INANE PARTY TRICKS THREAD!
Very simple thread, list whatever lame inane skill you are capable of producing upon request.
Let me get this monstrosity rolling.
I can quote the ENTIRE film of The Transformers The Movie from start to finish from memory.
There's no real way I can prove this to you online, as any skeptist would say "You're reading out the script" But trust me, even the worlds longest road trip goes along a lot quicker when somebody reciates an entire movie.
"Yes friends, act now. Destroy Unicron. Kill the Grand Poo-bah. Eliminate even the toughest stains."