As noone in the technical issues section cares

Heady

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<a href="http://pastebin.com/RejfGurz" target="_blank">dxdiag</a>
i already deactived UPnP because i have a thompson router
halp
edit: sometime when joining a server i get a black screen and after some time the message timed out
when i manage to join a server i get to pick my team but then after a few seconds i get the red disconnect icon and after some time i time out<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

SquishpokePOOPFACE

Relevant portions:

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Error: Couldn't open file 'models/props/docking/docking_baggagescreens_01.model'
Error: Couldn't open file 'models/props/docking/docking_plants_test.model'
Error: Couldn't open file 'models/.material'
Error: No shader specified for material 'models/.material'
Error: No shader specified for material 'materials/descent/descent_floor_01_a.material'
Error: Couldn't open file 'models/props/docking/docking_tram_01.model'
Error: Couldn't open file 'models/props/docking/docking_shower_towelrack3.model'
Error: Couldn't open file 'models/props/docking/shower_test.model'
Error: Attempted to load remote options from a file that does not exist.
5.9.98.219 Client: System packet sent (PacketType_Disconnect)
5.9.98.219 Client: Sending reliable 44
Timeout<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Possible solutions:
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And maybe even:
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