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DubersDubers Pet Shop BoyEdinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Posts: 2,302Members
Valve NEVER asks you for you password...
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br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know.

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
sad-fix.gif

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. smile-fix.gif

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed WTH WTH?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me?>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what?

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude WTH why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, b***h.


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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Posts: 450Members
    I have seen this allready
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Posts: 10,501Members
    Older than time itself. Oh Internet, will there ever be anything more within your cluttered tubes, or will you constantly offer me tired, worn out entertainment?
    QUOTE (MOOtant @ Sep 21 2012, 11:06 AM) »
    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi! Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Posts: 6,132Members, Constellation
    In before the lock.
    blah blah blah
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Posts: 1,452Members
    Seen it What goes around comes around.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Posts: 2,427Members, Constellation
    I havn't seen it before and it must be one of the funniest things I've ever read, if it's authentic that is. God knows how many internet jokes that have been staged.

    We have a WinRaR.
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625Members
    Oh man you guys I found this hilarious website with funny IRC quotes and stuff, it's soooo funny. I think the name is Bash.org or something?
    The first thing you must learn is to learn from your mistakes.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Posts: 10,081Members
    QUOTE(Svenpa @ Jan 16 2007, 10:37 AM) »

    We have a WinRaR.

    ^Lolz.

    Old but Gold.
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    QUOTE (Thansal @ Oct 14 2007, 12:14 PM) »
    I am with Them and Liku (who is fun to pwn with a baseball bat).
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Posts: 9,006Members
    Just to make sure I don't get flamed to ######, I won't ever post anything funny on these boards. The people here can't handle entertainment.
    Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed, dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side.
    - George Carlin
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Posts: 994Members
    The less you reply, the faster the thread dies. You're only +1 and attention whoring with the "OLO YE OWLDE INTERNETE JOKE" crap.

    I found it funny.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands, Hoogezand Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Posts: 11,450Forum Admins, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue mod
    @lolfighter

    We can handle entertainment just fine, we just can't handle reruns. Oh and not locked yet? tounge.gif

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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Posts: 2,302Members
    God you lot are so uptight.
    "Remind me never click any DuBERS'-provided links ever again..." - MonsieurEvil
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Posts: 4,708Members, Constellation
    Lock? Why?

    I found this to be funny, never seen it before.

    Some people just need to chill out, just because you have seen something on the internet before doesn't mean that everyone has, and the fact that something is old to you is by no means grounds for locking a thread...
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Posts: 4,521Members
    new to me too =p

    gotta remember that this board was down for ages... so sometimes even the old stuff is good to dredge up again imo
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  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Posts: 2,571Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    New to me also. Why don't we just lock the entire NS forum, seeing as everyone here has seen it already?
    "I am the woodsie lord, the Trickster of legend. If you be thirsty, flesh thing, drink of me. If you be hungry, then feed, for I am the honey-maker and the jacksberry." ~ The Trickster, Thief: The Dark Project (1998)
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Posts: 10,501Members
    QUOTE(Merkaba @ Jan 16 2007, 12:22 PM) »

    New to me also. Why don't we just lock the entire NS forum, seeing as everyone here has seen it already?


    I think they tried that for like a year. It turns out if you get rid of the forums people think NS is dead.
    QUOTE (MOOtant @ Sep 21 2012, 11:06 AM) »
    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625Members
    Would people shut up about saying "Lock this", "In before lock", "Why isn't this locked yet?". Honestly guys, how many pointless threads have actually been locked? None? Maybe one?
    Remember that thread about that mod or whatever, where the sub-title was "Look how fast this gets locked" and it went for 7 pages or something? Yeah.

    Stop acting as if you have some intricate understanding of the hardly existent forum posting guidelines, it only makes you look like a huge tool.


    tl;dr: Saying "In before lock" makes you look like a tool.
    The first thing you must learn is to learn from your mistakes.
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Posts: 1,150Members
    If it's older than 5 minutes ago, I don't want to hear about it at all.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi! Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Posts: 6,132Members, Constellation
    QUOTE(Merkaba @ Jan 16 2007, 08:22 PM) »

    New to me also. Why don't we just lock the entire NS forum, seeing as everyone here has seen it already?


    Not a bad idea, IRC lock too? tounge.gif
    blah blah blah
  • MalevolentMalevolent Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18842Posts: 411Members
    I haven't seen this before. That was quite funny. It is amazing how dumb some people are.
  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Posts: 406Members, Constellation
    New to me. I got a good laugh out of it too. It's probably a little bit based on truth; I'm sure there are plenty of people who have tried such a stunt who ended up getting caught in their WEB OF LIES. It reminds me, who was it that posted here about jokingly responding to a 419 scam? Whatever came of that?
    Those people that think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Posts: 2,625Members
    I remember some time ago a transcript was posted about some script-kiddy threatening some guy over IRC, asking for IP so he can hack him, typical internet stuff. Anyway, the guy being threatened tells the would-be hacker that his IP is 127.0.0.1, hilarity ensues. I think the transcript ended with the kiddy reformatting his own computer or something to that tune.
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  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Posts: 2,571Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    edited January 2007
    Stop acting as if you have some intricate understanding of the hardly existent forum posting guidelines, it only makes you look like a huge tool.
    tl;dr: Saying "In before lock" makes you look like a tool.

    ~ Xyth, Jan 16 2007, 08:28 PM


    I agree with this so much that I posted it again.
    Post edited by Unknown User on
    "I am the woodsie lord, the Trickster of legend. If you be thirsty, flesh thing, drink of me. If you be hungry, then feed, for I am the honey-maker and the jacksberry." ~ The Trickster, Thief: The Dark Project (1998)
  • SteveRSteveR Join Date: 2006-12-25 Member: 59239Posts: 96Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    eh... wow.

    As for the original post, it was very funny. I might have even laughed out loud. On a second reading however I think it might just be a farce. Maybe I'm overestimating the intelligence level of someone that would try to pretend to be a software employee, but it strikes me as more likely someone would hilariously fake it before someone would hilariously f*** up that way.
    Post edited by Unknown User on
    I am an experienced thread killer. It's like an unwanted talent.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Posts: 5,835Members
    funny and new to me :3

    all the people who cry old should learn that telling people stuff is old is old.
    So behind the times!!! I mean, really... :p
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Posts: 1,766Members
    edited January 2007
    QUOTE(Geminosity @ Jan 16 2007, 09:12 PM) »

    all the people who cry old should learn that telling people stuff is old is old.


    Old, Xyth said that a few posts before you.
    Post edited by Unknown User on
    "A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever"
    - Shigeru Miyamoto
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Posts: 1,724Members, Constellation
    QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 16 2007, 12:28 PM) »

    Would people shut up about saying "Lock this", "In before lock", "Why isn't this locked yet?". Honestly guys, how many pointless threads have actually been locked? None? Maybe one?
    Remember that thread about that mod or whatever, where the sub-title was "Look how fast this gets locked" and it went for 7 pages or something? Yeah.

    Stop acting as if you have some intricate understanding of the hardly existent forum posting guidelines, it only makes you look like a huge tool.
    tl;dr: Saying "In before lock" makes you look like a tool.



    I agree, they only lock stuff for hard flames or pure spam nowadays.

    Pure spam is like a post with only one word in it and flames are flames.
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46Posts: 4,371NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver mod
    I've seen it before, still got a laugh out of reading it again though.

    --Scythe--
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Posts: 3,925Members
    QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 16 2007, 02:41 PM) »

    I remember some time ago a transcript was posted about some script-kiddy threatening some guy over IRC, asking for IP so he can hack him, typical internet stuff. Anyway, the guy being threatened tells the would-be hacker that his IP is 127.0.0.1, hilarity ensues. I think the transcript ended with the kiddy reformatting his own computer or something to that tune.

    That can be found at http://www.mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=19973, along with probably a million other places online.
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    QUOTE(CMEast @ Jun 4 2005, 10:54 AM)
    ... accusations are so... accusing.
  • ByekaByeka Name changed from Freak83 Toronto Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14484Posts: 1,391Members, Constellation
    This is completely new to me and very entertaining tounge.gif

    Honestly, I don't know how some of you guys have found this stuff before already.
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Posts: 2,302Members
    QUOTE(Geminosity @ Jan 17 2007, 01:12 AM) »

    funny and new to me :3

    all the people who cry old should learn that telling people stuff is old is old.
    So behind the times!!! I mean, really... tounge.gif


    Thank you sweetheart, glad that not everyone on this board isn't so uptight. Thought I was going to have to join the conservative party just to fit in...
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