The Pirates of Subnautica: A Guide to Calling Things by the Wrong Names

cy4ncy4n The Kingdom of Reginald Join Date: 2016-09-14 Member: 222316Members Posts: 25 Advanced user
INTRODUCTION
When I had just gotten used to calling things "Scrap Metal" and "Airsacks" and "Spore Sacks" (what is it with the devs and sacks?), they decided to change everything. Now, with confusing "Metal Salvage", "Bladderfish", and "Gel Sacks", I began to mentally change the new names to the old ones.
And then I watched The Pirates of the Carribean... and considering I was calling everything by the wrong names anyways, things kind of went downhill.

PLACES
  • Primary Seabase = Tortuga
  • The Aurora = The Black Pearl
  • Safe Shallows = Port Royal
  • Floating Island = Isla de Muerta
  • Blood Kelp Zone = World's End / Farthest Gate
  • Lost River = Davy Jones' Locker

CREATURES
  • Cave Crawlers = Pirates
  • Gasopods = Redcoats
  • Crash Fish = Cannonballs
  • Reaper Leviathan = Barbossa

RESOURCES
  • Titanium = Iron
  • Gold/Diamonds/Lithium = Treasure
  • Water = Rum

TOOLS
  • Fabricator = Forge
  • Knife = Sword
  • Stasis Rifle = Musket
  • Propulsion Cannon = Regular Cannon

STORY
  • Alterra = Spaniards
  • Degasi Survivors = Aztecs
  • Degasi Bases = Buried Treasure
  • Warpers = Mermaids
  • Disease Research Facility = The Flying Dutchman
  • Seadragons = Krakens
  • Lava Zone = The Kraken's Prison
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  • phantomfinchphantomfinch West Philadelphia , born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Join Date: 2016-09-06 Member: 222128Members Posts: 1,123 Advanced user
    Void = Davy Jones locker.
    Shit happens
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands, Hoogezand Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue Posts: 15,780 Advanced user
    edited January 2017
    cy4n wrote: »
    INTRODUCTION
    When I had just gotten used to calling things "Scrap Metal" and "Airsacks" and "Spore Sacks" (what is it with the devs and sacks?)

    They had a things for balls with NS2 :trollface:




    Maybe we should have a pirate translation for the game, they opensource the language files so have at ye, ye scurvy dogs

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  • JamezorgJamezorg United Kingdom Join Date: 2016-05-15 Member: 216788Members Posts: 960 Advanced user
    Alterra = Rotten European Invaders!
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    Actually I just realised... That picture looks like the Tomb of Sargeras from WoW...
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    I am currently writing a fantasy novel which I plan to be the beginning of a six-seven book series.
    To sate my thirst for people to read my stories, however, I write one on the forums in the meantime: FE . DC .
    cy4n
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