(shhhh no talking...)
DISCLAIMER: Suite was bored. Suite does have exams. Suite thought this would be topical. So if you have to flame this post,kill me in-game instead. It's not hard,just find me skulking around on the UK servers and blast me. Rant over.
Natural Selection v3.0.3 exam:
(pending minor patch that will fix the blue lighting in A1 of co_eclipse,subsection b)
Q1: You are a marine. You see a skulk heading towards you. Do you:
a) Fire at it with your lmg,and hope not to get bitten.
b) Fire at it on your jetpack and shotgun/hmg,and don't get bitten at all.
c) What's the fire button? CHOMP!
Q2: You are an alien skulk. You see a marine heading towards you. Do you:
a) Run up and bite him on the legs. You might live to eat his testicles.
b) You come out of cloaking and focus bite the f**ker. Ain't it godlike?
c) What you mean I can climb walls? BANG!
Q3: You have just entered the enemy hive/command room. Do you:
a) Attack the key structures and watch out for respawning aliens/marines.
b) Attack the key structures while spawn-killing all the respawners with a fade/jetpack. And maybe an onos or a few grenades too.
c) OMG WHERE DID HE COME FROM? CHEATER!
Q4: What does a fade do?
a) Use it to attack a marine with more power,then run.
b) Hit n run laming sessions on the HOME BASE!! GO FADE GO! LAME THAT SOB!
c) WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN EVOLVE?
Q5: You have just been killed. Do you:
a) Respawn and swear silent revenge.
b) Cry a lot on the chat,using words like 'OMG HAXX' and 'LAMER'. Until it's your time of course.
c) Sit there waiting to respawn because nothing is happening. Except that a familiar sight of the armory/hive is in front of you.
Q6: What should a gorge not do?
a) Attack people and build structures in useless places.
b) A GORGE CAN F**KIN DO ANYTHING! BATTLEGORGE AWAY! OC'S ON THE HIVE ASAP!
c) What's a gorge?
Q7: Which is the odd one out?
b) Grenade launcher
Q8: What does 'RT' stand for?
a) resource tower
b) REALLY TERRIFIC performance by me on that lame-hive run I just did.
Ain't i go(o)d?
If you answered mostly a's (and answered the MC correctly),you are a CASUAL NS PLAYER. Keep on playing and you'll learn the tricks of the trade.
If you answered mostly b's (" "),you are a NON-CASUAL HARDCORE NS LAMING PLAYER. F**k off back to CS:S you 13-year old.
If you answered mostly c's (and answered the MC incorrectly),you are a NEWBIE NS PLAYER. I think that Barney's Day Out or Tetris would be a better game for you to play.
(may include traces of sacrasm)
(WARNING: contains NS-related humour)
(Suite-Pee is not responsible for any LOL-related deaths because of this exam)
"Sometimes I think maybe I want to join the army. I mean it's basically like FPS, except it's better graphics, but what happens if I get lag out there? I'm dead! And I mean, I heard there were no respawn points in RL. BOOM HEADSHOT!"- FPS Doug