Statistical essay on why one will never get a girlfriend.

NecroNecro <insert non-birthday-related title here> Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
<a href="http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend" target="_blank">http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Wil...ve_a_Girlfriend</a>

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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Misleading title <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> Apparently it could take up to 67 years. It's still possible, even for you Necro <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    That made me laugh.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    nicely done <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Admitedly I will toss in this factor:

    His final piece is that he will go on a blind date each week with "a gril about my age" each week.

    If we stick with his "blind date once a week" format you will likely attempt to find people in geographical areas that you stay in, and those are likely to already have been pared down even further as we tend to live near people that are like us.

    If we break out of the "blind date once a week" your chances are segnificantly higher on meeting one of the 18 726 posible people due to the fact that some one you would get along with would likely frequent similar spot as you. The only problem is then convertign a mettign into a date.


    All in all, still good use of math <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • KainTSAKainTSA Join Date: 2005-05-30 Member: 52831Members, Constellation
    LOL

    I like how he's trying to use statistics to prove that its not his fault he doesn't have a girlfriend, when the fact that <b>he's trying to use statistics to prove that its not his fault he doesn't have a girlfriend</b> pretty much indicates that it is his fault.

    And anyway, if its so hard to find a girl that meets his standards, why did he already account half of them as being taken? How did those guys get those girls? Bottom line is, if you can't manage to get any dates its your fault no matter how you try to spin it <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> Still a pretty funny article though.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1631164:date=Jun 4 2007, 08:59 AM:name=KainTSA)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KainTSA @ Jun 4 2007, 08:59 AM) [snapback]1631164[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    LOL

    I like how he's trying to use statistics to prove that its not his fault he doesn't have a girlfriend, when the fact that <b>he's trying to use statistics to prove that its not his fault he doesn't have a girlfriend</b> pretty much indicates that it is his fault.

    And anyway, if its so hard to find a girl that meets his standards, why did he already account half of them as being taken? How did those guys get those girls? Bottom line is, if you can't manage to get any dates its your fault no matter how you try to spin it <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> Still a pretty funny article though.
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    Well, kinda. Is it really my fault that I personally don't see any worthwhile women in my area to date, except one, who is taken? I mean, seriously, the amount of women out there whom just aren't worth it is mind boggling. I'm sure there are just as many men, but at least I know a few guys whom, if I was ######, I'd go for, 'cause at least they've got good personalities. Can't even claim that one on the women.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1631172:date=Jun 4 2007, 09:29 AM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jun 4 2007, 09:29 AM) [snapback]1631172[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Well, kinda. Is it really my fault that I personally don't see any worthwhile women in my area to date, except one, who is taken? I mean, seriously, the amount of women out there whom just aren't worth it is mind boggling. I'm sure there are just as many men, but at least I know a few guys whom, if I was ######, I'd go for, 'cause at least they've got good personalities. Can't even claim that one on the women.
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    Remember, according to all those nice Christian priest people, homosexuality is a choice, so basically all you have to do is suck it up and, uh, do something else with the word "suck."
  • paellapaella Join Date: 2007-03-23 Member: 60463Members, Constellation
    Kain it's a joke, yo. He's not trying to prove anything other than "this is funny (if you understand stats)".

    Quaunaut, it doesn't really work that way. I've had just as many horrible dates as my straight friends.
  • KainTSAKainTSA Join Date: 2005-05-30 Member: 52831Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1631182:date=Jun 4 2007, 01:40 PM:name=paella)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(paella @ Jun 4 2007, 01:40 PM) [snapback]1631182[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Kain it's a joke, yo. He's not trying to prove anything other than "this is funny (if you understand stats)".
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    I am aware its a joke, as was most of my text. Notice the "LOL" and "This is still pretty funny" in my post <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1631182:date=Jun 4 2007, 10:40 AM:name=paella)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(paella @ Jun 4 2007, 10:40 AM) [snapback]1631182[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Kain it's a joke, yo. He's not trying to prove anything other than "this is funny (if you understand stats)".

    Quaunaut, it doesn't really work that way. I've had just as many horrible dates as my straight friends.
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    Damn, and there I thought maybe things could be easier swinging the other way.

    Le sigh.

    Well, at least I don't feel too much guilt for lookin' at boobs.
  • ConfusedConfused Wait. What? Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12904Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Subnautica Playtester
    A classy gentleman of such refined standards should refrain from blind dating, even if it is only pseudo randomly selected.

    Additionally, he should work on that 15.86% average in his target demographic. I mean, statistically, they could still work out. After all, the female in the same demographic has an identical statistical problem.
  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    the article is all good until he hits "…who are beautiful: 1 487 838"

    i mean, 2.2%? come on.
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    edited June 2007
    Interesting read. Last sentence in conclusion is hilarious. T_T
  • SmoodCrooznSmoodCroozn Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22310Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1631172:date=Jun 4 2007, 09:29 AM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jun 4 2007, 09:29 AM) [snapback]1631172[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Well, kinda. Is it really my fault that I personally don't see any worthwhile women in my area to date, except one, who is taken? I mean, seriously, the amount of women out there whom just aren't worth it is mind boggling. I'm sure there are just as many men, but at least I know a few guys whom, if I was ######, I'd go for, 'cause at least they've got good personalities. Can't even claim that one on the women.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Hmm... I'm guessing the ##### is drunk.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    I kinda thought out that theory before when i didnt date much. I looked around a mall one day and realized most of the women are way older or taken, thus the ratio of available women that would work for me are 1 in a few thousand haha
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    All valid points. Though, I don't think he accounted for mittens.
  • wankalotwankalot Join Date: 2005-02-05 Member: 39872Members
    wat made me lol the most was the reply email from some crazy woman (link at bottom of article).

    Im a guy who will thankfully never touch a maths textbook with a ten-foot pole again. I did a similar stat study for my final year of school with regressions and whatnot.. and at the end i thought to myself.... lol who cares. This guy either has contempt for dating, maths or, as it seems to me, both.

    funny though... i rofled
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1631572:date=Jun 5 2007, 06:57 PM:name=SmoodCroozn)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SmoodCroozn @ Jun 5 2007, 06:57 PM) [snapback]1631572[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hmm... I'm guessing the ##### is drunk.
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    L-O-L
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1631586:date=Jun 5 2007, 07:27 PM:name=Drfuzzy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Drfuzzy @ Jun 5 2007, 07:27 PM) [snapback]1631586[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I kinda thought out that theory before when i didnt date much. I looked around a mall one day and realized most of the women are way older or taken, thus the ratio of available women that would work for me are 1 in a few thousand haha
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    And yet you met your wife. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> Now how is that possible, or perhaps you should tell how that worked out for you.


    PS: HELLO FROM VACATION IN BRIDGEHAMPTON, NEW YORK ######ES!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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