MICROWAVE HIS ASS

ArmageddonArmageddon Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33055Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">do it</div>crawfish wins by default <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGTZoyARvnQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGTZoyARvnQ</a>
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Quality thread.
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Why would you want to microwave a cat?

    That's not very nice.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <div align="right">thanks for the link buddy</div>
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  • pSyk0mAnpSyk0mAn Nerdish by Nature Germany Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19166Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Silver, NS2 Community Developer
    Funny.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Cats are ######.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1663939:date=Dec 14 2007, 06:07 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Dec 14 2007, 06:07 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1663939"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Cats are ######.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    GG swear filter. I spend 4 minutes 7 seconds watching another stupid cat video and can't make a legitimate comment. <img src="http://www.nsmod.org/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    A+ music, but the video doesn't go anywhere. I was hoping one of the following would happen:

    A) cat gets pinched
    B) crawdad gets toppled
    C) dog comes in for a surprise finish and scarfs crayfish in 1 bite
    D) crawfish actually does get microwaved
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    edited December 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1663940:date=Dec 14 2007, 11:10 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Dec 14 2007, 11:10 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1663940"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->GG swear filter. I spend 4 minutes 7 seconds watching another stupid cat video and can't make a legitimate comment. <img src="http://www.nsmod.org/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    1. Realise it is "another stupid cat video" after 10 seconds of viewing
    2. Move cursor to top right of the screen, depress left mouse button
    3. ?
    4. Profit!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I enjoyed it. The dog made it even better, somehow. Nice music too.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    The crayfish didn't win by default, just because it survived.

    The cat won on points.. did you see the stats? The cat was like 95% ahead in punches thrown and landed.
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1663975:date=Dec 14 2007, 11:31 AM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ Dec 14 2007, 11:31 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1663975"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The crayfish didn't win by default, just because it survived.

    The cat won on points.. did you see the stats? The cat was like 95% ahead in punches thrown and landed.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    but the crayfish was using the crane technique from The Karate Kid
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1663979:date=Dec 14 2007, 12:00 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Dec 14 2007, 12:00 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1663979"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->but the crayfish was using the crane technique from The Karate Kid<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sooooo, style points?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    If anything, style points go to the cat. Crawdad did the vicious "brain impaler" two-pincered downward stab twice, but cat's lightning reflexes meant that both attacks just made dents in the floor instead.
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    I think I prefer the old <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRTsYtsBGN8" target="_blank">matrix mouse</a>[youtube.com].
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    ... cats...

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5dzi_8Rscfs"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5dzi_8Rscfs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I'm not sure that it is prudent to attempt to market to the "I like seeing cats decapitated" demographic.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->If anything, style points go to the cat.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Style points defiantly go to the crayfish by virtue of it not being a cat.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Gwahir wins, thread over.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    what, again?


    Every time I bring out that horrible little vid I win...
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Pretty good, but that cat is a b*tch, I want bloodshed.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1664014:date=Dec 14 2007, 11:28 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Dec 14 2007, 11:28 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1664014"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->what, again?
    Every time I bring out that horrible little vid I win...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's because Depot is unlikeable. It says so right here in his personnel file: "Unlikeable. Liked by no-one. A bitter, unlikeable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned."
    "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
    It also says he was adopted, so that's funny too.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Now that you've gotten that out of your system, are you GLAD yOu Said it?
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Gwahir, no.
    This thread, no.
    Locked.
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