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DrSuredeath

<!--quoteo(post=1679918:date=May 31 2008, 11:05 PM:name=aNytiMe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(aNytiMe @ May 31 2008, 11:05 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679918"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Not as much as makes fun of US, just hates. I've heard many fat jokes concerning overweight Americans which I immediately followed up with "Just because you haven't heard of muscle mass, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Its not a myth, go to a gym"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Hates? That's crazy talk. Now you're gonna tell me they're jealous of freedom or something like that.

Align

<!--quoteo(post=1679963:date=Jun 1 2008, 08:19 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 1 2008, 08:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679963"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I bet she WAS carrying much muscle. Think about it. I probably can't heft something that weighs as much as I do, but many fat people weigh twice as much as I. Ergo they must be stronger than me. Of course, I don't carry much muscle either.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->I wonder if that's not a zero-sum equation though, since they have to hold up their own weight all the time - meaning their muscles are already in use, and can't contribute to any lifting efforts.

Abra

But if cut away the fat without the fat person dying, you would have a strong thin person?

lolfighter

<!--quoteo(post=1680017:date=Jun 2 2008, 01:45 PM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Align @ Jun 2 2008, 01:45 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680017"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I wonder if that's not a zero-sum equation though, since they have to hold up their own weight all the time - meaning their muscles are already in use, and can't contribute to any lifting efforts.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Agreed. That wasn't my point, however. I argued for the presence of muscle, not for its capability to be used effectively.

<!--quoteo(post=1680021:date=Jun 2 2008, 01:59 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 01:59 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680021"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->But if cut away the fat without the fat person dying, you would have a strong thin person?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Possibly. Then again, the muscle tissue would most definitely atrophy while the patient recovered. If liposuction could turn a fattie into an athlete, I think we'd've heard of it.

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1679914:date=May 31 2008, 09:07 PM:name=DrSuredeath)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DrSuredeath @ May 31 2008, 09:07 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679914"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->To be fair, only Americans make fun of Canada, while the rest of world makes fun of US.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm a backwards American. I make fun of the US and go visit Canada on a regular basis. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

lolfighter

Doesn't that just make you a closet canadian?

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1680028:date=Jun 2 2008, 08:39 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 2 2008, 08:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680028"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Doesn't that just make you a closet canadian?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah pretty much.

Abra

<!--quoteo(post=1680029:date=Jun 2 2008, 02:39 PM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ Jun 2 2008, 02:39 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680029"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Yeah pretty much.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's nice to see you being so open about it, me and your mom are very proud <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1680031:date=Jun 2 2008, 08:55 AM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 08:55 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680031"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It's nice to see you being so open about it, me and your mom are very proud <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Haha what?

Abra

<!--quoteo(post=1680028:date=Jun 2 2008, 02:39 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 2 2008, 02:39 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680028"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Doesn't that just make you a closet canadian?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

lolfighter

Abra's probably referring to a closet <something else>.

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1680060:date=Jun 2 2008, 03:25 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 2 2008, 03:25 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680060"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Abra's probably referring to a closet <something else>.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That seemed like the most obvious joke to make off of that, but it certainly wasn't very clear.
Why is it Abra and my Mom? is Abra female? Canadian? Calling my mom a ######?

It's very obscure really.

locallyunscene

<!--quoteo(post=1680070:date=Jun 2 2008, 04:38 PM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ Jun 2 2008, 04:38 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680070"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Canadian?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That would make the most sense and be most humorous, but I'm pretty sure he's from Europe.

lolfighter

He is posing as your father. Stereotypically, though, he should yell and scream and holler "I have no son!" and your mother should simply cry.

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1680075:date=Jun 2 2008, 05:33 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ Jun 2 2008, 05:33 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680075"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That would make the most sense and be most humorous, but I'm pretty sure he's from Europe.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Tis true, because that could imply he is my real father and I am really half Canadian...
Which would also imply my mom being a ######.

<!--quoteo(post=1680076:date=Jun 2 2008, 05:40 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 2 2008, 05:40 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680076"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->He is posing as your father. Stereotypically, though, he should yell and scream and holler "I have no son!" and your mother should simply cry.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's what I was confused about. Straight parents are not happy when their kid is ######. They might be "okay" with it, but it's not what they hoped for.

Gwahir

<!--quoteo(post=1680076:date=Jun 2 2008, 05:40 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 2 2008, 05:40 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680076"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->He is posing as your father. Stereotypically, though, he should yell and scream and holler "I have no son!" and your mother should simply cry.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Mom, Dad.

I'm Gaelic.

Abra

Comeon people, it's just a joke.
Let me explain the punchline:
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From:peter@script-flt.company.com
To:editing@editing-flt.company.com

On the edge of the hockey stick e601
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Scene 04
Location: Psyke's parent's Bedroom.

Mother: You did were well Harald. I never thought I should see you overcome your prejudice. Being Canadian is really not that uncommon today! It's perfectly normal! Did you know that all over the world, 0,0477 % are assumed canadian? I mean, 0,0477 is not a high number put it's all aro-

Father: I HAVE NO SON!!

Mother: Harald!!

Father: Quick, hide under the bed! If I act quickly now, I can maybe get to the hatchet in the garage and chop his head off while he is still counting on his brain to survive. Lets hope to god his blood is still warm!!

Mother: Harald, stop being such an old fart!

Father: DON'T TOUCH ME! You have been affected! GNARRL!

Mother: [Weep and Cry]
*Cut to the molestation slash domestic violence, I'm thinking number 11.*

P.s. Don't have One-arm Joe get it, he's a ######!

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Did that explain the joke for ya?

remi

<!--quoteo(post=1680081:date=Jun 2 2008, 07:15 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 07:15 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680081"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Did that explain the joke for ya?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Not at all. But it did make me laugh. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />