Working on your speech, eh?I want to work on my speech, because i have a bad slur, bad speech, and I really want to get out of these bad habits [i don't have physical problems, i just find i'm too lazy to actually say words properly ]. Also, aiming to be a [broke] actor, it really wouldn't help to need subtitles for every damn thing I do!
So I found a site that some of you might enjoy, if just to try out saying some of them.
Here's one I found entertaining... heh.
|Once upon a barren moor|
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.
Phew. Try doing that one fast... I'm going to work on it
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