Help The Noobs
<div class="IPBDescription">for just pennies a day</div> For those of you who missed it becasue of the inevitable banning/nuking/complete and utter destruction of the thread, somebody thought of starting a thread to post hacks to help the noobs feel better about themselves, then the thread dissapeared (thank you moderators).
Anyway, through this I found a better way for helping those who are less fortunate to have little or no 1337 skills. Yes whether you like it or not, there are those out there who have never felt the joy of a legitimate frag, who has never been out of the negative scores. But worry not, for there is hope.
Yes, for just pennies a day you can sponsor your own noob. With you donation he/she will learn the skillz necessary to get that eve elusive frag. Your donation will also help buy them better equipment and teach them to type faster and what "1337" and "noob" actually mean.
Upon first payment, you will be sent a photgraph of your sponserd noob, and a certificate that states that you care about the noobs and are doing your part to help them grow and develop into productive and sucessful members of the gaming community.
Yes, there is a problem, but with your help we can stop the madness and put an end to this travesty. So please, pick up your phone and call now, and if you do it within the next 10 replies, you get a free tenko sports watch.
Please call 1-800-555-NOOB for more information, and maybe together, we can stop this condition.
(this is what happens when I post at 3:00 in the morning, I come up with some messed up stuff)
Anyway, through this I found a better way for helping those who are less fortunate to have little or no 1337 skills. Yes whether you like it or not, there are those out there who have never felt the joy of a legitimate frag, who has never been out of the negative scores. But worry not, for there is hope.
Yes, for just pennies a day you can sponsor your own noob. With you donation he/she will learn the skillz necessary to get that eve elusive frag. Your donation will also help buy them better equipment and teach them to type faster and what "1337" and "noob" actually mean.
Upon first payment, you will be sent a photgraph of your sponserd noob, and a certificate that states that you care about the noobs and are doing your part to help them grow and develop into productive and sucessful members of the gaming community.
Yes, there is a problem, but with your help we can stop the madness and put an end to this travesty. So please, pick up your phone and call now, and if you do it within the next 10 replies, you get a free tenko sports watch.
Please call 1-800-555-NOOB for more information, and maybe together, we can stop this condition.
(this is what happens when I post at 3:00 in the morning, I come up with some messed up stuff)
Comments
Or are you serious? LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Or are you serious? LOL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
apart from a rare few (me!) who read everything on the mod, BEFORE he played....so no n00b questions from me! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
n00b catologe- choose who to sponser!
Information pack on how to care for your n00b.
once you have chosen your n00b, you will recieve monthly updates from them!
yes! they have the brain-cells to WRITE? you ask? well yes! because these n00bs have been trained to...Read the..MANUAL before playing! to avoid those REALLY STUPID questions!...
sign up today and..YES! you will recieve...A FREE PEN! WOW!
Could I get a card with thier picture in it that says something like "I <3 j00 $4|_+Y" in crayon?
Or maybe "All your thank you are belong to us!!!!11111" Aw! he was thankfull! that little scamp!
The only help line a noob will ever need.