Marine: I got bit. Soon I'm going to be as good as dead, and I can't do anything about it. (à² _à² )p
Comm: It's like giving medpacks to parasited marines, except compulsory. (à² _à² )p
Lerk: I got him! But did he get a medpack? I can't tell! I wish he'd groan in agony or something! (à² _à² )p
Since I gave none thumbs up, I guess I oughta suggest something: Lerk bite - 1/3 skulk biting power, 80% movement snare for 5 seconds - bite a marine, fart gass around him, watch him choke to death. I know someone's M&M's are rolling on the keyboard because a snare was mentioned, but I just love combos and that's the only one I could come up with.