The Perfect Gamer
PerfectionsFlaw
Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
Join Date: 2003-02-14 Member: 13555Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Short story, really really short story.</div> <b>'The Perfect Gamer'</b>
It's four o' clock pm and he is sitting happily drinking his pepsi cola in front of his glowing monitor. The room is pitch black because his eyes need to adjust and be able to make out every pixel that is the enemy. He dragged his sister's computer into the room so that he could play mp3s because face it he needs the fps! His surround sound speakers talk to him in the echoes of game intros and the beautiful selection click. He searches amongst the piled servers for the highest ping and largest amount of players. When finally he stumbles upon a team death match with a ping of fifty-two mili-seconds! He watches his teammate in camera chase mode and laughs as he is sprayed down by an uzi nine mili-meter. Bullets and blood rain down across his screen splashing onto his camera view. He doesn't take long to pick his weapons because any good gamer has a pre-configured selection. Quickly he spawns and <b><i>::BANG::</b></i> a rifle boomed across his dolby digital surround sound six speaker with subwoofer set. The bullet hit him dead on killing him instantaneously as it ripped through his... foot. The mundane echoe of the shell casing hitting the floor jingled in his twisted little mind. The first three letters to rip out of his console are <b><i>"WTH!?!?!"</b></i>
It's four o' clock pm and he is sitting happily drinking his pepsi cola in front of his glowing monitor. The room is pitch black because his eyes need to adjust and be able to make out every pixel that is the enemy. He dragged his sister's computer into the room so that he could play mp3s because face it he needs the fps! His surround sound speakers talk to him in the echoes of game intros and the beautiful selection click. He searches amongst the piled servers for the highest ping and largest amount of players. When finally he stumbles upon a team death match with a ping of fifty-two mili-seconds! He watches his teammate in camera chase mode and laughs as he is sprayed down by an uzi nine mili-meter. Bullets and blood rain down across his screen splashing onto his camera view. He doesn't take long to pick his weapons because any good gamer has a pre-configured selection. Quickly he spawns and <b><i>::BANG::</b></i> a rifle boomed across his dolby digital surround sound six speaker with subwoofer set. The bullet hit him dead on killing him instantaneously as it ripped through his... foot. The mundane echoe of the shell casing hitting the floor jingled in his twisted little mind. The first three letters to rip out of his console are <b><i>"WTH!?!?!"</b></i>
Comments
First and foremost, if he were the true perfect gamer he'd be downing Bawls.
Second, if his rig was truely "elite" he'd be able to run winamp and cs at the same time. The game engine is 4 years old for pete's sake.
Third, what kinda gamer searches for the HIGHEST ping? :P
Fourth, he'd be screaming "WTH!!!!!12" not "WTH" ;)
[edit]darn the admins and their censoring of l thirty-three t!