Uwe Boll is a wonderful film maker and a better man.

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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Members Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Posts: 2,543
    Uwe Boll? I thought he was dead!

    Note to self: Hire better hitman.
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  • XythXyth Avatar Members Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625
    Actually, this made me like him a little bit. I thought he was funny (intentional or not?). I want to see the clip reel though!
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Members Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Posts: 10,075
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    QUOTE (Thansal @ Oct 14 2007, 12:14 PM) »
    I am with Them and Liku (who is fun to pwn with a baseball bat).
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Members Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Posts: 4,507
    edited August 2007
    I WROAT ZE SKRIPT FOAR PUOASTAL

    IT WAZ TUO DUURRR-TEE

    <3 the accent.


    The guy IS getting better as a director, but he gets so much flack for taking good titles and making them into such utter crap.
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Posts: 3,196
    i am amused
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  • TykjenTykjen Members, Reinforced - Shadow Join Date: 2003-01-21 Member: 12552Posts: 945 Fully active user
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Members, Constellation Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Posts: 3,225
    edited August 2007
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    I don't have the time to show the clips [from Postal] now, they will show up after I leave the stage...
    From the rapturous booage to this line I was LMFAO. I can't believe PA got him at PAX.

    WOW. That girl halfway through was harsh. But Uwe actually is quite funny, if slightly deranged. Pity the Postal clip was edited out, I'm mildly curious.

    [Edit] Liki thanks for the clip! I know it's really distasteful and really black humour, but I thought that was hilarious. I think Uwe had a very valid point about how only cartoons have been able to get away with 9/11 parodies so far, but this plays out like a bad taste Naked Gun and we haven't had a film like that in a while.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Members Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Posts: 9,005 Advanced user
    If the movie continues in that vein, I'm watching it.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Members, Constellation Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Posts: 10,571 Advanced user
    QUOTE(lolfighter @ Aug 31 2007, 08:17 AM) »
    If the movie continues in that vein, I'm watching it.

    Some reviews say that is thew start of the movie, and the only good part.....
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Members Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Posts: 4,521 Advanced user
    I thought the clip was pretty good too, but I can't bring myself to watch 25 minutes of Uwe hazing. Is the general idea that he stays level headed despite everyone throwing crap at him, and he really seems to believe in his bad movies?
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  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Members, Constellation Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Posts: 3,225
    QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Aug 31 2007, 02:19 PM) »
    I thought the clip was pretty good too, but I can't bring myself to watch 25 minutes of Uwe hazing. Is the general idea that he stays level headed despite everyone throwing crap at him, and he really seems to believe in his bad movies?
    The general gist is that he's not a total idiot; he comes back with some good answers and a couple of putdowns (like someone says: "I want my $5.50 back" and he says "Well you need to talk to Blockbuster then!"); he generally seems to despise 'the system' and the Bush government; he defends himself by saying he makes low budget films that make him money, and they might not be to everyone's taste but they're surely better than Electra and other ###### film cashins; some of the films he's made were close to the game that was also in production and due to release, but then the game got scrapped so it looked like his story was a complete departure from anything in the game series; he makes films that at least aren't like what everything else Hollywood churns out; he generally sees that his earlier films were kinda lame, but he makes what he likes and sticks to his guns.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Members Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Posts: 2,166
    edited August 2007
    QUOTE(Tykjen @ Aug 31 2007, 09:41 AM) »
    Heil Uwe!


    I would have called "not cool" on this one, but seeing as he is making a skit about the plane crashing into WTC, joking about Nazism because he is German, might be playing the same game smile-fix.gif

    Also: That was actually funny! The actors did their part well. I was thinking "Will it crash anyway?" then the passengers burst in and grab the stick.
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  • XythXyth Avatar Members Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625
    I have to say, I was very amused by the clip. I might go to see this movie actually... Cat silencer anybody?
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Members Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Posts: 10,499
    QUOTE(Xyth @ Aug 31 2007, 10:23 AM) »
    I have to say, I was very amused by the clip. I might go to see this movie actually... Cat silencer anybody?


    Like Thansal said, every review says that's the only good part in the entire movie, or at least everything that's been seen so far.
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    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Members Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Posts: 2,166
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    Abra wins the thread.

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  • XythXyth Avatar Members Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625
    I... I like it. I laughed at GW talking on the phone, oh man.

    Also, the fake movie reviews were good.
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  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Members, Constellation Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Posts: 3,225
    QUOTE(Xyth @ Aug 31 2007, 06:46 PM) »
    I... I like it.
    It's unsettling isn't it?
  • TestamentTestament Members Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Posts: 2,924
    It's not really surprising. Postal is perfect for Uwe Boll. It's disgusting, plotless, is already completely ruined, and requires no real thought to get. If he can ###### that up, he can ###### ANYTHING up.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The NetherlandsMembers, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Posts: 15,782 Advanced user
    And here my first thought was Unknown World Entertainment, but then the Boll came in rolling in...

    Good or bad movie reviews make me watch them anyway. I judge that for myself, thank you. I also usually don't know or don't care to know who the director is biggrin-fix.gif

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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Members, Constellation Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Posts: 4,858
    I love how he handled that girl that was like, "WTF IS THAT RACIST ######," I like him.
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