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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678263:date=May 10 2008, 11:17 AM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ May 10 2008, 11:17 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678263"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->wow. Two rounds in and I'm already in over my head. I will just try doing something productive when my turn is.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Well there is that retired ruler, who keeps catapulting stones down our freaking entrance hall! 100 barrels of rum, that we will have either dead dwarves or traders due to "collided with a solid object" related deaths soon.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678256:date=May 10 2008, 02:27 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ May 10 2008, 02:27 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678256"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Oh no you don't.
    Nex9 is from Australia as well. And I simply don't trust that prison English!

    Btw: Lollyunscene starts his report with: ""To Whom it my Concern,"

    Edit: it's bazillion, not bajillion

    Edit2:
    Regarding year 2:
    Good writing, lolly. I really enjoyed it. Also: Anvils are produced at the metalsmith. So even if we managed to get steel items to melt, we wouldn't be able to make an anvil from there.
    Edit3: And to make things worse: I am starting to doubt, that the skybridge will work <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    FYI there is a metalsmith with an iron anvil and wood furnace on the same level as the non-magma workshops. Also there's one bar of steel floating around somewhere from a melted battle axe and crossbow. I had queued up a replacement battleaxe but I didn't check to see if it ever got built. Also I forgot to turn wood cutting back on.

    And Abra: the fun part is coming up. You may not have a lot of assigned tasks, but the best part is making up your own stuff to do. My turn was actually pretty boring, I just told a lot of stories because I knew it would be with year two.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    You got an anvil?

    Sweet. Job well done <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1678291:date=May 10 2008, 10:37 AM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nil_IQ @ May 10 2008, 10:37 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678291"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->24th Granite

    The barracks is complete! Unfortunately I've just discovered that there was <i>already</i> a completed barracks on the lower level, but everyone was apparently too polite to tell me. Argh. Oh well, I guess one or the other can become an infirmary/prison later on, for now we have two barracks.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha. I love how this is only the third ruler and all ready the fort is pretty schizophrenic.
    <!--quoteo(post=1678291:date=May 10 2008, 10:37 AM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nil_IQ @ May 10 2008, 10:37 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678291"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->One of the new recruits is acting funny. He's claimed a workshop and is demanding, you guessed it, cloth. Armok dammit!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm pretty sure I purchased seeds for pigtails and maybe rope reed from the last trader. I dug space for the farms but didn't plant them. You may be able to get some cloth in time that way. Pigtails grow really fast, but are only growable certain seasons. I forget which ones.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1678294:date=May 10 2008, 10:12 AM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 10 2008, 10:12 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678294"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'm pretty sure I purchased seeds for pigtails and maybe rope reed from the last trader. I dug space for the farms but didn't plant them. You may be able to get some cloth in time that way. Pigtails grow really fast, but are only growable certain seasons. I forget which ones.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yeah, i'm growing some pigtails, i'm just hoping they'll be finished before the poor guy goes nuts.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I'm starting to worry that we chose a too benevolent site. If the only threat is goblin sieges, things may get awfully dull in between.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1678305:date=May 10 2008, 07:32 PM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Align @ May 10 2008, 07:32 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678305"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'm starting to worry that we chose a too benevolent site. If the only threat is goblin sieges, things may get awfully dull in between.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Goblin Bowman Ambush:
    1 dwarf dies, several run out to retrieve the corpse, lots of dwarves die, firends of the dead throwing tantrums, those dwarves get thrown in prison, several imprisoned dwarves die due to lack of guards and/or buckets, more dwarves tantrum ->tantrum spiral wheeee

    Cage trap overload, due to too many gobbo invaders -> megabest breaks through defense, lots of dwarves die

    dragon sets a single dwarf on fire, dwarf burns to death, several dwarves start storing the burning clothes in wooden bins, bins catch fire -> whole fortress burns

    Giant eagle decides to show up ->we are boned

    And lets not forget: Because several people are building things like: "hole in the big evil doomsday machine" leading to magma leaking into the fort are way more likely to happen

    But once the gobbo invasion reach the size of 50+ it will get hard. Trolls will destroy every outdoor building, including floodgates and windmills. Then lots of the better traps will stop working due to lack of power and their sheer numbers are usually enough to just disable all traps after a while.

    >_>
    <_<
    I'm sacred. Train some marksdwarves, STAT!

    Edit: And once the King arrives and turns the whole fort into a palace of hammering, cause he keeps demanding aluminum puzzleboxes, which we simply cannot supply him it will get ugly. I promise.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    While bowmen are nasty, they're not common, and all you have to do is pause the moment you see a death message, find the cause, call everyone inside and lock the doors. Or if the military is big enough, send them out first. It'll weed out the weaklings from the dwarves, although the most likely outcome is the ambushers run out of ammo and run away..
    And only pansies rely on traps. If your dwarves can't zerg rush bronze collosi and beat them to death within a minute, they deserve to be stomped.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Well, I had a fort once, that ran smoothly and was nearly perfect. All dwarves legendary, enough raw materials demon pits discovered and sealed off.
    I still lost, because at one point my seven starting dwarves died of old age more or less at the same moment, resulting in the whole ######ing fort to go berserk/insane.
    So, if you intend to prevent fort death, make sure that those ######s dont socialize with each other <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Speaking of demon pits: If we have adamantine and someone manages to dig around it, straight into the pits we are also boned.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited May 2008
    Ok, I can't believe no-one told me we have ONE axe in the entire fortress. There should be one axe per <i>dwarf</i> if I get my way. As i've mentioned in the story thread, this has meant a very limited supply of wood, which means a limited supply of coal, which means limited ability to make more axes. Catch 22. Seems that most of my turn is going to be spent getting the raw materials flowing freely again, and building a nice big ramp down the cliffside. It would be nice if at least one wagon could make it to a trade depot before the end of my turn; we have a big pile of <strike>trade goods</strike> junk to sell, and it would be nice if we could get a nice big pile of stuff in return, especially given our severe shortage of... most things.

    Although now that I think of it, with no bookeeper I guess no-one knew we only had one axe. Ho hum.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678417:date=May 12 2008, 11:31 AM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nil_IQ @ May 12 2008, 11:31 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678417"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Ok, I can't believe no-one told me we have ONE axe in the entire fortress. There should be one axe per <i>dwarf</i> if I get my way. As i've mentioned in the story thread, this has meant a very limited supply of wood, which means a limited supply of coal, which means limited ability to make more axes. Catch 22. Seems that most of my turn is going to be spent getting the raw materials flowing freely again, and building a nice big ramp down the cliffside. It would be nice if at least one wagon could make it to a trade depot before the end of my turn; we have a big pile of <strike>trade goods</strike> junk to sell, and it would be nice if we could get a nice big pile of stuff in return, especially given our severe shortage of... most things.

    Although now that I think of it, with no bookeeper I guess no-one knew we only had one axe. Ho hum.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    We got magma forges!
    The only thing we need coal for is steel production.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited May 2008
    One axe PER DWARF? What the pfargtl? You're mad. Mad like Urist who wanted to make a legendary adamantite scepter decorated with dragon bone. But who am I to stop you? Do it in your turn.

    By the way, I notice the starting build has no anvil. I won't say "told ya," because I didn't tell ya, but I WOULD have told ya if I'd known the starting build ahead of time.
    I mean, what could be more important than an anvil? Without an anvil, you don't get to make weapons or armor, and therefore also no weapon traps. An anvil is CRITICAL to fort defense. The reasoning that "you can always get one later" is quite plainly faulty when it has been shown several times (including this fort) that you can't count on it. I feel very vindicated in my anvil-bringing ways.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1678425:date=May 12 2008, 05:21 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ May 12 2008, 05:21 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678425"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->One axe PER DWARF? What the pfargtl? You're mad. Mad like Urist who wanted to make a legendary adamantite scepter decorated with dragon bone. But who am I to stop you? Do it in your turn.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I would if we had enough damn iron ore to spare. Every good dwarf should have an axe and an alcoholic beverage on them at all times, or they're not a <i>real</i> dwarf. We need <i>some</i> kind of weaponry asap, because right now if there was a goblin invasion (or more likely, ambush), we'd be fighing them off with leather armour, bare hands and bone crossbows.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    What we need is an anvil.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1678268:date=May 10 2008, 07:18 AM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 10 2008, 07:18 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678268"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->FYI there is a metalsmith with an iron anvil and wood furnace on the same level as the non-magma workshops.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Is this not true? Or do you actually have an anvil?
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678442:date=May 12 2008, 10:04 AM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ May 12 2008, 10:04 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678442"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Is this not true? Or do you actually have an anvil?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It is true but he doesn't have enough wood to make charcoal to run that smithy I guess.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678448:date=May 12 2008, 04:44 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 12 2008, 04:44 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678448"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It is true but he doesn't have enough wood to make charcoal to run that smithy I guess.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Dismantle the old non magma forge and use the anvil to make a magma forge.
    Should be kinda obvious.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1678449:date=May 12 2008, 10:45 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ May 12 2008, 10:45 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678449"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Dismantle the old non magma forge and use the anvil to make a magma forge.
    Should be kinda obvious.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You need a steel anvil for a magma metal workshop. That's why I was melting steel items in the magma forge.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Iron is magma-proof since 3D version.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678071:date=May 8 2008, 10:28 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ May 8 2008, 10:28 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678071"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->We are playing the version 38.c<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are we switching to d? Is d out?
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678458:date=May 12 2008, 05:52 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 12 2008, 05:52 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678458"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Are we switching to d? Is d out?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Not that I am aware of.
    v0.27.176.38c
    is still the latest. I just added this tiny piece of information for clarity, especially cause some people are preferring the old 2d versions for better framerates etc...
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    I tried making a magma forge with the iron anvil and it said I needed an magma safe anvil. And my version is definitely in '3D'.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1678463:date=May 12 2008, 06:22 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 12 2008, 06:22 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678463"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I tried making a magma forge with the iron anvil and it said I needed an magma safe anvil. And my version is definitely in '3D'.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Was the anvil available?
    By available I mean, pathable from to be built forge to anvil, anvil not occupied by other task, like hauling?

    Edit: My guess is, that you bought the anvil from the caravan, it got tasked to be transported to the furniture stockpile (this happens immediately) and you tried to place the magma forge, with the anvil being tasked for hauling.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    I wish there were some tutorials on some of thes emore advanced things in DF... I have no idea how to do them.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    do we have a rule in place for the minimum number of rounds before we can sign up again?
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678482:date=May 12 2008, 09:39 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ May 12 2008, 09:39 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678482"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->do we have a rule in place for the minimum number of rounds before we can sign up again?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Not really.
    If there is a open slot (see my first post) you can apply.
    If you already played a round, there should be at least 2 open slots though, before I put you on the list again.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited May 2008
    Next part is up. Sorry, but going to have to take one last evening to finish this properly. Expect a brief update with few if any pictures. My guy died, so he's been replaced by my other net alias, Extra-Medium. The dwarf in question is presently mayor, formerly wrestler, formerly peasant. I.e, he's one of the four or five I drafted in right near the start of my turn. Talk about going up in the world.

    Oh, and i'm aware that some of the new images are of the browser-stretching variety, for which I apologise. Will fix later. Sleep now.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Come to think of it, we have far to many entrances. A controlled cave-in in the right position wouldn't go wrong.... maybe later.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You know you can construct walls, right?
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    Can we get an update on the former rulers at the end of your term Nil? I want to know if my siege operator died in the fight/hit some goblins.

    Edit: I'd also like a screen of your tomb.
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