Half Life: Full Life Consequences

moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva.Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Posts: 4,219 Advanced user

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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Posts: 4,708 Advanced user
    I... I, eye? I?... I have no words...

    I... Aye... And I cried... tears of joy (and of ellipsis')

    I also laughed. I wish I were in 6th grade again.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Members Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Posts: 7,018
    Old, but classic.
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Members Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Posts: 1,163
    "and the pants were dead". I loled biggrin-fix.gif
    Dwarf Fortresses: Sugarhouses, Blockadecalmed, the mighty Helllantern and the troubled Lusterlens
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    "IMHO, they might as well have been called Hidey, Buildy, Flappy, Fighty and OMGWTH!!!11!!" -Grendel
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    Awesomesauce! Thanks for the avatar, NEO|Phyte d:]
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  • CronosCronos Members Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Posts: 1,823
    I've read that story before (somewhere, cant remember), that Youtube definitely does it proper justice biggrin-fix.gif
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    In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
  • ScytheScythe NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46Posts: 4,372 mod
    So bad it's just bad.

    But so just bad it's actually good.

    "THE PANTS WERE DEAD."

    Ahh, classic.

    --Scythe--
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    "Show me an operation that is running smoothly and I'll show you someone who's covering up mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Members, Constellation Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Posts: 2,405
    Aside from being funny I really like the plot development and the overall state of logic!

    Freeman checks for zombies, while riding his motorbike, cause he doesnt have any weapons.

    When the ploice officers wants to give him a ticket Freeman shoots him confused-fix.gif

    Finally in Ravenholm Freeman finds some weapons.
    QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 30 2008, 03:51 PM) »
    The only similarity to Ground Control is that instead of arriving from a building, your dudes arrive from the sky. Why does that merit a meh?
    QUOTE(puzl @ Apr 20 2007, 04:38 PM) »
    You can mince it anyway you like, but if a government can take it a way then it doesn't really matter if it is a right or a privilege, does it?
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Members Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Posts: 9,005 Advanced user
    *wepons
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    - George Carlin
  • EliteParakeetEliteParakeet Members, Constellation Join Date: 2006-10-25 Member: 58091Posts: 18 Fully active user
    "shot the final boss in the eye, and the final boss couldnt see"
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Members Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Posts: 710
    This new gmod one pales in comparison to the flash (which is FINALLY done). one two
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Members Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Posts: 10,075
    Oh god I'm going to piss myself. This is so classy, the Gmod makes it even better.
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    QUOTE (Thansal @ Oct 14 2007, 12:14 PM) »
    I am with Them and Liku (who is fun to pwn with a baseball bat).
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Members Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Posts: 1,163
    Oh man. Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone. Can't wait to see John Freeman plant some pants on the dead bosses tounge.gif


    Here is the first one. I had never of this "Full Life Consequences" before, so I had no idea that video was based on some "real" text
    Dwarf Fortresses: Sugarhouses, Blockadecalmed, the mighty Helllantern and the troubled Lusterlens
    ----
    "IMHO, they might as well have been called Hidey, Buildy, Flappy, Fighty and OMGWTH!!!11!!" -Grendel
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    Awesomesauce! Thanks for the avatar, NEO|Phyte d:]
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Members Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Posts: 4,507
    lmfao this is epic

    Because you has HEADCRABS
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Members Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Posts: 3,316 Advanced user
    QUOTE(A_Boojum_Snark @ Feb 26 2008, 02:58 PM) »
    This new gmod one pales in comparison to the flash (which is FINALLY done). one two
    three


    Suit yourself, but I still prefer this version. Just watching him "walk fast" as interpreted by Gmod had me loling.
    QUOTE (Gwahir @ Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM) »
    QUOTE (Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM) »
    The day the word "danger" makes it into my dictionary, is the day the workplace related deaths exceeds the "workplace related death-to-oh my, magma is being pumped, awesome!"-ratio.

    I am disturbed by your obsession with pumping hot fluids.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Members Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Posts: 2,166
    Yeah, the Gmod had my lols at the boneless flailing arms and legs. biggrin-fix.gif
    Denmark
    QUOTE (Sky)
    Abra wins the thread.

    QUOTE (Cold nite)
    You win at the Internet.
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Members Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Posts: 710
    I guess I feel the poor cartoon animation fits the poor story better. Along with the fact we've all seen hundreds of gmod videos, many featuring flailing limbs... it's kinda overdone and not all that amusing anymore.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Members Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Posts: 2,166
    To us, who haven't spend our time watching usermade Gmod movies, it "still" is though. smile-fix.gif
    Denmark
    QUOTE (Sky)
    Abra wins the thread.

    QUOTE (Cold nite)
    You win at the Internet.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Members Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Posts: 10,075
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, I don't want (m)any Gmod videos. So this is fresh unlike flash.

    Part II:



    Oh my the lulz.
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    QUOTE (Thansal @ Oct 14 2007, 12:14 PM) »
    I am with Them and Liku (who is fun to pwn with a baseball bat).
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Members Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Posts: 1,163
    Huzzah! He planted pants!
    Dwarf Fortresses: Sugarhouses, Blockadecalmed, the mighty Helllantern and the troubled Lusterlens
    ----
    "IMHO, they might as well have been called Hidey, Buildy, Flappy, Fighty and OMGWTH!!!11!!" -Grendel
    ----
    Awesomesauce! Thanks for the avatar, NEO|Phyte d:]
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  • CronosCronos Members Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Posts: 1,823
    "John Freeman you got here slow and now i am Zombie goast. YOU WILL PAY!"

    My rofflemeter asploded.

    The sequel does it's predecessor justice, I can only hope for a part three for yet more epic lulz biggrin-fix.gif
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    In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Members Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Posts: 3,316 Advanced user
    Who would have thought the second boss's weakness was having rockets shot at it? biggrin-fix.gif
    QUOTE (Gwahir @ Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM) »
    QUOTE (Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM) »
    The day the word "danger" makes it into my dictionary, is the day the workplace related deaths exceeds the "workplace related death-to-oh my, magma is being pumped, awesome!"-ratio.

    I am disturbed by your obsession with pumping hot fluids.
  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Posts: 5,602
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