So Stupid, It's Funny

Evil_Timmy

<div class="IPBDescription">welcome to my world...</div> Since I'm in Hong Kong, I generally play on non-primarily-English-language-servers. This means that an inordinate amount of players (a) came fresh from years of daily CS play, and (b) have no idea what any of the ingame messages mean. One player was pretty much brand new to aliens, so of course was the only gorge. The marine team was incredibly inept, but so were the aliens. I joined, and instantly shot to 33 resources. Aliens didn't have a second hive, and marines hadn't expanded out of their base, but the game was 25 minutes in. I asked one gorge (before I knew his skill level) to build some defenses near the engine room. I told him to build offense chambers, so we could hold our (at the time) only hive. A few minutes later, I noticed a couple of yellow circles, along with this gorge, near the large rotating door, so I ran to help. He managed to yell 'heeeeeeeeelp' before dying, but despite the circles all being right next to him (and the defenses he built) there were no turret-kill messages popping up. I ran to investigate, and found three marines knifing the gorge's defenses.

Twenty sensory towers.

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So...how've your games been?

Fantasmo

So your observation is that somebody new doesn't know how to play the game...

I vote to close this thread.

Nukeitalll

I think I just vomited. yep.

Archzai

<!--QuoteBegin--Evil Timmy+Dec 11 2002, 09:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Evil Timmy @ Dec 11 2002, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Since I'm in Hong Kong, I generally play on non-primarily-English-language-servers. This means that an inordinate amount of players (a) came fresh from years of daily CS play, and (b) have no idea what any of the ingame messages mean. One player was pretty much brand new to aliens, so of course was the only gorge. The marine team was incredibly inept, but so were the aliens. I joined, and instantly shot to 33 resources. Aliens didn't have a second hive, and marines hadn't expanded out of their base, but the game was 25 minutes in. I asked one gorge (before I knew his skill level) to build some defenses near the engine room. I told him to build offense chambers, so we could hold our (at the time) only hive. A few minutes later, I noticed a couple of yellow circles, along with this gorge, near the large rotating door, so I ran to help. He managed to yell 'heeeeeeeeelp' before dying, but despite the circles all being right next to him (and the defenses he built) there were no turret-kill messages popping up. I ran to investigate, and found three marines knifing the gorge's defenses.

Twenty sensory towers.

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So...how've your games been?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
AMEN!
THANKYOU!!

a fellow HK person
omfg <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> haha

20 sensory towers? rofl?
wel my experience is similar.. except i already joined the game
hey evil timmy heard of TR server (terminator server) that server is plagued with n00bs <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

well nywayz.. it was the map wif "great viaduct" etc etc.. forgot.. well we had a hive in the room where its like a small catwalk and both sides are endless "death pits"

well nywayz..

expericne one

An obviously low iq person made 20 DEFENSE chambers thinking they would shoot and kill becvause it said "DEFENSE"

experience twO:

a marine accidentally jumps down the pit by mistake... which means he will die... my teamate.. a fade... jumps after him... trying to chase him down -.- .. omg
haha

well nywayz.. timmy

ICQ or nything? maybe we'lll play sometime <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

-chris

Question

I played on a korean server once.

I was the only one who knew how to play the game -.-

elim

Was in a game yesterday they built sensory first and the gorge was puting them on top of resource nossles so he couldn't build their. Our commander wasn't great he got one hive and didn't want to get the other. They took it over and got fades ripped apart the mess hall this being on ns_nancy. We lose gg.

Evil_Timmy

Archzai: Yeah, my ICQ number's in my profile. And Terminator gives me pings of about 6, so it's the server I play on most. I'm also a regular on nama-server, hkspirit.net, V-Radio, and whatever else gives a decent ping.