Does Your Computer Ever Act Wierdly?

Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Mine seems to almost constantly...</div> I have something of a love/hate relationship with my computer; I love it because it provides me with NS and, the NS forums, but my computer seems to hate me, as it has now done the following:

It has:

-Decided it is a 1.15mhz (it is supposed to be a 1.8)
-Decided it doesn't want to be a part of the network any more, and refuse point blank to even acknowlege that there is another computer on the network (it still does this)
-Decided it can't play half-life (illegal operation)
-Decided it can only play NS if I load a game of regular half-life first (it still does this <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> )
-Decided that it won't let me get to any of the sites I have bookmarked except for google. (no, they were not just all down at the same time, because I could get to them from another computer. This was 10 minutes ago and im not sure if it's fixed yet.....)
-Decided it will suddenly make the screen go all liney and crash
-Decided it needs to change my display drivers which have worked perfectly fine until now
-Decided it will contract 16 (yes, 16) viruses in one day (that is, 16 infected files, 2 actual viruses)
-Decided it will not let me turn left in a Lucasarts adventure game who's name I will not mention...

I am starting to get afraid of my computer now; every time I turn it on I live in fear of an all-to-familiar error message appearing......

AAAAGH!! STRESS!!!!

P.S, if I get a 'this page cannot be displayed' message when I try to post this I think I will go and cry <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
(but if you are reading this I probably didn't)

Comments

  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    At least your comp doesn't decide to BSOD you whenever you use the shortcut keys on Winamp.

    And as for your problems, all I can say is welcome to the club of people who are generally hated by computers.
  • p4Samwisep4Samwise Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10831Members
    Is your operating system any of:

    1) Windows 3.1?
    2) Windows 95?
    3) Windows 98?
    4) Windows ME?

    If so, I know what your problem is.
  • marksman_not_newbiemarksman_not_newbie Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16009Members
    heh, mine is oh trusty XP dont u know, still ****.
    but i think its a hardware problem:
    I was just finishing a model for a half life2 mod i was working on and was looking at it proudly, just about to save it when -

    THE FRICKIN THING RESTARTED. I MEAN WHAT THE CRAP! ITS STUPIDLY THICK!

    ahem, i have had to do it all again. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->


    But its done now <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> and looks beter than ever <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • JaspJasp Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13076Members
    Well it decides it doesnt like working and resets itself when i power it up 3 times then works perfectly :/, No sense at all.

    Also doesnt play DOS games **** of a PC i like my settlers 2.

    Also wont let me install anything over 100 meg if im on the internet insto crash if i try :/.

    Random blue screen crashs in map changes on HL never in the game only on a map change <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Well my problem is probably to do with my graphics card. (the internet explorer thing has magically fixed itself)

    It just really p****s me of that my computer can work fine for 2 months and then suddenly get heaps of problems! I would just like to know what actually went wrong which screwed it up so badly.... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    And I can't do system restore because it's win98.....

    Oh well. Seems to be working fine atm. Until I try to play NS......
  • DoADrunkMonkeyDoADrunkMonkey Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11902Members
    FORMAT

    it seems to fix most of any problem i ever have.
  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Yup Nil... I share your pain. My computer is acting so strangely last month that I'm going nuts... And I'm too lazy to reinstall everything. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Well, my copy of Windows isn't actually mine :X

    So I can't reformat because I can't get windows back. Also, We have a network connection set up, and if the hard-drive was formatted, I would have no idea how to get it back <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    My computer has an attitude problem:

    I had a mic, it was crap, but it worked over Voice Comm on half life. I went out and brought a headset, came back, plugged it in (no software or anything) and then the computer decided that hey, it just didn't want to run Voice Comm any more. In short, the sound drivers appear to have corrupted themselves. Or something.

    It will randomly crash in a game of HL (normal problem, i know) but instead of just crashing to desktop, it will simply freeze the game. I can ctrl+alt+delete it, but then the screen goes all flickery, the resolution goes down to what can only be described as 100X100, and the colours mess up.

    Randomly BSODs on start up.

    On some reboots, it just won't run half life at all, requiring another restart

    I got fed up with it about a week ago, and told the computer (yes, i speak to it) that i'm going to format it. I started putting all the things i wanted to keep in a folder to put on another computer on the network. It crashed half way through just getting some files into one folder. Ok, fine. Restarted, got it done, but then it decided that it didn't <b>want</b> to be formatted, and then wouldn't allow me to access the network (crashed).

    My computer has a (split) Personality. And recently, my keyboard has stopped performing as it should. ctrl+c won't copy, and i can't use the arrow buttons to navigate pages. I think i must have some form of virus or something on here
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    My computer did that too!
    It is supposed to be 1.1 Ghz, and for some strange reason, it wants to believe it is ~850 mhz.

    Here is a list of weird querks my computer does:

    Thinks it is ~850 Mhz when it is supposed to be 1.1 Ghz.
    When I bring up the search box, windows wants to install components that it can't find (I have to hit cancel about 5 times).
    Can run half-life, quake3, black & white with ease, but can't load 13 MB of mem required to play blood.
    Occasionally, my computer will not boot up at all until I blow dust mites out of my computer (anybody else have this problem?).
    No matter how many F@#$! times I remove quicktime, it reinstalls itself and onto the task bar.

    God I hate quicktime!
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Nil_IQ+Jun 19 2003, 05:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Jun 19 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, my copy of Windows isn't actually mine :X

    So I can't reformat because I can't get windows back. Also, We have a network connection set up, and if the hard-drive was formatted, I would have no idea how to get it back <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My suggestion would be to find a trustworthy and competent computer-savy friend, wine him and dine him, and then beg him on hands and knees to fix your issues. Most of the ones listed are fixable, although a couple are very possibly results of failing hardware.

    If we really need to, we can go through here and examine some of your issues line by line. But we will need a lot more info on your hardware and OS setup. And a better description of some of these symptoms (like the part where you have one processor and the computer reports another - is it listed wrong when the computer boots up? In msconfig? Somewhere else? That's often a voltage problem, for example)...
  • RhuadinRhuadin Join Date: 2003-06-05 Member: 17023Members
    I agree with MonsE, however, wining and dining probably also implies offering your computer friend certain carnal favors, judging by the severity of your problems. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    (Hope that doesn't set off the filters <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )

    Rhuadin
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    i treat my computer good, clean it, feed it, you know the usual... but sometime when she has her period... she gets angry and makes a sceen over nothing, it's emberasing when we have guests <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I get the BSOD when I try to get the Character Map up.
  • IcarusIcarus Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15706Members
    My computer... is Borked Currently.
    Lets see, it wont let my brother access it even though it has no password (from his comp over network).
    It randomly decides to crash Photo Shop 7 randomly <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    I decides to change my fonts randomly <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
    It also crashed while level editing (Serious Sam: The Second Encounter) several times.
    It also got rid of my My Documents and IE icons <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Im running Windows 2000 Professional.
  • ka0ska0s Join Date: 2003-04-19 Member: 15657Members
    I get the most ****ed up errors on my pc. But behold I have a prebuilt pc but of coarse they are going to act like crap. Next one I shall get my own and constrct it. Ok back to your errors have any errors just log on to gamesnet.net and join #hardware they fizx your stuff or just go to <a href='http://www.techtv.com' target='_blank'>www.techtv.com</a> they will also help your needs. They have helped mine about 2454 times so far <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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