What Is 100%?

KillymageeKillymagee Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3136Members
edited April 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">something to ponder</div> To all of you out there that "CLAIM " to give + 100 %

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, and **** will put you over the top.

But, look how far **** kissing will take you.

A ** K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I N T I M I D A T I O N
    9 14 20 9 13 9 4 1 20 9 15 14 = 137 %

    apparently I'm gonna go far <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FieariFieari Join Date: 2002-10-22 Member: 1566Members, Constellation
    edited April 2003
    COMPETENCY = 119%

    I think this is a better thing to shoot for, really.
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  • KillymageeKillymagee Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3136Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WHO]Them+Apr 27 2003, 12:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Apr 27 2003, 12:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I N T I M I D A T I O N
    9 14 20 9 13 9 4 1 20 9 15 14 = 137 %

    apparently I'm gonna go far <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hahahaha
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--[WHO]Them+Apr 27 2003, 12:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([WHO]Them @ Apr 27 2003, 12:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I N T I M I D A T I O N
    9 14 20 9 13 9 4 1 20 9 15 14 = 137 %

    apparently I'm gonna go far <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    pwn <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    G O R G E -- R U S H I N G
    7 15 18 7 5 18 21 19 8 9 14 7

    148%

    In what may be the 1st ever time I use the alien/marine little pictures:
    The <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> wants you to bring it, jarheads!
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  • PanzerOxPanzerOx Join Date: 2003-04-22 Member: 15754Members
    F*CK-UP = 76%

    true...
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  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    NUB = 37%

    fired.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    lol
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  • PanzerOxPanzerOx Join Date: 2003-04-22 Member: 15754Members
    G O D = 26%

    P A N Z E R O X = 119%

    har!
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    U N S C R U P U L O U S = 198%

    Pwned.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    L I K U = 52%
    12 9 11 21

    C H R I S S A B J A N (My real name)= 95%
    3 8 18 19 19 1 2 10 1 14
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  • roachemsroachems Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15148Members
    ahh thats funny ****
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  • PegenatorPegenator Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11269Members
    Haha... How about

    N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Pegenator+Apr 26 2003, 11:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pegenator @ Apr 26 2003, 11:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Haha... How about

    N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    N A T U R A L S E L E C T I O N = 189 %

    14 1 20 21 18 1 12 19 5 12 5 3 20 9 15 14
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    not bad, now take the Devs and the PTs ad them together and you see just how much has gone into it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    hmm

    T H A N S A L
    20 8 1 14 19 1 12 = 75, hmm, not exactly right

    A L E X A N D E R
    1 12 5 24 1 14 4 5 18 = 84, no still not right, wait no one calls me Alexander it is ALWAYS Alex

    A L E X
    1 12 5 24 = 42, yah THAT is ablought right <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Apr 27 2003, 06:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Apr 27 2003, 06:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not bad, now take the Devs and the PTs ad them together and you see just how much has gone into it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Let's not and say we didn't.
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  • WilkinsWilkins Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14556Members
    Well, with my name, i'm at about 97%, so, I GENERALLY work hard <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I also have mathmatical proof that we would have won the war.

    We pit Bush against Iraq, and heres the final score...
    Bush=50%
    Iraq=45%
    France=47% <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Oh, and if you know what Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoconiosis is (lung disease), you know that your chance of dying from it is 493% <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SnO0PySnO0Py Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14092Members
    R E T A R D A T I O N = 125%

    Hmm...
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    hmph... word length.. how trite.
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  • SnO0PySnO0Py Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14092Members
    Lol, I was just saying "this % thing is bull".
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Silent But Violent

    219% Skilled player.
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  • Smoke_NovaSmoke_Nova Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8697Members
    L A Z I N E S S = 104%

    11 1 26 9 14 5 19 19

    and while...

    F L A Y R A = 63%

    6 12 1 25 18 1

    C H A R L I E C L E V E L A N D = 134%

    3 8 1 18 12 9 5 3 12 5 22 5 12 1 14 4

    and

    M O N S E = 66%

    13 15 14 19 5

    N E D P Y L E = 81%

    14 5 4 16 25 12 5
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  • SnO0PySnO0Py Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14092Members
    OMG! MONSE HIGHER THAN FLAYRA??? H4X!!!
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Haha, very excellent.

    It's proven, then, Flay > Monse.

    Then again, limberger cheese > Monse. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited April 2003
    S H A M E L E S S T H R E A D

    19 8 1 13 5 19 19 20 8 18 5 1 4

    This thread = 130<u>+</u>% pointless

    Everyone except Cyanide is fired

    gg
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  • ArcadiusArcadius Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15491Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Apr 27 2003, 10:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Apr 27 2003, 10:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This thread = 130<u>+</u>% pointless <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed, but this thread sure is funny.
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    That's... a serious logic flaw.
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  • JoltGrisJoltGris Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11143Members
    this thread is 27%

    7 1 19


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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--JoltGris+May 4 2003, 11:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JoltGris @ May 4 2003, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> this thread is 27%

    7 1 19


    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Very cute... Could have used another word though.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Banana = 33% = ownz
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