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[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">"The Best Page in the Universe"</div> hello there cats and kittens.

Many of you probably know about the maddox site, this post isn't for you, this is for the ones that haven't seen it.

<a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/' target='_blank'>http://maddox.xmission.com/</a>

it's a bit of reading, but there hasn't been an article on there where I could actually read the whole thing through without laughing so hard that I couldn't open my eyes.
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    I <3 maddox. there are so many rips of his site though its annoying.
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  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    Maddox's site is pretty old, I've been going there for ages. He's one of the best trolls out there.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Maddox is great.
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  • ObliteraterObliterater Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9652Members
    Yep, that page is extremly funny
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    maddox=xbox hater, so therefore, I hate him with a passion becoming of one who has sold several soul-like organs to posses such an object.
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  • FinaFina Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3267Members
    Don't worry about it. Maddox hates everything.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    xbox is the sux
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    you wont be saying that when one falls from the sky and hits you over the head! You wont becuase you'll be dead(or paraplegic) what other console can do that?
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    sorry, not gonna happen, xbox has inferior guidance systems than playstation 2.

    I think you guys are forgetting the political battle in japan over whether it was legal to export the ps2 since the video hardware was more advanced than the stuff they use for landscape recognition in missiles.

    pffft, you drop that xbox from the sky and 3 days later it hit's the plane you dropped it from, thats just how "teh sux" it is.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Who said anything about guidance systems? The only guidance I need is good old fashioned gravity, and the amount of pull it has on an object weighing in upwards of 1800lbs.(although has suprisingly large amounts of empty space inside)



    o yea, and it's got better video hardware.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    arguing over which is better between a gaming console and a small computer with giant parachute-like controllers is dumb. Microsoft is the root of all evil and always will be.
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  • MeltedSnowmanMeltedSnowman Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7779Members
    I spent about an hour reading random articles.

    That was pretty funny. Worthy of a bookmark.
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Here's my favorite part
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->3. The controller is almost as big as my nuts.
    This has to be by far the shittiest controller packed with a home console ever. What were they thinking? Over 25% of the surface area on the controller is wasted by a giant green Xbox jewel--you know, in case you forget what system you're playing in between loading screens. You can seriously drop the controller onto a cat from 5 feet and break its back... so I've heard.

    What Microsoft should have done was team up with Sega to buy all their unsold Dreamcasts and just use them as controllers for the Xbox. It probably would have been smaller than the 8 lb atrocity that they have now.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <img src='http://maddox.xmission.com/xbox1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    roflmao, forgot about that pic
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    LOL, maddox owns. There's simply so much content on there. The best thing I've read by him is "Faded Jeans are for ****!" Because it's SO TRUE!
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    man im starting to see guys wear pre-faded jeans. Makes me wanta bang my head on a wall.
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  • CatpokerCatpoker Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 816Members
    that guy is great
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  • DezmodiumDezmodium Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1575Members
    Maddox is the best TROLL ever. we all know it. we all love it.


    PS. email him your praise. encourage him to wirte more articles. It is a good thing
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