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I took the liberty of hax0ring my cookies and made 20 of those votes. I also voted down everything else. Evil, but this is too important to let foolish things like morals get in our way (j/k if you are that stupid).
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<!--QuoteBegin--relsan+Jan 11 2003, 03:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (relsan @ Jan 11 2003, 03:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->where is all this happening?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> There is a link in the opening post on this thread.
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I've been voting 1 for everything other than the Onos for an hour and a half straight. Also, I emailed Fragmaster of PHL fame about this. Could be a bad thing, but it's too late now.
o0o0o0o! here is a plan! If the Onos gets on the soda bottle Flayra can sue the soda company and make millions to fund natural selection!!! <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
Jones Soda > Coke Pepsi, and sprite plus all the other stuff out there<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I like it, but not as much as Bawls.
<a href='http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=84481&order=rank&offset=2' target='_blank'>http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?...r=rank&offset=2</a> omfg humina humina! that is a hottie!
<!--QuoteBegin--404NotFound+Jan 11 2003, 01:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (404NotFound @ Jan 11 2003, 01:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Onos is #1 once again!
<a href='http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=84481&order=rank&offset=2' target='_blank'>http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?...r=rank&offset=2</a> omfg humina humina! that is a hottie!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Looks like my ex girlfriend, with bigger teeth. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
while 1; do for zombie in /*zombie_host_list*/ do; ssh -t $zombie 'cat sniffed_html | telnet www.jonessoda.com 80'; done (or just put a simple script that opens new sessions to the server at random times on a corporation's squid server) (No, that won't really work, but that is the kind of thins I _would_ do to promote ns if the need arises <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )
They've done that to a Blockbuster's ad campaign, too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> They had to shut down email accounts due to a bad ad dissing gamers more than describing us.
the thing is, i think they put like 100 different pictures on the jones soda bottles. everyone i have ever seen had a new picture on it, so the chances of someone getting an onos are still pretty slim...
Anyone notice how half of them have high scores because there are women in bikinis? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Anyways, it's the most popular on the site. With any luck, when I head down to Wal-Mart, I might be seeing an Onos staring at me from a soda bottle.
Heck. Lets put all the pics up of the different races, now that we can rock the vote we could have a matching set of soda.... Skulk, Gorge, Lerk, Fade, and Onos. (Oh and a hive one too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Then we could get some frontiersmen ones...
Heck... Do you realize what this means? It means we could put whatever we want on that soda bottle... I'm serious.... WHATEVER WE WANT.
Someone said something about controlling the future... We have superiority over the vote there... Wouldnt be suprised if jones soda turned into a photoshoppers hangout <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Looks like my ex girlfriend, with bigger teeth. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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There is a link in the opening post on this thread.
Jones Soda > Coke Pepsi, and sprite plus all the other stuff out there
Jones Soda > Coke Pepsi, and sprite plus all the other stuff out there<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I like it, but not as much as Bawls.
<a href='http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=84481&order=rank&offset=2' target='_blank'>http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?...r=rank&offset=2</a> omfg humina humina! that is a hottie!
<a href='http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=84481&order=rank&offset=2' target='_blank'>http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?...r=rank&offset=2</a> omfg humina humina! that is a hottie!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Looks like my ex girlfriend, with bigger teeth. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
(or just put a simple script that opens new sessions to the server at random times on a corporation's squid server)
(No, that won't really work, but that is the kind of thins I _would_ do to promote ns if the need arises <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> )
*rustle rustle rustle*
Ah-HAH!
<a href='http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2002-06-24' target='_blank'>http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2002-06-24</a>
Check at the bottom.
"If only I could figure out a way to use this power for evil"
I'll have to admit though, after looking through alot of the other submissions that the onos is the best one i could see. Heh. ;D
Anyways, it's the most popular on the site. With any luck, when I head down to Wal-Mart, I might be seeing an Onos staring at me from a soda bottle.
Heck. Lets put all the pics up of the different races, now that we can rock the vote we could have a matching set of soda.... Skulk, Gorge, Lerk, Fade, and Onos. (Oh and a hive one too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> )
Then we could get some frontiersmen ones...
Heck... Do you realize what this means? It means we could put whatever we want on that soda bottle... I'm serious.... WHATEVER WE WANT.
Someone said something about controlling the future... We have superiority over the vote there... Wouldnt be suprised if jones soda turned into a photoshoppers hangout <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Yeah, right.