someday
Suddenly, I'm not half the rine I used to be,
There's a skulk that's hanging over me.
Oh, they came so suddenly.
Why the Comm had to go I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for more teamplay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play
Now I need a vent to hide away.
Oh, I belive in more teamplay.
Mm mm mm mm mm munch!
I'll start with mine.
"NS takes my COMM away"
Set to the Beatles Yesterday
Yesterday, all my marine buddies seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to play
Oh, i believe in 1.1 someday
Suddenly, I'm not half the rine I used to be,
There's a skulk that's hanging over me.
Oh, they came so suddenly.
Why the Comm had to go I don't know he wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for more teamplay.
Yesterday, NS was such an easy game to play
Now I need a vent to hide away.
Oh, I belive in more teamplay.
Mm mm mm mm mm munch!
Comments
Look what you do to me, I'm utterly at your whim,
All of my defenses down
You kinda look through me with you hive-mind vision,
And I can't get research done
All I can manage to push from my IPs is eaten right on the spot
Everything I intended to do is not possible, no it's not
No way to control it, it's totally out of my hands, whenever skulks are 'round
No way to control it, it's totally out of my hands, all of my structures are down, down down down
Get your CC running
Get into you CommChair!
Looking for some resnodes
But there's aliens everywhere!
I don't know how I'm gonna manage
Take your guns in a love embrace!
I'll pull the "self-destruct" handle
And blow us all into space!
Born to give uuuuup
Born to give uuuuup
Your res is mine, gonna tell you right
Just run away, it's a hopeless fight
I'm stalking you, and I'll eat your face
So give right up, I run this race
C'mon, c'mon, You're tasty right?
I run around, I hide in vents
You'll never win, tell all your friends
I'm often heard, but rarely seen
I'll bite your neck before you scream
Well they say 33's the limit, and for me that's really true
But marine you have seen nothing, just you wait 'till hive two because
I'm skulk, I'm skulk, c'mon
You know I'm skulk, I'm skulk, you know it
You know I'm skulk, I'm skulk, c'mon
And the whole base will be eaten right now just to tell you once again:
Who's skulk?
Move yourself
You always stand about
Never thinking of your future
Prove yourself
You are the skulks you shoot
Take a chance winner/loser!
Look behind
They'll try to sneak right up
You'll have to dodge to not be eaten
Jump, jump around
That is the way to live
So the fighting goes
Owning as a jumping 'rine
Owning as a jumping 'rine (much better than to)
Own with an aim-machine
Owning as a jumping 'rine
Say you don't wanna chance it
You've been chewed on before
Teamwork now! That is the trick to learn
How you're sucking all a-lonely
You, don't lose your mates!
Stick to the ones you know
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be the team! Give your teamwork a chance!
You've got to "team" to succeed!
Owning as a team marine
Owning as a team marine (much better than to)
Own with an aim-machine
Owning as a team marine
'Celerity'
Based on Metallica's "Battery"
Running through the section, returning to the action
Marines are ripped and torn away
Hypnotizing power, eatining all res towers
Celerity is here to stay
Munching through the boundaries
NS_nancy has found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
Nevermind Redemption
cannot kill Celerity
Cannot kill hive family
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
Crushing all mariners, mashing non-JPers
Never ending potency
Hungry violence seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breeding on hive three
Munching through the boundaries
No marine has found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
biting is my passion
cannot kill Celerity
Cannot kill hive three
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
Circle of Destruction, All the skulks comes rushing
Powerhouse of energy
Chewing up a fury, Dominating fully
We create Celerity
Munching through the boundaries
Comm still hasn't found me
cannot stop Celerity
Skulking out aggression
make it a profession
cannot kill Celerity
We owned them with hive three
Celerity is found in me
Celerity
"Africa" by Toto
I hear the skulks echoing tonight
But they can't hear me walking round right here, for I am crouching
They're coming in from a bloody fight
The wounds they got from bullets clearly show, and one is limping
I stopped to pick up a healthpack
Hoping to fight them bravely and to kill them with my boomstick
I'm sure that I won't be a snack
"Hurry boys, I'm waiting here for you!"
It's gonna take a lot to get me away from here
There's no way that a hundred skulks or more can get near
I bless my gun then aim and shoot them all
They'll never get me until medpacks stop to fall
Something's wrong cause my mind's fading,
And everywhere I look there is a fade there waiting.
Aliens jumping on the soldiers dead faces,
Drilling their sickles in the armor cases.
Skulks are dangling from the starship ceiling,
Fades, nodes, gorges, webbing, gasoline,
Aliens seem to know where I'm going,
Everywhere I go there's a fade there waiting
Chorus:
I've got a parasite, in my mind,
I've got a parasite, in my mind,
I've got a parasite, in my mind,
I've got a parasite, in my mind.
The fact that this thread exists hurts my soul.
(Based on an abridged version of 'Love Shack', by the B52's)
If you see a blue waypoint by the side of cargo hold that says
15 meters to the... Hiiiive Sack!
Hive Sack yeeeaaaah
I'm runnin' down the Bast tramway, lookin' for the Refiner-ay
Heading for the Refiner-ay , big Refiner-ay ,
I got me some armor, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the Hive Sack
I got me a shottie, it holds about 30
So 'follow me' and make the skulk blood squirrttyy!
The Hiiive Sack is a little old place where we can get together
Hive Sack baaaabyyyy, hive Sack bay-bee.
Hive baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo Hive baby, that's where it's at
Bang bang bang on the gorge baby!
Talk smack a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the gorge baby!
I can't hear you
Your what?...
OC waaaalllll... busted!
Hive Sack, baby Hive Sack!
Hive Sack, that's where it's at
Pumpin'' and a shootin', killin' and a drillin'' at the Hive Sack
Based on Led Zepplin's "Stairway to Heaven"
There's a Comm who's sure all that glitters is res
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse
And when he gets there he knows if the vents are closed
With a word he can build what he came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse
There's a map on the wall but he wants to be sure
And you know sometimes maps have no meaning
In the vent by the wall there's a lerk who chuckles
Sometimes all of our shots are misleading
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse
There's a feeling I get when I look at the rest
And my team is crying for jetpacks
In my games I have seen rings of marines through the spawn time
And the voices of those who stand armory humping
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse
And it's teamchatted that soon, if we capture that room
Then the Comm will lead us to Maintenence
And a new two-hive lock down will make the game go long
And the voicechat will echo with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your spawn
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a skulk eating your IPs
Yes there are two gates you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the equip you have on
Your voicechat is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The Comm's calling you to save him
Dear marine can't you hear the Comm screaming and did you know
Your phasegate dies on the very next bite
And as we fly on down the vents
Our JPs hover no longer than they should
There walks an alien we all know
Who stomps us out of flight and eats us to show
How a lockdown still turns to us losing
And if you listen very hard
The voicecomm will come to you at last
When all are dead and one is hiding
To Comm and lock two hives and not win, is a 1.1 dream
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse.
There's a Comm who's sure all that glitters is res
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse
And when he gets there he knows if the vents are closed
With a word he can build what he came for
And he's buying a phasegate to eclipse, uh uh uh.
Commander, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence dai-ly
Oh commaaaander, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, a shotgun
Commander, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence dai-ly
Oh commander, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, a shotgun
A shotgun
Making nodes in the afternoon, for the commander
Up in the hive room (making nodes)
I got up, to build the phase
When I get back a skulk
Is chomping the base
Commander, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence dai-ly
Oh commander, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please, a shotgun
A shotgun
Bobo bo bo bo
bobo bo bo bobo, bo bo
Pick it up pick it up
pick it up pick it up
Jubilation, he loves me again
It falls on the floor and I'm laughing
Jubilation, he loves me again
It falls on the floor and I'm laughing
_WARNING_ This is based on a certain fanfic that arose a little time ago...
Ohhh-ohh-oh-ohhh-ohhh... (Oh-hooo!)
Yeahhh, yeahh, yeah, yeahhhh... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)
Beautiful, I just want you to know (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite gorge... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)
I know you gon' lose it, this new Marine sh*t
Come on baby gorg, you gotsta get into it (Oh-hooo!)
Don't fool wit the skulk with the cool whip
Yeah-yeah, you know I'm always on that cool sh*t
Walk to it, do it how you do it
Have a gren, lemme put you in the mood and, (Oh-hooo!)
Lil' cutie lookin' like a alien
Long tounge, wit'cha big fat booty
Back in the days you was a gorg I used to fight wit
Had to tell the onos and lerks to cool it (Oh-hooo!)
The gorg wanna do it, I just might do it
Here to doin some aliens ****
Onos don't worry, I won't abuse it
Rines, Hurry up and finish so we can do it (Oh-hooo!)
I laugh at these 'Rines when they ask who do this
But everybody know my gorg that you is
When I see my baby gorg, ****, I get foolish
Smack another Rine that tries to pursue it (Oh-hooo!)
Homeboy, she taken, just move it
I asked you nicely, don't make the rine lose it
just blow it and keep the flow movin'
In a Comm Chair, me and baby gorg cruisin' (Oh-hooo!)
Body rag interior blue, and
Have them buttons squeakin' when we screwin'
Now she's yellin', hollerin' out Marine, and
Hootin', hollerin'; hollerin', hootin' (Oh-hooo!)
Brown and beautiful, you the one I'm choosin'
Tounge long and pink and curly like you're alien
Keep groovin', that's what we doin'
And we gon' be together until your onos move in... (Oh-hooo!)
Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...
...See I just want you
To know that you are really special...
Ohh why, oh why, oh why, oh why...
Beautiful, I just want you to know (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite gorge... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)
"Cloaker" to the tune of Nine Inch Nail's "Closer":
You let me parasite you.
You let me leap and bite you.
You let me perforate you.
You let me umbra r*pe you.
Help me.
I broke apart carapace.
Help me.
I've got no res to sell.
Help me.
The only thing that works for me;
Help me hide away from myself.
I want to stalk you like an animal.
I want to see your look of suprise.
I want to stalk you like an animal.
My cloaking senses are flawed.
You give me res to evolve.
You can have my infestation.
You can have the growth that it brings.
You can have my defense upgrades.
You can have my celerity.
Help me.
You tear down our chambers.
Help me.
Your phermones I smell.
Help me.
You make me regen.
Help me change into something else.
I want to stalk you like an animal.
I want to see your look of suprise.
I want to stalk you like an animal.
My cloaking senses are flawed.
You give me res to evolve.
Through every station, above the wall
within the D chambers, which heal all
I defend the gorge inside our hive.
You are the reason I must survive.
Trent's doing the Doom III soundtrack, just a lil FYI
Trent's doing the Doom III soundtrack, just a lil FYI <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, he's not anymore. He stopped working on DOOM III due to schedule conflicts w/ doing a new albulm. And he wasn't just doing the soundtrack, oh no, he was doing the sound effects too, just like he did for Quake 1.
/me sad :(
It's just I would have gone with an older song.
"Don't love them Noobs"
Based on Snoop Dogg's "ain't no fun"
When I met you last night Gorgy
Before you laid down your strat
I had respect for ya Gorgy
But now I take it all back
Cuz you saved all your res
And ya even dropped some O's
Leave your teamates with no defense
And I promise Gorgy, I won't like you at all
Next time I'm feelin kinda Gorgy
You can come on over, and I'll break you off some D
And if you can't devolve, that day, Gorge
Just lay back, and and shut your mouth
Cuz I have never
met a Noob
That I love
in the whole wide world
Well, if dr.d (hehe) gave a f*ck about a Noob I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherf*ckin res I'd be a joke
I gets lerked and looney, grunt you can't Do Me
Do we like BBQ, you soon to be a meal to me
I have no love for noobs
That's somethin I learned in Scott's House
so how the f*ck am I supposed
to pay this Gorge, just to lay his O
I know the base has mines, I'm'a skulk a couple more times
And then I'm through to it, there's nothing else to do but kill it
Pass it to the homie, now you leap it
Cuz grunts ain't nuthin but a snack to me
And ya'll know, that noobs ain't sh*t to me
i gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm dr.d
Grunt you'll never be more than a snack to me, trick a$$ beeeitch!
It ain't no fun, if the skulkies can't have D's
Guess who back in the motherf*ckin hive
With a fat D chamber for your motherf*ckin behind
Grunts recognize, Noobs do too
Cuz when grunts get skanless and pull a JP voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that Gorge
Silly of me to fall in line with a Noob
Knowin d*mn well, I'm too caught up with my res
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many grunts wanna f*ck this Gorge named dr.d, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my claws to get caught up with you Noobs
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a D or three
Cause you know I gunna put em
Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my res flow
One for the Hive, two for the Skulks
Three to get rushing, and four to heal the O's
In my Hall, fo sure, WoL to be exact
With grunts on my side, and grunts on back
So back up grunts cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your JPs and then start falling cuz of
these motherf*ckin webs in your way
It's me, dr.d the Gorge with the clout
Whoo!
I grew up listening to that stuff... *Shakes fist at parents!*
wtg guys
I think I'll try a shot at another one. This one is "Am I Onos?" to the tune of Metallica's cover of "Am I Evil".
<b>Am I Onos?</b>
My mother was mucus, she was our third hive
Thankless little puss, for her horde I strived
Shoot her down now, this base in outer space
All blistered and burnt, from all the grenades
One hundred res, everything was nice
Gonna smash 'em, make 'em pay the price
See the scared look in their eyes
Stomping time.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
I eat man
Yes I am.
As I watched my hive die, I lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to charge until dead
Takin' no chances, use primal scream
I'll devour you to the bone, waste your hmg.
One hundred res, everything was nice
Gonna smash 'em, make 'em pay the price
See the scared look in their eyes
Stomping time.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
I eat man
Yes I am.
On with the massacre, I'll stomp your pride
I'll strip your armor down, I'll see you hide.
Your heavy armor's gone, down to none
With no ammo left, inside your gun.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
I eat man
Yes I am.
I'll make my resistance, I'll dodge your fire
You can come with me, sweet devour
My hive is long forgot, not my own
Lovely primal scream, take me home.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
I eat man
Yes I am.
Energy is running low, need some health
Sent to avenge my hive, stomp myself
My hive is long forgot, not my own
Lovely primal scream, take me home.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
Yes I am.
Am I Onos?
Yes I f**kin am.
Am I Onos?
I eat man, yeah!