My Theory Regarding Flayra

Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Aka, plausable deniability</div> This was originally a reply in a general discussion post about how great Flayra is (seriously, it was titled 'is flayra a god' or something <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->). Having written it, I thought it was quite amusing (I am tired now, it might not be so funny in the morning), and I thought I should share the goodness, since it isnt going to get read much as a reply in another thread. It was in reply to someone saying they think Flayra is a brain hooked up to the NS forums and he plays NS through the power of thought, hence he doesnt need money for food. (another good theory)

"Don't you get it? Flayra is the commander of the Frontiersmen sent back from the future to train us all in preparation for when the Kharra attack for real. Being able to play as the aliens gives us an opportunity to better understand Kharra tactics so that we can more effectively fight them.

The same is true for CS, it is a trainning program for Counterterrorist teams. Unfortunatly, it was a total failure, as it was soon discovered that the best players had no real skill and just used hax, so there was no way of finding the genuinely good players.

As for the original half-life, two words: plausible deniability.

If some guy said 'I was at black mesa! There were aliens and monsters and the millitary tried to kill me!'

You would think: 'Nutjob. It's a GAME man.....'

And if any of you remember UFO: enemy unknown... thats right.....

FEAR TEH S3CT01DS!!! "

(I would make a link to the original topic but i don't know how)

I actually got this next bit from something someone posted on an X-COM website (before x-com was R.I.P). His name was AgentX, and I notice there is an Agent X on these boards, so if that is you AgentX, this is just a tribute! (I've used that excuse twice now <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> )

It is also theorised that Canada does not exist. It was invented some time in the 60's when the president at the time (im British so I have no idea who that was) got drunk and decided to invent a country. When he woke up with a splitting hangover, it was too late! The CIA had already gone around changing every map in the world to include Canada, and planting plain-clothes operatives to quash any rumours that Canada didn't exist. Anyone who said 'Hang on, there never used to be a country bordering us other than mexico, did there?' was soon ridiculed by all the people who didn't want to look ignorant by admitting they never noticed it either.

So the president was left with no choice but to re-inforce the public's belief in Canada. He and his advisors gave Canada its own accent (not a very creative one, he just took the american accent and tweaked it a little), it's own sport (ice hockey, whoever created that was OBVIOUSLY drunk at the time), and even it's own animals, like the Beaver and the Moose (actually imported from parts of Scandinavia).

In order to keep up the illusion of Canada's existence, flights to Canada were created. Obviously they don't actually fly to Canada, as it doesn't exist, they fly to another part of America where all the residents are paid actors and pretend to be Canadian (and they are very convincing I have to say). So if you think you've been to Canada, you haven't.

Anyone claiming to be from Canada is lying. If they say they they are from Canada they must be a government agent. This is how agents identify each other in the field.

As for Alaska, it is, tragically, just a gravy stain spilt on the map before it went to the printer's. The guy who spilt the gravey tried to cover it up by writing 'Alaska' next to it and pretending it was a state of America (which obviously can't be because its not even connected to the USA! Why didn't he just pretend it was part of Canada?).

So now you know the truth. Be afraid, be very afriad. And keep watching the skies.

[No offence meant to anyone from Canada, your country is great! Besides, this wasn' t my idea originally...]

Comments

  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Ah Agent X, havent heard that name in years.
    I suppose I should burn hard copies of the evidence of his existance.

    Anyway Flayra, definitly exists, unless they got to him 1st...
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Someone has too much free time <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    NOOO! It is not Canada and Slaska that do not exist, it is WYOMING!

    Proof? <a href='http://www.sambito.net/mullet/wyoming.html' target='_blank'>How's this?</a>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited June 2003
    <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Psst... I can tell you about AgentX, but you'll have to be very, very discrete with these sorts of things. Now, listen...</span> AAAaaaah! *kicking and screaming, is dragged into a black van by four men in suits*
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Onos! They have discovered us! SCATTER!

    /me escapes by way of the back alley
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Argh! they got me!

    /me gets crammed into Black LTD
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Ssh! The enemy approaches. The sensory towers work! Now, all we have to do is research those heavy machineguns, frame-rate jetpacks, and HOLY CRAP A RHINO!
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I believe the same goes for DoD.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Ah, so they have time-machine technolohy as well. It all makes sense now.
  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    in wisconsin we drive to canada so we can buy beer at 18.
  • BlaqWolfBlaqWolf Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1667Members
    So what about SARS? is that just a lie that the gov't is telling us? or is it a governmental weapon meant to scare us? O_o
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jun 19 2003, 04:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jun 19 2003, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As for the original half-life, two words: plausible deniability.
    If some guy said 'I was at black mesa! There were aliens and monsters and the millitary tried to kill me!'
    You would think: 'Nutjob. It's a GAME man.....'

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG I KNEW IT! TH E MATRIX IS REAL!!

    But no one belives me thwy say its just a movie. NO ITS NOT its just another measure of control to make us think its just a movie! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RionRion Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7752Members
    I have a supposed friend in Canada who denies all of this.. I'll take that as 100% proof of this being true.. if it wasn't a CIA agent they would just play along.. I hope I'm not bugged.. can Kharaa get motion tracking?
  • ka0ska0s Join Date: 2003-04-19 Member: 15657Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DY357LX+Jun 19 2003, 05:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DY357LX @ Jun 19 2003, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Someone has too much free time <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would have to agree... I am definatly not going to read that long long post <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--BlaqWolf+Jun 20 2003, 04:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BlaqWolf @ Jun 20 2003, 04:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So what about SARS? is that just a lie that the gov't is telling us? or is it a governmental weapon meant to scare us? O_o <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Less curious people.

    Maby this is it, just watch out for the sectiods....
  • airyKairyK Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11126Members
    ive always thought as flayra being a normal person who made the best mod for halflife that ive ever seen. ah you guys are right, flayra is a god!
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    I've been to black mesa. Yeah it's true! For some strange reason, I was eating my dinner in Xen when all of a sudden, a flash of green light.. and I was in black mesa! Can you believe it?!

    Well, being angry that I didn't get to finish my meal, I looked for something to eat. Naturally, once I saw this being in a lab coat, I wanted it. So, long story short, I ate the head, and now I have a body! Ain't that grand?

    Haw]{eye the headcrab
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