There once was an onos from Queens,
Who had an issue with eating marines,
One down - more to go,
Lets even the score,
First somebody sort out the teams...
Smelly marine stands by the door,
No-one likes him any more
Freed from an onos by his team
He didn't come out feeling clean
The com sends him to the furthest hive
not caring if he'll stay alive.
The aliens need not contrive.
They'd smell the kid before he'd arrive.
and a sentimental one:
I stand in the corner, watching, waiting.
Is that a gorge, its plump body pulsating
I've been with these guys too long.
Too long afraid - to long alone
We're expected to kill .. but i feel a link
i need this gorge
i want this gorge.
I draw closer to the gorge - it turns.
It moves towards me, the feeling burns
Then there's no more silence, and we're nolonger alone
And in an instance my dreams are all gone.
YOU MOTHER F****** THAT GORGE WAS MINE : BANG BANG BANG - BOOM - BANG
COMMANDER HAS BEEN EJECTED
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FOR TEAM KILLING
Now everyone else try - its stupid - but don't worry - this is a stupid part of the forum