"MEGA! I think it's safe to say this seller does NOT have a £300/day crack habit."
"Seller successfully convinced me to give up crime - FOREVER."
"Item fired from 8" cannon, thro' the front of my house seconds after payment A++"
"Sold his car to me after I won it in an Ebay auction. Fair enough."
"GLOWING RED HOT SPUDS OF LOVE. TREMENDOUS"
"Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed."
Display Stand â€” "You can put anything you like here, except naughty things."